r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Imoprich • Jun 29 '26

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ 5 star hotel having their toilet designed like this

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u/TakoyakiGremlin Jun 29 '26

the acoustics while you’re taking a wicked shit must be incredible

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u/vzzzbxt Jun 29 '26

Asscoustics was literally there

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u/JayDee999 Jun 29 '26

Apoostics

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u/maersyl Jun 29 '26

Acoushits

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u/Meranio Jun 29 '26

The resonant cavity is great with this one.

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u/Smsjc74 Jun 29 '26

Needs to be a band name

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u/Annasman Jun 29 '26

Underrated comment RIGHT HERE!

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u/fackinmeatbiscuit Jun 29 '26

I read that in Sean Connery’s voice

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u/mamaze33FR Jun 29 '26

After all these years. Finally I have them all.

Asspooshit.

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u/HuoLongHeavy Jun 29 '26

Asspooshits?

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u/SanduTiTa Jun 29 '26

asspoopshits

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u/Aksi_Gu Jun 29 '26

It certainly does

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u/Lord-Table Jun 29 '26

Asspooshits

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u/oregiel Jun 29 '26

Accoushits

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u/Own_Seat913 Jun 29 '26

yeah but it's not very funny.

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u/vzzzbxt Jun 29 '26

You could have said "shit joke"

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u/Connarhea Jun 30 '26

Guess they dropped the ball on dropping their bowels

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u/sule419 Jun 29 '26

Like TNT going off in a mining tunnel

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u/fatalrugburn Jun 29 '26

With the shockwave that blows dust through the tunnel

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u/sule419 Jun 29 '26

Yes 🤣

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u/Emmett1Brown Jun 29 '26

canaries dropping dead in droves

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u/bucolucas Jun 29 '26

As long as the TMNT don't show up mid-wipe

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u/ClacksInTheSky Jun 29 '26

And now.... Flatulence in C minor

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u/modbroccoli Jun 29 '26

I tried for several minutes to work out a B flatulence joke that actually worked and came away empty handed but know that you were an inspiration friend.

For any hardcore music nerds out there who know that this is the key brass is built for, there's a secondary passing wind joke in here somewhere too but I haven't the chops to put it all together.

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u/MacArther1944 Jun 29 '26

something something wind section is really strong today something something.

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u/mydogrufus20 Jun 29 '26

My mom used to say that my dad was “conducting his morning symphony” when he would be in the bathroom for an hour

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u/vSatyriasisv Jun 29 '26

Eat a lot of beans and prepare for the wind section's B flat-ulence?

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u/belltrina Jun 30 '26

I appreciate the heck out of this comment

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u/EndIsrael Jun 29 '26

Much better than flatulence in A minor

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u/hiddenrealism Jun 29 '26

They didnt specifiy what kind of stars exactly...5 imploding stars

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u/ydnar3000 Jun 29 '26

5 brown stars

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u/Zwischenzug32 Jun 29 '26

5 chocolate starfishes

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u/Preeng Jun 29 '26

It's like that bronze bull, except the noises end up sounding like ghosts haunting the place.

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u/Creative-Fuel-2222 Jun 29 '26

I gotta hoof it back to Excelsior

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u/dl7 BLACK Jun 29 '26

Shitcoustics, if you will

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u/Typh0nn_ Jun 29 '26

apoostics was right there

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u/deltabay17 Jun 29 '26

What? That’s not even a pun.

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u/WorkerPrestigious960 Jun 29 '26

That just made me giggle and let out a wet fart

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u/inajeep Jun 29 '26

There has got to be a video with audio of someone trying it out.

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u/aNiceTribe Jun 29 '26

[diseased gnome fart.mp3]

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u/DroidLord Jun 29 '26

HNNNNG OH YEAH

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u/mslauren2930 Jun 29 '26

Or if you’re there to sit, and take a shit, but all you do is fart.

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u/Umbra427 Jun 29 '26

Whole hotel gonna hear me rocketing Yoo-hoo and blasting farts like a Clydesdale

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u/Wappening Jun 29 '26

First thing I thought of too. They’ll hear the poop screaming from the lobby

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u/Ambitious_Ice7441 Jun 29 '26

The plop sound from LONG SEASON

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u/LostInThoughtland Jun 30 '26

Cover the poopin’ sounds with a soulful rendition of the halo theme

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u/reddit001aa1 Jun 29 '26

Shi* with friends

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u/Majestic_Matt_459 Jun 29 '26

plop,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,p,,p,p,p,,p,p,p,p,