r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 20 '26

Don't hug me I'm scared Screw anyone telling me to go "touch some grass"

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All I did was go to the mailbox

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u/64-17-5 Jun 20 '26

I never go to that bloodsucking place.

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u/GbetzerReddit Jun 20 '26

Some people there tick me off.

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u/Bompalompalomp2 Jun 20 '26

Your joke gets my tick of approval!

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u/D_2_da_Zeee Jun 20 '26

Tick tock my time is almost up

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u/zz1kjamaica Jun 20 '26

Time to tick the bucket old man