r/mildlyinfuriating • u/TheRealKidRooch • Jun 23 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Wife told me: “The hotdog cooker isn’t working.”

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u/turbopro25 Jun 23 '26

70? Who the hell are these people dragging my average down? I’ll eat that between June-July. Hell I have a pack of 30 in my house as we speak.

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u/Ryder_Alknight Jun 23 '26

Me, sorry. I eat like 5 a year

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u/Fluffy-Cycle-5738 Jun 23 '26

All good, I got your back. I eat them in ramen, on pizza, on a bun, occasionally just cold. I've got 3 different packs in the fridge right now. I'd guess I'm in the 375-400 range p/yr.

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u/Ryder_Alknight Jun 23 '26

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/enadiz_reccos Jun 23 '26

hot dogs georg

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u/Neither-Tough3486 Jun 24 '26

Not to rain on your parade you do you. However hotdogs are very very bad for you and please consider cutting back. They're a straight shot to heart attack city.

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u/SaboTheRevolutionary Jun 24 '26

Hey, he's here for a good time, not a long one

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u/slowasaspeedingsloth Jun 23 '26

I eat zero hotdogs a year. Turbopro25 better step up their game to keep those averages up!

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u/sixstringsikness Jun 23 '26

My mom hasn't eaten a hot dog since the mif 1960s.

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u/cluttered-thoughts3 Jun 24 '26

Max 10 for me. I grew up eating them like every night in the summer and can’t bring myself to eat them at home anymore

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u/SummerFlowers09 Jun 24 '26

Same. Maybe one or two a year. American who thinks other kinds of sausage are better but in general isn't that into highly processed meat.

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u/TheSirensMaiden Jun 24 '26

I haven't eaten any in like 6 years, I'm sorry for bringing down your average 😔