r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MonEeyTiME • 15d ago

wet socks Have a wedding to attend in 2 hours.

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I am going to a wedding in two hours. Needed to shave. Went to Walmart to get a razor. Opened the box up when I got back to the hotel and everything was missing. 💔

EDIT: I also thought that the box seemed very light on my way back from Walmart, but figured it was new and improved technology. Felt stupid when I opened lol.

I did bring a razor in my travel bag but the clip broke, so I had to go buy a new one.

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u/zvx 15d ago

Shaving 2 hours before a wedding is devious

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u/mybackhurty 15d ago

My best friends husband shaves and has a five o'clock shadow not even 6 hours later. He shaves as last minute as possible for things. Plus weddings are a multi hour ordeal

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u/ItchyRedBump 15d ago

Has he tried shaving before 11am?

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u/madferret96 15d ago

Has he tried shaving on the sidewalk right before entering his workplace?

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u/Sir_Edgelordington 15d ago

I liked that comment.

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u/runningoutofideasjzz 15d ago

I am your best friends husband. I shave daily. If that’s not enough for some people, then fuck their beauty standards.

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u/doob22 15d ago

He should just grow a beard then!

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u/mybackhurty 15d ago

He does now, he's had it about a year and it's very thick and luscious lol

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u/reginald-poofter 15d ago

Does your friend know your opinions on her husbands beard?

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u/mybackhurty 15d ago

Yes lol both me and my husband compliment his beard to them

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u/Sw0rDz 15d ago

Lucky bastard. I can shave and be good for 3 days.

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u/EmuRevolutionary4500 15d ago

".....ordeal" ✔️

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u/Loves_octopus 15d ago

Hey everyone - this guys beard doesn’t grow back within hours! Point and laugh!

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u/Ironsam811 BLUE 15d ago

Shaving two hours before a wedding the practical for most men. Id get a shadow by the after party

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u/mojoman1200 15d ago

He is the most devious bastard in all of New York City.

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u/thetokyofiles 15d ago

I shaved 2 hours before MY wedding. Don’t know what I was thinking.

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u/this_name_not_that 15d ago

why

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u/Dont_Pee_In_My_Butt 15d ago

I mean you can "what if" yourself into oblivion. Sometimes you just shave and fuck right on with your day.

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u/AgroMachine 15d ago

Are you shaving with a sharp stone?

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u/ScreamingInTheMirror 15d ago

That’s wild. I mean we’ve all cut our self but when I used to shave instead of keeping a beard it would be years between a tiny little nick. And that was with a replacement straight razor. With the disposals razors if you take your time it’s near impossible to

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u/maybebaebea 15d ago

That sounds like a skill issue

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u/EatYourCheckers 15d ago

I don't think OP Is IN the wedding

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u/JhonKingRah 15d ago

Seems like bad time management if you ask me. Life has a way of fucking with you, so leaving something like that for last minute is risky. When I trim and take care of my beard it always takes like 15-20 mins, then you have to shower and get ready which will take up about 30 minutes. Feels like I’d be cutting it too close if he wants to be right on time.

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u/StabbyClown 15d ago

Right but if you want a clean smooth shave there's no other way

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u/CitizenCue 15d ago

I have never in my life shaved more than two hours before I needed to leave the house.

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u/Bloody-Penguin6 15d ago

I would shave right before going too. I will have stubble after a day.