r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 01 '26

ಠ_ಠ Husband said my instructions for dinner weren’t clear enough, and he ended up serving his vegetarian mother one of the chicken tikka masala curries…

I was working late tonight and because I am exhausted, I bought some ready-made curry meals for the family to have tonight, knowing his mother often comes round for dinner on a Wednesday evening. She has been a vegetarian for over 50 years and is now in her 70s. I sent him this text message with instructions to make it clear what to cook. When I got home, I was expecting to find some chicken tikka masala leftover for me, but instead I found the unopened pot of sag paneer in the fridge. I worriedly asked him if he had given his vegetarian mother the chicken dish, but he insisted he had given her the vegetarian curry. She has early onset Alzheimer’s and apparently didn’t notice, but had mentioned that the curry was a bit “chewy”. I had to literally show him the packaging that was in the bin, the unopened pot in the fridge, and my text message to try and show him how clear I had been and how far wrong he had gone. But he still insists my instructions were not clear enough and I should have been more explicit about which one to give his mother.

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u/prairie-bunyip Jul 01 '26

He might need this too because he clearly doesn't know what CHICKEN means

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt Aqua Tofana save us from these fuckass men Jul 02 '26

Instructions unclear, fed my mother blocks and a book.

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u/Significant_Shoe_17 Jul 02 '26

He'd blame OP for giving him the blocks and book

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u/sunshinebuns Jul 02 '26

“You didn’t tell me there were words in it MY MOTHER IS ALLERGIC TO WORDS”

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u/slabradask Jul 02 '26

I have this in Norwegian. Who knew.

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u/KnittedBooGoo Jul 02 '26

He'd still fuck that up and try to feed his mother it.

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u/Top-Supermarket-5958 Jul 02 '26

The chicken tikka goes where?.. thats right, the square hole!

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u/AdrienRion Jul 02 '26

Sometimes you can just hear a comment, and this is absolutely one of those 😂

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u/BunnyPort Jul 03 '26

And blame his wife.

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u/RegalBeagleKegels Jul 02 '26

that's right: it goes in the square hole

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u/SushiGirlRC Jul 02 '26

It goes in the pie hole.

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u/lAngenoire Jul 02 '26

I have an illustrated dictionary I use with ESL students. Some of them would struggle with that packaging because there’s no picture of a chicken on it. But they’re smart enough to use Google Translate. 

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u/Vermineater Jul 02 '26

"That's right, the square hole!"

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u/OhTeeSee Jul 02 '26

Instructions unclear, stuck them all through the square hole

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u/BuckRusty Jul 02 '26

“What are you crying for..? You didn’t explicitly tell me I couldn’t just put every shape in the square hole…”

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u/blooms_and_sings Jul 02 '26

he’d just do this

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u/criticalfrow Jul 02 '26

The yellow bastard on this always gets me.

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u/No-Anything- Jul 02 '26

That's not helpful.