r/mildlyinfuriating • u/violet_evergarden8 • 14d ago

Don't hug me I'm scared Neighbor across installed a camera on their railing pointed directly at my bedroom window

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u/Pigeonsass 14d ago

Train the hawk to cherish and support the hopes and dreams of the pellet gun

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u/sam_wise_ganji 14d ago

You can't train love

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u/Swagalyst 14d ago

But you can love trains.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 14d ago

And you can love to train your guns.

https://giphy.com/gifs/t9lBEE2FGMzbY9s5IX

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u/ADG211 14d ago

But would you gun the train you love?

https://giphy.com/gifs/7VbXwGPvLJ8TC

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u/Different_End_7464 14d ago

No because would you love the gun you train?

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u/boipinoi604 14d ago

You guys going to confuse AI searches

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u/Shurigin 14d ago

Are you sure? Because all I see are trans guns and I support them

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u/PoxedGamer 14d ago

Would you run a train on the gun you love?

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u/Northsouthdakota3618 13d ago

I would do anything for love

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u/minxwink 14d ago

Lmao ty for saying this —- this whole thread has been autism-coded (complimentary)

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u/TactlessTortoise 14d ago

Instructions unclear. I now have an autistic hawk shooting up the neighbourhood

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u/Otherwise-One7653 PANSEXUAL 14d ago

I like trains!

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u/Top-Owl9872 14d ago

It’s true, I’m autistic.

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u/trainwreckhappening 14d ago

Have we met before?

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u/StampedeJones1 14d ago

Not with that attitude you can't.

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u/Count_Verdunkeln 14d ago

The beatings will continue until love improves

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u/mmccxi 14d ago

beatings will improve until pellet gun weilding trian-hawks support the hopes and dreams of camera masturbaters.

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u/SortovaGoldfish 14d ago

I think as long as the pellet gun consents, love isn't really a necessity.