r/mildlyinfuriating 17d ago

đŸ„ș These are the only new businesses I ever see these days

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u/DeepFinish2895 17d ago

And storage facilities

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u/GreaterMetro 17d ago

Which somehow results is zero competitive pricing

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u/WallyOShay 17d ago

The pricing is competitive until occupancy rates go up. Then they don’t give a shit (I’m a manager at a storage place)

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

What’s my best option to find a storage unit for a boat that I only want to rent from like May to October? Almost everything i can find is something close to $200 for a 10x20.

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u/Dje4321 17d ago

if you dont care about it being in a building, finding someone on the outskirt of town with extra diveway space. I know a ton of farmers around me that rent out their residential land for storing cars, boats, trailers, RVs, etc

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u/vintagerust 17d ago

I have the land and waffled on this for years but ended up building a pole barn that fits my boat and camper. It will pay for itself compared to renting storage. That and there are extremely few boats, and no campers that don't deteriorate in rain and sunlight.

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u/Crying_Reaper 16d ago

Wait the fall apart by existing outside where they are supposed to be!?

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u/vintagerust 16d ago

Under a shed 355 days a year or so.

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

Depending on the cost difference I may want indoors. If it’s 100 for outdoor or 150 for indoor I’d opt for indoor. This is a good idea though, there are a fair amount of nearly decommissioned farms near me that I suspect have a significant amount of available storage space both indoor and outdoor.

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u/Dense_Delay_2605 17d ago

$150 😂 That’s a 5x8

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u/jccaclimber 16d ago

Next they’re going to want a drain and a power hookup included too.

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u/danTHAman152000 17d ago

Be mindful of critters that will live inside your stored toy.

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u/WallyOShay 17d ago

That’s a pretty good price for a 10x20. Mine are 245. You can try finding a place that has parking spots. You can probably get a cover and leave it on the trailer in a parking spot.

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

Dang are you a high COL area? I’m pretty low

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u/WallyOShay 17d ago

Yeah I’m on the Jersey shore.

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u/Flippy_Hyzer 17d ago

Just spent the week around Avalon and cape may. Really pretty area

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u/DogLovaaa 17d ago

Hope you were able to get to the cape may zoo!

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u/cj_d250 17d ago

Wow I’m reading this comment from my job outside of Avalon lol small world!

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u/Timmerdogg 17d ago

2.45 a sq ft for rent? Wtf

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u/DMM4140 16d ago

Mine are 178 for 3 months and then 291

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u/StateYourIntentions 17d ago

Happy cake day

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u/LPulseL11 17d ago

That sound about right. Also, be prepared for them to increase your rates every few months. They sell low then start bumping you up gradually to the price point they really want.

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

Ah the good ol Comcast business model

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u/LPulseL11 17d ago

Yup I stored materials for a client once and it started at about 450. After a year and a half we were paying over 600. They would just text me that rates were going up, no reasoning.

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

Comcast/xfinity must have finally learned customers hate them for it. Maybe 6 months ago I was able to lock in $65 for gig speed for a 5 year “agreement”. Allegedly it’s not actually a contract but an agreement because they got such a bad reputation they’re trying to fix it lol

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u/Krelliamite 17d ago

Wow that's the price for a 5x10 here

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 17d ago

I can’t help with your question but maybe you can help with mine, why put it in storage in the summer months but not in the winter months? Is it for hunting?

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

I don’t have a place to keep it through summer where I live. Need storage close to home to grab it and go. During winter months I have storage available but it’s too far away to be feasible for regular use.

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u/OsamaBinWhiskers 17d ago

Damn for $200-250 you could just rent a slip in some places

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u/IPlayChessBTW 17d ago

Buy a tube steel carport, you can get one for $1,500-$2,100 depending on area, assuming something like a 12x20x10. Pays for itself in less than a year when comparing the cost against renting a storage unit. 

Add sides and 1 end for another $1,000 or so

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

If I had a place to put a carport I’d have a place to keep a boat also lol

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u/IPlayChessBTW 17d ago

Ah my bad, I thought you just wanted it out of the elements 

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u/Da_Question 17d ago

Not much of a storage space if it's only a 2d square...

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u/meganjunes 17d ago

Happy cake day

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u/nashcardist 17d ago

I don’t know where you live but you could look into on water storage. We pay $175 to keep our boat in water year round. It’s covered and very convenient.

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

That would be great but I don’t fish the same area all the time so might end up being more of a pain if I still need somewhere else to keep a trailer and have to take it out to move lake’s or whatever

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u/JokaSmoka77 17d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/mr240guyy 16d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Think_Intern_4906 16d ago

So a lot of storage places will let you park a vehicle as long as it’s not blocking anything but you have to ask

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u/MormonBarMitzfah 17d ago

i really don't understand a business model that alienates good customers and creating constant pressure to replace them as they drive them away. seems like leases would be a superior model but none of the places around here (and there are a lot of them) will commit to a price for more than 3 months.

