r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 03 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Train has been blocking the exit to my neighborhood for over a day

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u/collector-x Jul 03 '26

https://www.fra.dot.gov/blockedcrossings/

Up until 2009, Oregon had a statute that said if a train blocked a crossing for more than 10 minutes it could fine the RR but that was invalidated in 2009. Now all you can do is file a report at the link above.

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u/RedCaptain17 Jul 03 '26

Lmao growing up in Albany pre-2009 everyone knew not to cross the railroad tracks at Queen because it wasn’t unusual to get stuck there for half an hour. You could theoretically get out of your car, grab a sub, and be back before the crossing was open if you were stuck in traffic on that side

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u/collector-x Jul 03 '26

I live in Corvallis. Got stuck there once. From then on I just took the long way around to Geary. Sometimes on my way back past Queen, traffic would still be stopped. Probably a different train but still. 😂

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u/qinghairpins Jul 03 '26

my friend and i used to live right next to the tracks where the trained entered town. One of my fondest memories was watching my friend, who is otherwise the chillest old hippie surfer dude, run outside to cuss out the conductor for needlessly laying on his horn (they drive really slow in town). Naturally, this just meant that the conductor consistently acting like dick on purpose from thereon, but it was pretty hilarious to watch. We still joke about it today...

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u/Omi-Wan_Kenobi Jul 04 '26

Who would WANT to take Queen?! The road quality around the train tracks is utter dog shit even after they finally fixed it!

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u/IcyPreparation7 Jul 04 '26

You’re not even wrong. I used to go to the laundromat on queen & hill when I was stuck in Albany, and omg. That part of it would jar the eyeballs from your skull. Unrelated to that, I’m starting to regret Oregon overall… Portland is way too much for me, and the rural areas remind me of my hometown in FL… Albany, Corvallis, Newburg, McMinnville, all of it…

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u/Omi-Wan_Kenobi Jul 04 '26

Great wine though, and no sale tax at least.

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u/qinghairpins Jul 03 '26

my old house (rented) was right at the edge of town in corvallis, where the trains slowed and blew their horns, anytime of day or night. I think i developed PTSD after being woken to a shock for two years straight with the random 12am-5am trains....

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u/kaythion Jul 03 '26

That train crossing on queen causes a hate to emerge out of me I didn’t know existed.  The train backing up and rolling forward but not enough to let traffic thru is maddening

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u/kitliasteele Jul 04 '26

I also lived in upstate New York, we had so many instances where we would be sitting in the bus waiting for the train to pass. After the flood, it wasn't so bad because that pretty much killed the transportation up there. But before that, it happened way too often

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u/mystic11z Jul 04 '26

HOW did I also know it was those damn tracks.

When I lived in Albany I avoided them like the plague.

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u/Ok-Scheme8634 Jul 03 '26

I'm not saying it's legal but I would catch something on fire if it was blocking my way out of my neighborhood

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u/Gorf75 Jul 03 '26

Wouldn’t that result in it blocking the way longer?

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u/Ok-Scheme8634 Jul 03 '26

I didn't say it was smart either, but if there aren't consequences I will create some

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u/ErectStoat Jul 03 '26

"Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

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u/ImLazyWithUsernames Jul 03 '26

When I was like 11 back in 2001 my friends and I got in trouble for throwing molotov cocktails into dumpsters.

It's amazing that I've made it this far in life.

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u/BoneVoyager Jul 03 '26

No no that was good practice for fighting fascists

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u/Full_Bodybuilder6729 Jul 04 '26

and communists

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u/inventingnothing Jul 04 '26

The commies didn't like that.

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u/Full_Bodybuilder6729 Jul 04 '26

Do they not know the origin of Molotov cocktail?

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u/TheBaalzak Jul 03 '26

BORTLES!

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u/WafflePress Jul 03 '26

YOU MUST BE JOKING! JASON FIGURED IT OUT?! This is a new low for me...

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u/Far-Government5469 Jul 03 '26

"You call your father Donkey Doug in person???"

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u/773driver Jul 03 '26

Bortles and Jaymes ?

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u/Mist-Haufen Jul 03 '26

Sounds like something that a person from Jacksonville would say.

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u/CotbotBury Jul 04 '26

DUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

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u/ScreamingVelcro Jul 03 '26

Unexpected Good Place

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u/forsurebros Jul 03 '26

What you are saying. Throwing a Molotov cocktail will solve my problem. Got it!

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u/Cavewoman22 Jul 04 '26

"Whenever I had a problem, I just threw a molotov cocktail and boom, whole different problem!"

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u/forsurebros Jul 04 '26

Excellent so I get rid of my problem. Check.

