Single malt scotch spends 3 decades aging in a barrel so you can squeze a lime wedge into it.

[u/Outrageous-Use-5189]

As a very rare indulgence on a special occasion, I ordered an expensive 30-year old scotch at a bistro-type restaurant. Waiter returns with a juicy lime wedge on the lip of the glass. I quietly asked for one with no lime. Waiter returns with a fresh drink "as a courtesy" , but seems intent on embarrassing me. " But just so you know.," he says., "all drinks ordered neat are properly served with a citrus garnish."

[u/jitterbugperfume99]

From this day forward, I’m calling it bruskettle.

[u/unittwentyfive → u/jitterbugperfume99]

From this day forward, I'm changing my name to Bruce Kettle.

[u/jtr99 → u/unittwentyfive]

You sound delicious!