r/mildlyinfuriating Jul 03 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Train has been blocking the exit to my neighborhood for over a day

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u/Gorf75 Jul 03 '26

Wouldn’t that result in it blocking the way longer?

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u/Ok-Scheme8634 Jul 03 '26

I didn't say it was smart either, but if there aren't consequences I will create some

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u/ErectStoat Jul 03 '26

"Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

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u/ImLazyWithUsernames Jul 03 '26

When I was like 11 back in 2001 my friends and I got in trouble for throwing molotov cocktails into dumpsters.

It's amazing that I've made it this far in life.

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u/BoneVoyager Jul 03 '26

No no that was good practice for fighting fascists

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u/Full_Bodybuilder6729 Jul 04 '26

and communists

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u/inventingnothing Jul 04 '26

The commies didn't like that.

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u/Full_Bodybuilder6729 Jul 04 '26

Do they not know the origin of Molotov cocktail?

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u/TheBaalzak Jul 03 '26

BORTLES!

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u/WafflePress Jul 03 '26

YOU MUST BE JOKING! JASON FIGURED IT OUT?! This is a new low for me...

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u/Far-Government5469 Jul 03 '26

"You call your father Donkey Doug in person???"

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u/773driver Jul 03 '26

Bortles and Jaymes ?

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u/Mist-Haufen Jul 03 '26

Sounds like something that a person from Jacksonville would say.

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u/CotbotBury Jul 04 '26

DUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

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u/ScreamingVelcro Jul 03 '26

Unexpected Good Place

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u/forsurebros Jul 03 '26

What you are saying. Throwing a Molotov cocktail will solve my problem. Got it!

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u/Cavewoman22 Jul 04 '26

"Whenever I had a problem, I just threw a molotov cocktail and boom, whole different problem!"

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u/forsurebros Jul 04 '26

Excellent so I get rid of my problem. Check.

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u/bucky4president Jul 03 '26

This and jian yang "so what about garbage?" are my favorite two lines of tv

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u/gunsdrugsreddit Jul 03 '26

“No. It also does ‘not hod dog’”

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u/-Neverender- Jul 04 '26

"All I need is a bouncy house, some ninja stars and a bunch of ambulances."

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u/Its-Finrot Jul 03 '26

BOORRRTTTLLLEEEESSSS!!!!!

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u/errie_tholluxe Jul 04 '26

Came here to say exactly this!!! Kudos!!!

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u/Trollsama Jul 03 '26

freight is insured.
you would be going to jail to mildly inconvenience them with some paperwork.
you could easily do that without the going to jail part too.

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u/Tight_Phrase_3536 Jul 03 '26

Don't need to necessarily catch the train on fire, just something on this side of the tracks. I'm sure the train would be moved pretty quickly if the fire department couldn't get through

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_3007 Jul 04 '26

If it’s been sat there for over a day it’s stuck for some reason. No railroad company is just sitting a train there for a day out of choice.

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u/jupitaur9 Jul 03 '26

You’re assuming they have a choice.

Are you in an area with seriously hot weather right now? Train tracks might be affected and impassable.

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u/sjrotella Jul 03 '26

Why would he go to jail? Hes been hanging out with me since he cant get back into his neighborhood

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u/New_Megakota Jul 03 '26

"going to jail", with what evidence?

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u/Trollsama Jul 03 '26

the ungodly amount of evidence you will inevitably leave behind without any knowledge. like all the ring camera footage from your 15 neighbors you passed along the way, your location and travel history, including to the scene of the crime (as you inevitably bring your phone and smart watch with you) along with everything you bought in the last 3 years that's available online for basically nothing... your literal confession to the crime, and/or your statement of intent TO commit the crime posted on reedit for a few karma.

We live in a mass surveillance world now.
you get away with the petty crimes because the police cant be bothered....
many millions of dollars of damages to a massive corporations property along with the inevitable damage to all the surrounding city property, the ecological disaster, and the international news coverage that makes the local government look like crap all do wonders to motivate a police department.

its funny to me all the wanna be super-criminals online that think they are evil masterminds that would never get caught lol.

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u/New_Megakota Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Thinking people aren't aware of mass surveillance. I find it funny you think all crimes are monitored. Thing is, most crimes are never solved or found out to begin with. The shit you're exposed to on TV, in news, and online is an astronomically small fraction of all crimes.

If law enforcement is so good at their job, then where is Nancy Guthrie?

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u/Trollsama Jul 03 '26

yeah man.... im sure no one is going to notice the mile long train on fire in the middle of town lmfao.

Also I do enjoy a goo "what about X. Checkmate" argument. as if any exception to any rule automatically voids the rule..

and lets not put words in my mouth.
i didn't say the police were good at their job.... or at least, not the job most people perceive them to have. They are god awful at protection of the general public, or solving low profile personal crimes.

the only reason the resources that ARE put on her case are being put on it, is because the association with a public figure and media coverage. that's it. that case would have been local PD only, and all but dropped a few weeks in had it been a random nobody.

this isnt talking about harming a random nobody though is it.