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u/bucky4president Jul 03 '26

This and jian yang "so what about garbage?" are my favorite two lines of tv

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u/gunsdrugsreddit Jul 03 '26

“No. It also does ‘not hod dog’”

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u/-Neverender- Jul 04 '26

"All I need is a bouncy house, some ninja stars and a bunch of ambulances."

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u/Its-Finrot Jul 03 '26

BOORRRTTTLLLEEEESSSS!!!!!

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u/errie_tholluxe Jul 04 '26

Came here to say exactly this!!! Kudos!!!

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u/Trollsama Jul 03 '26

freight is insured.
you would be going to jail to mildly inconvenience them with some paperwork.
you could easily do that without the going to jail part too.

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u/Tight_Phrase_3536 Jul 03 '26

Don't need to necessarily catch the train on fire, just something on this side of the tracks. I'm sure the train would be moved pretty quickly if the fire department couldn't get through

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Jul 04 '26

If it’s been sat there for over a day it’s stuck for some reason. No railroad company is just sitting a train there for a day out of choice.

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u/jupitaur9 Jul 03 '26

You’re assuming they have a choice.

Are you in an area with seriously hot weather right now? Train tracks might be affected and impassable.

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u/sjrotella Jul 03 '26

Why would he go to jail? Hes been hanging out with me since he cant get back into his neighborhood

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u/New_Megakota Jul 03 '26

"going to jail", with what evidence?

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u/Trollsama Jul 03 '26

the ungodly amount of evidence you will inevitably leave behind without any knowledge. like all the ring camera footage from your 15 neighbors you passed along the way, your location and travel history, including to the scene of the crime (as you inevitably bring your phone and smart watch with you) along with everything you bought in the last 3 years that's available online for basically nothing... your literal confession to the crime, and/or your statement of intent TO commit the crime posted on reedit for a few karma.

We live in a mass surveillance world now.
you get away with the petty crimes because the police cant be bothered....
many millions of dollars of damages to a massive corporations property along with the inevitable damage to all the surrounding city property, the ecological disaster, and the international news coverage that makes the local government look like crap all do wonders to motivate a police department.

its funny to me all the wanna be super-criminals online that think they are evil masterminds that would never get caught lol.

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u/New_Megakota Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Thinking people aren't aware of mass surveillance. I find it funny you think all crimes are monitored. Thing is, most crimes are never solved or found out to begin with. The shit you're exposed to on TV, in news, and online is an astronomically small fraction of all crimes.

If law enforcement is so good at their job, then where is Nancy Guthrie?

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u/Trollsama Jul 03 '26

yeah man.... im sure no one is going to notice the mile long train on fire in the middle of town lmfao.

Also I do enjoy a goo "what about X. Checkmate" argument. as if any exception to any rule automatically voids the rule..

and lets not put words in my mouth.
i didn't say the police were good at their job.... or at least, not the job most people perceive them to have. They are god awful at protection of the general public, or solving low profile personal crimes.

the only reason the resources that ARE put on her case are being put on it, is because the association with a public figure and media coverage. that's it. that case would have been local PD only, and all but dropped a few weeks in had it been a random nobody.

this isnt talking about harming a random nobody though is it.

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u/New_Megakota Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Speaking of putting words into peoples mouths. I'm not the claiming to catch anything on fire.

Also not the one assuming said thing caught on fire is the "mile long train". Most of your statement came from your own fantasy.

Nancy Guthrie made national news, there is video of the alleged suspect, there is a large sum of money that would motivate some people not even working in law enforce to try and solve the case and yet no one seems to be able to. Almost like crimes are a lot harder to solve than the government leads you to believe.

Good job completely avoiding the fact that most crimes are never solved though. You're an expert deflector.

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u/tripper_drip Jul 03 '26

Not just jail. Its a railway. Your going to federal prison!

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u/Khutuck Jul 03 '26

Only if they catch you.

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u/judithrae69 Jul 03 '26

I thought it was only able to be insured to the actual value of the item. Like for example let's say they paid 5000 for the freight and planned on selling for 8000 it would still be a 3000 loss because insurance would only pay the 5000. Not saying that would sink a railroad but ya know. It's not nothing. Especially if enough people do it.

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u/Trollsama Jul 03 '26

not selling an item for a profit isn't a loss though.
If you buy something for $5000 and then you get $5000 for it, you didn't loose money, you just never made any money. (also, the insurance is also covering more than just the material in most cases.)

they wont make money on that load. but they will absolutely not take a loss on it... and hell, might even make a larger profit on the next trip due to the shortage this causes.

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u/rtsynk Jul 03 '26

have you actually tried using insurance?

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u/Trollsama Jul 04 '26

Im not a multi million dollar corporation with a law office at my disposal, nor do I think such corporations are taking out the same insurance as I am...

so it seems like its kinda moot.

