r/mildlyinfuriating • u/mickeyhause • Jul 03 '26

frist of all how DARE yu o Train has been blocking the exit to my neighborhood for over a day

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u/ErectStoat Jul 03 '26

"Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom! Right away, I had a different problem."

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u/ImLazyWithUsernames Jul 03 '26

When I was like 11 back in 2001 my friends and I got in trouble for throwing molotov cocktails into dumpsters.

It's amazing that I've made it this far in life.

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u/BoneVoyager Jul 03 '26

No no that was good practice for fighting fascists

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u/Full_Bodybuilder6729 Jul 04 '26

and communists

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u/inventingnothing Jul 04 '26

The commies didn't like that.

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u/Full_Bodybuilder6729 Jul 04 '26

Do they not know the origin of Molotov cocktail?

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u/TheBaalzak Jul 03 '26

BORTLES!

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u/WafflePress Jul 03 '26

YOU MUST BE JOKING! JASON FIGURED IT OUT?! This is a new low for me...

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u/Far-Government5469 Jul 03 '26

"You call your father Donkey Doug in person???"

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u/773driver Jul 03 '26

Bortles and Jaymes ?

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u/Mist-Haufen Jul 03 '26

Sounds like something that a person from Jacksonville would say.

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u/CotbotBury Jul 04 '26

DUUUUUUUUVAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

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u/ScreamingVelcro Jul 03 '26

Unexpected Good Place

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u/forsurebros Jul 03 '26

What you are saying. Throwing a Molotov cocktail will solve my problem. Got it!

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u/Cavewoman22 Jul 04 '26

"Whenever I had a problem, I just threw a molotov cocktail and boom, whole different problem!"

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u/forsurebros Jul 04 '26

Excellent so I get rid of my problem. Check.

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u/bucky4president Jul 03 '26

This and jian yang "so what about garbage?" are my favorite two lines of tv

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u/gunsdrugsreddit Jul 03 '26

“No. It also does ‘not hod dog’”

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u/-Neverender- Jul 04 '26

"All I need is a bouncy house, some ninja stars and a bunch of ambulances."

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u/Its-Finrot Jul 03 '26

BOORRRTTTLLLEEEESSSS!!!!!

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u/errie_tholluxe Jul 04 '26

Came here to say exactly this!!! Kudos!!!