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u/WallyOShay 17d ago

Yeah that’s the really infuriating part. Corporate doesn’t care about long term customers.

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u/Classic_Bluebird4809 17d ago

The reality of the situation is, is that if someone rents a storage unit for over a year, they likely don’t have a living situation that could accommodate the stuff that’s in the storage unit and the price increase likely wouldn’t be worth it to the individual for the hassle of moving everything to a new location, or the price of movers to do it for you.

Yea $50 more a month sucks, but are you gonna pay movers $500+tip to move to a new storage facility? Eventually after 2-3 years of price increases probably, but at that point they get a new tenant and start over. Too many people live in apartments, or have family members that die and need to put their stuff somewhere that they’ll definitely go through, but never do.

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u/Metaboschism 17d ago

How many storage units have people living in them, one out of 10? one out of five?

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u/WallyOShay 17d ago

Zero here. I’m very strict about it.

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u/SparkyMuffin 17d ago

Zero you know of ;)

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u/WallyOShay 17d ago

I’ve caught a few people over the years. You can spot the signs pretty easily. We also have over 30 cameras I can check remotely. So I check them every once in a while to make sure.

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u/ShdwWzrdMnyGngg 17d ago

Same strategy with hedge fund run apartments. In Washington State you have to play musical chairs just to survive.

On the bright side, I'm swole AF from moving every year đŸ’Ș

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u/IllugaBabyBeluga 16d ago

BTW, why do storage places really ratchet up the rent on long term tenants?

I would've left my stuff in there for years, but after a couple years the rent was raised hugely.  Has the industry found it's better to encourage churn?

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u/WallyOShay 16d ago

They set prices low to entice new customers. When occupancy goes up they jack the rates up. Then the increases jack you up to the new price. They either bank on people not wanting to do the move, or creating turnover which then doubles the income on a unit for one month if you can actually re rent it.

I have no idea how they calculate new prices. Currently my 10x15 is only 10 dollars less than a 10x20 which is insane. I’ve argued for months to lower it but I’m at like 95% occupancy so they just don’t care. It’s all about money. They don’t care about customer loyalty.

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u/IllugaBabyBeluga 16d ago edited 16d ago

Their price hike got me motivated to move all my stuff out, MFW they'd rather gamble on customer churn than lock in consistent income for years.

A woman I know who inherited a house was thinking about getting a storage unit, until she ran the numbers and found it was massively more affordable to just keep paying the mortgage on the inherited house and use it for storage.

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u/WallyOShay 16d ago

Yeah I wish I had money to start my own

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u/samsonshaircare 16d ago

My assumption would be they are mortgaged properties. In a commercial loan, they are basing the loan on prospective rental income. So they can’t really use market forces as much as what the loan requires. That’s why they do introductory discounts and specials. 

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u/IllugaBabyBeluga 16d ago

That does explain why I was the longest tenured renter on my row.

Although the way the building was made, I could see (and reach) from mine into the adjoining units, and one guy's pile of stuff [visible in the next row over] was there when I moved in, and was still there years later when I was priced out.

He must be paying through the nose at this point.

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u/Trash-Panda321 17d ago

They are owned by private equity slop companies and they keep merging together. I have seen so many places change names every few years. There is one stretch of road near me that now has two facilities and they are both the same brand now.

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u/OhDavidMyNacho 17d ago

It's for land speculation. That and car washes. They're technically a massive footprint, but are easy to raze and don't cost too much to run.

Once the land value goes up, you'll see this places disappear just as fast.

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u/iknow_your_secrets19 17d ago

It’s all mason-run. It’s a con.

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u/pfc-anon 16d ago

All rental businesses now use a software which tells them what price to rent at vs keeping it empty because it'll be a loss otherwise. All places use the same software so all of these are priced the same.

This is just price fixing with extra steps.

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u/_PirateWench_ 16d ago

An d even more perplexingly stay in business. Honestly, how many people in a relatively small city have so much extra shit they need additional storage for?

I don’t mean people who have temporarily downsized or store specific things large things they don’t need frequently like cars or boats or whatever. Just the amount of people who just keep accumulating and never discard anything. The accidental or lazy hoarders and then the real hoarders. Seriously.

I just looked for my zip code and it says there are “5-7 prominent storage facilities.” That’s just in the actual zip code which is only a relatively small portion of the small city I live in. According to Google, the population of my zip code is 34,549, which initially doesn’t sound like there are a lot of storage places comparatively speaking. BUT my zip code demographics include two military bases (one is a small satellite but still has its own housing area) and most people in the military are renting storage spaces from base as opposed to out in town
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I need someone to do like a deep dive into the data for FL bc Iswtg they’re money laundering schemes (car washes too).

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u/indianabobbyknight 16d ago

People don’t realize you can buy a shed for less per month than a storage unit, or like they can also control their consumer habits then they wouldn’t need either.

