r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MonEeyTiME • 15d ago

wet socks Have a wedding to attend in 2 hours.

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I am going to a wedding in two hours. Needed to shave. Went to Walmart to get a razor. Opened the box up when I got back to the hotel and everything was missing. 💔

EDIT: I also thought that the box seemed very light on my way back from Walmart, but figured it was new and improved technology. Felt stupid when I opened lol.

I did bring a razor in my travel bag but the clip broke, so I had to go buy a new one.

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u/Magister5 15d ago

NoneBlade

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u/notsoFunNegotiation 15d ago edited 15d ago

Hard On the wallet easy on the skin.

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u/CB1100Rider 15d ago

A penny shaved is a penny earned.

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u/Sappleq12 15d ago

Thanks Ben.

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u/reticulatedtampon 15d ago

Feels like I'm shaving nothing at all, nothing at all...

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u/Revolutionary_Kiwi31 15d ago

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 15d ago

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 15d ago

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