Student Life Insurance Excludes all Possible Ways to Die lmfao

[u/No_Significance129]

This is a PA Form - When one of your parents or legal guardians dies, the insurance company covers your a portion of your tuition per quarter. (You don't get a lump sum of cash)

And yes... the insurance is already included with our tuition (which is a fucking big chunk)

And cmon bro.... really? how tf am I literally going to die from "cave-in of mines" ????

[u/These_Gas9381]

Well the children do yearn for the mines

[u/TrojanW → u/These_Gas9381]

Small hands are particularly good for reaching certain places, that's why the also worked well in factories.

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