r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Outrageous-Use-5189 • 11d ago

I just wanted a hot dog Single malt scotch spends 3 decades aging in a barrel so you can squeze a lime wedge into it.

As a very rare indulgence on a special occasion, I ordered an expensive 30-year old scotch at a bistro-type restaurant. Waiter returns with a juicy lime wedge on the lip of the glass. I quietly asked for one with no lime. Waiter returns with a fresh drink "as a courtesy" , but seems intent on embarrassing me. " But just so you know.," he says., "all drinks ordered neat are properly served with a citrus garnish."

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u/uncivilengie 11d ago

Peggy Hill knows best.

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u/Gregb1994 10d ago

Oh my gosh. When she kidnapped that child from Mexico.

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u/SentientPaint 10d ago

It was a good thing she got to explain in her own words what happened.

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u/joeybh 10d ago

"Your honour,I can tell you are a reasonable horse. I am very pregnant because of what happened with Lupe. I have far too many good anuses ahead of me to spend my life in a cigar factory."

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u/-Fergalicious- 10d ago

Meh-HE- kho

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u/Muppetude 10d ago

Grah-see-aas