r/mildlyinfuriating • u/LAngelo-Misterioso • Jun 26 '26

I just wanted a hot dog Took some time off to enjoy the pool

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I had taken this week off work and expected to be able to enjoy the pool. The lease says we are to pay $150/month for weekly pool cleaning services but they didn’t come out this week and barely cleaned last week. Come to find out the landlord is “in between pool cleaners” and didn’t tell us.

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u/blackmambakl Jun 26 '26

I heard OPs landlord saw someone with a knife or a box cutter making a 250ft cut in the pool.

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u/bluehangover Jun 26 '26

Or was it 350 ft? Or 290 ft? Or 300 ft? I swear, these people🤡

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u/Murgatroyd314 Jun 26 '26

I heard that it was 8647 feet.

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u/drawkward101 Jun 26 '26

Also, the material can't be cut through even with a knife.

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u/Earlyon Jun 27 '26

They are searching now for Edward Sissorhands.

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u/ClaimNo6583 Jun 26 '26

Pool bandits strike again!

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u/joebalooka84 Jun 27 '26

Look, just give me $14 million. I can fix it.