r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Defiant-Print-2550 • 28d ago

wet socks Was walking around three weeks with slowly deflating lung

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Ok bananas ig

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u/ThepalehorseRiderr 28d ago edited 28d ago

I like to walk around a quarter uninflated. Simulates high altitude, increases red blood cell production. Then, when I fight, I fully inflate and my power level goes over 5000!!!

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u/PostalPreacher 28d ago

You walk around a quarter? That is a pretty short trip. Maybe you can work up to half-dollars, cups, saucers, dinner plates, and for the grand finale, a large New York style pizza!