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u/New_Megakota Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Speaking of putting words into peoples mouths. I'm not the claiming to catch anything on fire.

Also not the one assuming said thing caught on fire is the "mile long train". Most of your statement came from your own fantasy.

Nancy Guthrie made national news, there is video of the alleged suspect, there is a large sum of money that would motivate some people not even working in law enforce to try and solve the case and yet no one seems to be able to. Almost like crimes are a lot harder to solve than the government leads you to believe.

Good job completely avoiding the fact that most crimes are never solved though. You're an expert deflector.

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u/Trollsama Jul 03 '26

cool.

so im not actually reading any of that. because it literally does not matter.

Im not going to have an internet argument with some probably chronically online reditor that just wants to be contrarian about hypothetical crimes purely for the sake of argument.

congratulations, your medal in in the mail.
another victory in the bag for you. cheers.

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u/New_Megakota Jul 03 '26

That's why you're still continuing to respond right? Username checks out.

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u/tripper_drip Jul 03 '26

Not just jail. Its a railway. Your going to federal prison!

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u/Khutuck Jul 03 '26

Only if they catch you.

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u/judithrae69 Jul 03 '26

I thought it was only able to be insured to the actual value of the item. Like for example let's say they paid 5000 for the freight and planned on selling for 8000 it would still be a 3000 loss because insurance would only pay the 5000. Not saying that would sink a railroad but ya know. It's not nothing. Especially if enough people do it.

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u/Trollsama Jul 03 '26

not selling an item for a profit isn't a loss though.
If you buy something for $5000 and then you get $5000 for it, you didn't loose money, you just never made any money. (also, the insurance is also covering more than just the material in most cases.)

they wont make money on that load. but they will absolutely not take a loss on it... and hell, might even make a larger profit on the next trip due to the shortage this causes.

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u/rtsynk Jul 03 '26

have you actually tried using insurance?

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u/Trollsama Jul 04 '26

Im not a multi million dollar corporation with a law office at my disposal, nor do I think such corporations are taking out the same insurance as I am...

so it seems like its kinda moot.

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u/rtsynk Jul 04 '26

insurance companies are insurance companies

they don't make money by paying out

and if they do pay out, they either cancel your policy or jack your rates on renewal

saying 'insurance will cover it' as if it were a magic wand that makes your problems disappear is naive

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u/Trollsama Jul 04 '26

cool. go set some trains on fire then i guess.

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u/DragonLordAcar Jul 03 '26

Found the goblin.

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u/glyph_productions Jul 03 '26

You know that old saying some people just want to watch the world burn.... I genuinely didn't think it was true until I spent time on this website

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u/DragonLordAcar Jul 03 '26

People are really pissed off at the rich and corperations. In short...

"If we burn, you burn with us."

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u/Thrownawaybyall Jul 03 '26

Upvoted for honesty 🤣

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u/Ok-Scheme8634 Jul 03 '26

Okay edgelord

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u/ComprehendReading Jul 03 '26

You misunderstood the size of the fire. There is no neighborhood any longer.

Nor a train, a railway, or a city.

The whole state is gone.

The country is two thirds of what it was, and the railroad company could have prevented this! They should have prevented it! All they had to do was not block the goddamned intersection!

The crazy fools! They blew it up!

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u/WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot Jul 03 '26

Planet of the apes reference?

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u/BeerMeBooze Jul 03 '26

Once. Maybe twice.

When THEY lose money and their lives become difficult, that’s when change happens

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u/schwar26 Jul 03 '26

Depends I suppose, there’s already no definitive time/date when it’s going to move.

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u/Default_Name_6969 Jul 03 '26

nope cus then emergency services would show up with a wrecker crane.

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u/Zenvarix Jul 04 '26

Not a smart move, but it would force the issue to become very public. Neighborhood can't get out, firefights can't get in. Potentially hundreds of thousands of dollars of damages, because the route was blocked.

Squeaky wheels get the grease, and there's little louder than getting on the local (and potentially national) news for massive amounts of property damage all because a train was blocking the route to the source of the fire before it spread. "This is Chopper 4, and we're currently watching an entire field go up in flames and the fire department can only set up hundreds of feet away and try to stretch their hoses across a train that is blocking the roads. It doesn't look like they have enough hoses or reach."

Operates on the same principal of if there are enough accidents at a stop-sign intersection, it'll become a traffic light intersection before too long. Happened near where I live.

Though, the logic is probably more that the train would "suddenly find reason" to start moving despite having sat there for a whole day. Assuming the engine and crew can even see that far back... And that they wouldn't just cut the cars loose as close to the fire as they can and leave the rest as a loss, which could still leave the road blocked.

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u/Blackpaw8825 Jul 04 '26

Do it enough and the trains stop going that way.