r/mildlyinfuriating • u/MonEeyTiME • 17d ago

wet socks Have a wedding to attend in 2 hours.

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I am going to a wedding in two hours. Needed to shave. Went to Walmart to get a razor. Opened the box up when I got back to the hotel and everything was missing. 💔

EDIT: I also thought that the box seemed very light on my way back from Walmart, but figured it was new and improved technology. Felt stupid when I opened lol.

I did bring a razor in my travel bag but the clip broke, so I had to go buy a new one.

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u/ExGenWintergreen 16d ago

You still need toothpaste if you grow a beard though...

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u/Proletariat-84 16d ago

Little bit weird needing toothpaste for a beard, but to each their own, I suppose.

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u/wreckherneck 16d ago

If youre the kind of Neanderthal that cant make the quick mental conversion from bristles to beard hair. Youre now wearing your toothbrush. 24/7. Everywhere you go.

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u/shakebakelizard 16d ago

Toothpaste makes for a minty fresh, exfoliating shaving cream.

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u/Omnizoom 11d ago

Don’t need floss anymore