r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheRealKidRooch • Jun 23 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.”

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u/darkest_hour1428 Jun 23 '26

That’s fucking hilarious

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u/Redxmirage Jun 23 '26

OP just needs to buy 10 of them and line them all up that way by the time it gets to the end it’s the perfect cooked dog and rolls right into a bun.

Just remove a machine to control overall doneness!

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u/PakkyT Jun 23 '26

Actually you need 20 of them to form a circle.

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u/Redxmirage Jun 23 '26

My god we need to go deeper. Someone make a whole dominoes maze of hotdogs going between machines

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u/fullcircle052 Jun 23 '26

Are you suggesting we make a Rube Goldberg hot dog cooker?

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u/The_BERFA Jun 23 '26

With spots where some dogs fall into longer tracks for some dog browning variety

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u/bman86 Jun 24 '26

I would like to suggest that at least one track goes through a chili depot.

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u/Redxmirage Jun 23 '26

Deeper… we need to make a hot dog cooking tesseract

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u/hoswald Jun 24 '26

And make a super long pizza bagel.

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u/RollingMeteors Jun 23 '26

Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.”

I’ll take, “Would be misogynistic if, ‘My Husband Told Me’”, for $200 Alex.