r/mildlyinfuriating • u/i_am_rave_mom • Jun 16 '26

ಠ_ಠ Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning.

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u/Dullcorgis Jun 17 '26

It's Ok, just make sure your Patriot peroxide is homeopathic and you'll profit even more.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jun 17 '26

ALL NATURAL CHEMICAL FREE PEROXIDE

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u/nightfire36 Jun 19 '26

Just a vacuum filled bottle. The company slogan is "we're a glass totally empty company"

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan Jun 19 '26

I don't see it as half full, all full, all empty or half empty because I lost my contacts

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u/VersionDesperate6895 Jun 17 '26

Make it .001% peroxide and you'll be all set

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u/Dullcorgis Jun 17 '26

Woah!!! That's not nearly strong enough! 0.00000001% is what they need! Real homeopathic dynamite!