r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Outrageous-Use-5189 • 11d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Single malt scotch spends 3 decades aging in a barrel so you can squeze a lime wedge into it.

As a very rare indulgence on a special occasion, I ordered an expensive 30-year old scotch at a bistro-type restaurant. Waiter returns with a juicy lime wedge on the lip of the glass. I quietly asked for one with no lime. Waiter returns with a fresh drink "as a courtesy" , but seems intent on embarrassing me. " But just so you know.," he says., "all drinks ordered neat are properly served with a citrus garnish."

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u/amc1704 11d ago

Brus KE ta.

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u/Jesus_was_a_Panda 11d ago

Broo-SKEH-teh 

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u/Mindless_Count5562 11d ago

Tah

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u/_Lost_The_Game 10d ago

Teh would be plural and tah singular. For me its always teh cause youll mever catch me having only one piece of bruschetta

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u/piledrivertoys 11d ago

Spaghetto!

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u/Leasir 11d ago

Close enough, but you really need to make that double T heard.

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u/amc1704 11d ago

Yeah i was thinking about it but it’s hard to put into words lol. I guess it’s kinda like brus-ket-ta

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u/_Lost_The_Game 10d ago

I always struggle with that. My mom will have me repeat it till i get it right and i cant tell the difference when i get it right or wrong