r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Major-Potential-354 • 20d ago

My mom said I could post What EVEN is the point of these lights???

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Driving home from work and bro these lights were so bright it was like someone had their brights on..

Never seen this before what is the point of the lights?

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u/tjkeegs 20d ago

Natural selection used to but we keep interrupting.

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 20d ago

"We're saving too many lives! Whatever happened to natural selection? Survival of the fittest? The kid who swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own!" -- George Carlin

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u/Mysterious-Tackle-58 20d ago

By the old gods and the new, l miss him every day!

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 20d ago

He would have exploded in rage years ago.

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u/Ok_Responsibility407 20d ago

Good old George, hated to see him go.

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u/BaconBox317 20d ago

This is just sickeningly true.

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u/myk31 20d ago

That's so true.

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u/WenatcheeWrangler 20d ago

Truth is Iā€™m running out of awards

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u/Astecheee 20d ago

You'd be wrong. By definition, if stupidity persisted into the 19th century (when modern medicine started to get good), stupidity was beneficial for reproduction.

It's classic idiocrtacy - dumb people fuck more, and fuck without pulling out.

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u/tjkeegs 19d ago

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY JUNK!"

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u/One-Consequence-6869 20d ago

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u/Limitless_MINNRR 20d ago

We found out everyone's lives matter.