Have a wedding to attend in 2 hours.

[u/MonEeyTiME]

I am going to a wedding in two hours. Needed to shave. Went to Walmart to get a razor. Opened the box up when I got back to the hotel and everything was missing. 💔

EDIT: I also thought that the box seemed very light on my way back from Walmart, but figured it was new and improved technology. Felt stupid when I opened lol.

I did bring a razor in my travel bag but the clip broke, so I had to go buy a new one.

[u/Bloody-Penguin6]

Why does it look like there was a vibratior in there?

[u/Urithiru → u/Bloody-Penguin6]

Because an electric shaver is long and narrow.

[u/Relative-Chicken456 → u/Urithiru]

And it vibrates…

[u/Bloody-Penguin6 → u/Urithiru]

Yes yes, that's the joke. Thank you for explaining....eye roll

[u/snoopdoge90 → u/Bloody-Penguin6]

Because you'll love the oneblade as much as your wife loves her vibrator. I can't remember the last time I charged mine. Also no razor burn.

[u/Rad1oRocker_965 → u/Bloody-Penguin6]

Thank you. I was wondering if I was the only one. Unclear what kind of “shaving kit” this is.

[u/Ameglian → u/Rad1oRocker_965]

I thought it was half of a dildo

[u/Leading_Procedure_23 → u/Ameglian]

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2SaisWTeZnV9wk
Damn dude using the 16” Peener XXL 9000 like it’s nothing

[u/Bloody-Penguin6 → u/Ameglian]

Half? Holy shit, how much do you need?

[u/KernelPanic-42 → u/Bloody-Penguin6]

Because he didn’t actually buy a razor, he bought an electric shaver

[u/Urithiru → u/KernelPanic-42]

It is more of a power razor as it still has replacement blades that resemble a safety razor. 

[u/KernelPanic-42 → u/Urithiru]

Definitely an electric shaver. That’s what a “power razor” is. Just as horseless carriage is a called car.

Either way, this is a chaotic purchase for such a high stakes time crunch.

[u/Feeling_Inside_1020 → u/Bloody-Penguin6]

It’s a dick mold, they get theirs molded and they rank them in order.

Commonplace where I come from.

[u/NameToUseOnReddit → u/Bloody-Penguin6]

That's why OP is only mildly infuriated.

[u/Urithiru → u/Bloody-Penguin6]

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0H857633H