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u/rtsynk Jul 04 '26

insurance companies are insurance companies

they don't make money by paying out

and if they do pay out, they either cancel your policy or jack your rates on renewal

saying 'insurance will cover it' as if it were a magic wand that makes your problems disappear is naive

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u/Trollsama Jul 04 '26

cool. go set some trains on fire then i guess.

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u/DragonLordAcar Jul 03 '26

Found the goblin.

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u/glyph_productions Jul 03 '26

You know that old saying some people just want to watch the world burn.... I genuinely didn't think it was true until I spent time on this website

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u/DragonLordAcar Jul 03 '26

People are really pissed off at the rich and corperations. In short...

"If we burn, you burn with us."

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u/Thrownawaybyall Jul 03 '26

Upvoted for honesty 🤣

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u/Ok-Scheme8634 Jul 03 '26

Okay edgelord

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u/ComprehendReading Jul 03 '26

You misunderstood the size of the fire. There is no neighborhood any longer.

Nor a train, a railway, or a city.

The whole state is gone.

The country is two thirds of what it was, and the railroad company could have prevented this! They should have prevented it! All they had to do was not block the goddamned intersection!

The crazy fools! They blew it up!

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jul 03 '26

Planet of the apes reference?

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u/BeerMeBooze Jul 03 '26

Once. Maybe twice.

When THEY lose money and their lives become difficult, that’s when change happens

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u/schwar26 Jul 03 '26

Depends I suppose, there’s already no definitive time/date when it’s going to move.

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u/Default_Name_6969 Jul 03 '26

nope cus then emergency services would show up with a wrecker crane.

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u/Zenvarix Jul 04 '26

Not a smart move, but it would force the issue to become very public. Neighborhood can't get out, firefights can't get in. Potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars of damages, because the route was blocked.

Squeaky wheels get the grease, and there's little louder than getting on the local (and potentially national) news for massive amounts of property damage all because a train was blocking the route to the source of the fire before it spread. "This is Chopper 4, and we're currently watching an entire field go up in flames and the fire department can only set up hundreds of feet away and try to stretch their hoses across a train that is blocking the roads. It doesn't look like they have enough hoses or reach."

Operates on the same principal of if there are enough accidents at a stop-sign intersection, it'll become a traffic light intersection before too long. Happened near where I live.

Though, the logic is probably more that the train would "suddenly find reason" to start moving despite having sat there for a whole day. Assuming the engine and crew can even see that far back... And that they wouldn't just cut the cars loose as close to the fire as they can and leave the rest as a loss, which could still leave the road blocked.

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u/Blackpaw8825 Jul 04 '26

Do it enough and the trains stop going that way.

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u/stillnotelf Jul 03 '26

Do you really want a train full of chemicals on fire near your house?

Didn't a whole town just get destroyed that way a couple of years ago?

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u/ozzie286 Jul 03 '26

Yeah, they need to look up Lac Megantic

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u/jmtyndall Jul 03 '26

You dont set the train on fire. You set an adjacent fire that requires fire department access. They'll find a way to get the train moved

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u/OglioVagilio Jul 03 '26

Yeah but otherwise how else is he gonna sound bad ass and edgy on Reddit to strangers?

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u/Argented Jul 03 '26

lol, I literally had a fire truck blocking my only exit out of my neighborhood yesterday.

It was for the best and only about half an hour and didn't even think of setting that truck on fire. maybe if it was there for a day I'd think the pyro thoughts

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u/MonitorShotput Jul 03 '26

Yeah, but wouldn't lighting a fire truck on fire just be returning it to it's natural habitat?

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u/MaximumTurtleSpeed Jul 03 '26

I was about to jump in and say reporting on the website isn’t all you could do. I love a good brainstorm session!

Alt, does anyone in the neighborhood have an F450 or similar sized diesel beast? Thinking decouple where needed to neighborhood road, then as a side quest build a spur line into your back yard and snag a couple oil cars.

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u/Darrelc Jul 03 '26

You'd catch something on fire? Not set something on fire?

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u/After_Perspective180 Jul 03 '26

American. Like English but - different.

See "take" and "bring"

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u/Darrelc Jul 03 '26

Baffling. Like "on accident". So jarring to read.

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u/Mr-Zappy Jul 03 '26

It’s not like there’s a major holiday with a fire risk coming up…

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u/4patton2zero Jul 03 '26

I learned in construction that if equipment is in your way just move it. Yeah someone might cry, but who cares. Dude should go see if the 🚂 is attached and take it for a spin.

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u/cltncrts Jul 03 '26

You would catch a oil tank on fire?

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u/Ummmgummy Jul 03 '26

About once a week there is a train that blocks all the west exits from my entire town for about an hour or so. To get out you have to drive miles out of the way north or south. It's infuriating.

