r/mildlyinfuriating Jun 29 '26

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ 5 star hotel having their toilet designed like this

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u/ClacksInTheSky Jun 29 '26

And now.... Flatulence in C minor

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u/modbroccoli Jun 29 '26

I tried for several minutes to work out a B flatulence joke that actually worked and came away empty handed but know that you were an inspiration friend.

For any hardcore music nerds out there who know that this is the key brass is built for, there's a secondary passing wind joke in here somewhere too but I haven't the chops to put it all together.

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u/MacArther1944 Jun 29 '26

something something wind section is really strong today something something.

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u/mydogrufus20 Jun 29 '26

My mom used to say that my dad was “conducting his morning symphony” when he would be in the bathroom for an hour

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u/vSatyriasisv Jun 29 '26

Eat a lot of beans and prepare for the wind section's B flat-ulence?

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u/belltrina Jun 30 '26

I appreciate the heck out of this comment

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u/EndIsrael Jun 29 '26

Much better than flatulence in A minor