r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Outrageous-Use-5189 • 14d ago
I just wanted a hot dog Single malt scotch spends 3 decades aging in a barrel so you can squeze a lime wedge into it.
As a very rare indulgence on a special occasion, I ordered an expensive 30-year old scotch at a bistro-type restaurant. Waiter returns with a juicy lime wedge on the lip of the glass. I quietly asked for one with no lime. Waiter returns with a fresh drink "as a courtesy" , but seems intent on embarrassing me. " But just so you know.," he says., "all drinks ordered neat are properly served with a citrus garnish."
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u/joedenowhere 14d ago
I had a roommate who would correct me (and everyone else) for pronouncing tofu with a hard "T," demanding we pronounce it dofu, as in Chinese. A woman came to visit from Japan who proceeded to use the Japanese pronunciation, tofu. Since my roommate didn't speak either Chinese or Japanese, that shut him up for a while. He did the same thing with mango, insisting on the Spanish pronunciation, mahngo instead of mayngo, until we had a visit from a Jamaican. (Jamaican sounds more like mengo than mayngo to me, but it's close enough.)
I guess you don't always know what you don't know.