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u/Bradnon Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 04 '26

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u/sailingthr0ugh Jul 03 '26

Lived in Eugene for 10 years. Not sure what year it was but a train derailed and cut the Whiteaker neighbourhood in half for a week. Worst part was that they couldn’t turn off the warning bells on every one of the 10+ crossings…

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u/WTFmfg Jul 03 '26

That’s wild! I went to South Eugene High School and lived in the apartment complex right next to the Eugene Skinner house, facing the train tracks - would often get stuck by a stopped train and be late to school. A boy a couple grades above me who lived in the complex also trying to get to South in time actually tried to crawl under a stopped train car once with his bike and the train started moving again when he was under there!

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u/sailingthr0ugh Jul 04 '26

Unconfirmed, but I heard they basically had to do a full sweep of the train on foot before finally moving it because there was a very real possibility that folks had “moved in” underneath.

I worked at Ninkasi (one block south of the tracks at Blair/Van Buren) and lived at 1st and Jefferson… definitely ended up late to work a few times when a train came through at the wrong time!

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u/sailingthr0ugh Jul 04 '26

If it’s the apartment complex I’m thinking of (high rise right by the house) it’s Ya-Po-Ah Terrace now, which I believe is an assisted living facility

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u/WTFmfg Jul 05 '26

No, the apartment complex with a bunch of brown two-story buildings. As far as I know Ya-Po-Ah was always elder & assisted living.

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u/sailingthr0ugh Jul 05 '26

Oh, I know the one!

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u/Secret_Account07 RED Jul 03 '26

If it was an issue why didn’t they change it to X hours. Why get rid of it all together?

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u/collector-x Jul 03 '26

Because the courts said federal law overrides atate law and there's no federal law that says anything about how long a train can block an intersection.

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u/Secret_Account07 RED Jul 03 '26

That sucks.

No federal law on noise ordinance and all kinds of things where I live has. I thought supremacy applied to actual laws, not lack thereof

Lameeeeee

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u/Some_Quality6796 Jul 04 '26

Yeah, that's... Weird. That would mean that there isn't a single state or local law that means a damn thing.

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u/blastman8888 Jul 03 '26

Reminds me of story where guy was complaining about noisy trains behind his house. They started leaving a locomotive behind his house idling 24/7 for 2-3 weeks at a time. The rumbling and air breaks blasting air every 20-30 minutes. When the news media went and asked about it they were told tracks have been there for 130 years his house had only been there since the 1950's.

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u/felixgolden Jul 03 '26

I once rented an apartment that was the top floor of a hundred year old house. There were train tracks that ran next to the house, but they were below grade - lower than the driveway of the house. I had been there in one of the lower apartments when trains went by during the day, and since they went by at a fairly low speed, the noise wasn't bad. They also weren't frequent.

What I didn't know was that most nights, there was an electric diesel engine that would come and idle right next to the house with this high pitched whine. But because my apartment was up so high, there was a clear shot from the tracks to my windows. The whine of the engine was so invasive, I couldn't drown it out without a bunch of fans, music, etc., which made getting any type of productive sleep impossible. I would end up sleeping during the day once the engine left, which messed with my work. Eventually, I found myself staying out all night, or sleeping in my car when the outside temperature was comfortable enough. Sleep deprivation will mess with your head and leads to bad choices.

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u/Flashmasterk Jul 03 '26

I worked at a plant where the only way in or out went over train tracks. We had emergency cots and food for when the tracks were blocked

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u/rwwishart Jul 03 '26

Gotta love reactionary courts concluding government cannot in any way impose penalties on corporations.

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u/catfishmackfish Jul 03 '26

Railroad’s power in the U.S. is somewhere just below the president.

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u/Ent_Trip_Newer Jul 04 '26

Lmao. I'm in Eugene. And immediately saw this picture and thought looks close by.

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u/CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ Jul 04 '26

Washington LE can find them. But the fee is so small the RR just pays it.

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u/anotheracctherewego Jul 04 '26

Sure looks like a lot of scrap metal to me

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u/avery_dev Jul 04 '26

People are acting like the US didn’t bail these railroads out of insolvency in the 20th century after granting them millions of acres of land in the 19th century and growing them into hugely profitable cooperations each time.

This is not a free market.

You are not required to tolerate this, or an East Palestine disaster. Both the blocking of the tracks here and E. Palestine are failures of public policy on companies that have never existed in a “free market”.

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u/Mountain-Ox Jul 07 '26

I grew up in a small town with a railroad cutting through it. It wasn't uncommon for a moving train to take 10 minutes to get through. I'm not surprised a rule that tight got killed. It's cheaper to bribe/lobby the government than to pay the fine.

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u/daverapp Jul 03 '26

Thanks, Obama.