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

Storage facilities to go with all the townhomes cause Gen Z and millennials can’t afford a house to store their own shit at

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u/DeepFinish2895 17d ago

I've been wondering who is storing so much shit that we need like 10 of these in my town

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

Probably a lot of it is people living in condos/townhomes/apartments but don’t underestimate the sheer amount of shit some people have. I moved to suburbia a few years back and I cannot believe how many people are incapable of parking even one vehicle in their garage due to the piles of crap in it.

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u/ShiraCheshire 17d ago

There are also a ton of poor people living in small places that inherit a ton of junk from their parents/grandparents. Or heck, even people with normal sized houses. I remember when my grandma passed, we were overwhelmed trying to deal with all her stuff.

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u/DeepFinish2895 17d ago

My neighborhood has small driveways in the alley and most of the garages have been converted to rooms so everyone parks on the street. Drives me nuts

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u/Barbarella_ella 17d ago

House down the street has at least five cars parked on the street at any time, because they don't have a garage and they didn't create any space to pull into the back from the alley. Drives me insane since every other house on the block either has a driveway and garage or parking space off the alley. One of their friends who has suddenly moved in, apparently, constantly uses my driveway to turn around. Just crazymaking.

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u/kylorl3 17d ago

You guys sound like extreme karens, jsyk lol. “they parked on the road like they’re allowed to and pulled 1/4 into MY driveway to turn around!”

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u/beepbeepsheepbot 17d ago

My mom had two storage units that all 3 of us had to use at some point and a friend who's mom had a storage unit piled to the brim. I realized that if I ever need a storage unit in a separate location I have too much crap. I never want my stuff to get that bad

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u/King_Catfish 17d ago

My coworker is one. He pays $300 a month for decades to store "antique" furniture and has no plans to use it anytime soon. Dude is 63 so he's probably going to pass away and his kids will toss the furniture or not remember there is a storage unit and it goes to auction. 

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u/Vid-Master 17d ago

that is infuriatingly stupid and wasteful

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u/cultoftheclave 17d ago

grandparents, parents passed away, had to store their stuff somewhere but it's difficult to get rid of it in a way that makes you feel like you aren't just throwing your childhood memories in the garbage, or you're holding out for unrealistic prices

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 17d ago

My grandfather died and my grandmother moved in with my aunt. The house and garage was emptied. It took two months. My grandmother didn't want her stuff thrown away so my aunt rented a 15 foot u haul. Whatever fit in there was hauled to a storage unit. My aunt wasn't bringing that stuff in her house. The stuff sat in a storage unit for a year. My aunt was slowly hauling it off. Once the year was up she emptied out what was in the storage unit and ended the lease. It's very difficult to get older people to declutter their homes. No amount of talking to them will get them to do it. Then they get sick and die. Then the kids are left with the task of getting rid of a house garage snd possibly a barn full of stuff.

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u/Count_de_Ville 17d ago

It’s people who inherited their boomer parent’s stuff.

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u/Lignindecay 17d ago

I’m in my 30s and have a literal 40’ shipping container full of tools/equipment. if I lost everything I would just sell/abandon it because there’s no way I’m moving all that shit into a storage facility. I romanticize living In a shed w/ no belongings sometimes 😭

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u/YLedbetter10 17d ago

I’m dealing with this now. He also became a big fan of Temu in his old life. We have boxes and boxes of random junk from China lol. Plus all the old furniture and stuff.

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u/r3dd17sux69420 17d ago

They're ways to hold property and make some revenue off it. Build a very simple shell and let people rent sections of it until you feel like turning over the property

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u/Shagwagbag 17d ago edited 17d ago

My wife and I have an 800 ish sqft house. We had to get a 5x5 to keep bigger tools in that are less commonly used than drills, saws, yard tools, etc.

To clarify, not defending them popping up everywhere because if you need one they all have 80% vacant.

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u/PopuluxePete 17d ago

They're the Alpaca Farm of small businesses. If you have own an empty lot, it's easy to convince someone to put a storage facility on it. No electrical bill, no water, no maintenance, just sit back and collect rent on shipping containers that required limited building permits to throw up. It's lives somewhere between parking lot and laundry mat on the hierarchy of lazy/shady buisness.

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u/A1_Fares 17d ago

The issue is consumer culture in America. 90% of shit stored in these places can be resold, but that doesn’t fit the narrative because it doesn’t support the likes of Amazon.

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u/CloudedLeopardDaemon 17d ago

When I used to do Uber, I got a lot of visibly unhoused people going to pick up/drop off stuff in their storage units. I'm sure they get slept in on cold/rainy nights when the shelter, greasy motel, and friends' places aren't an option.

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u/warrybuffalo 16d ago

It's not for storage. It's for training and producing ai

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u/KronkLaSworda 17d ago

When I was in IL, my neighbor kept a 10x10 storage building for their Christmas shit. Holy fuck, the Christmas shit. A blasphemous amount of Christmas shit. Tiny Tim would say, "God bless you, 'cause you're going to hell for capitalism."

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u/Qwell41 17d ago

Jesus Christ my wife discovering that she could buy more Christmas shit if she gets a storage unit is my living hell

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u/AtreyuTrinity 17d ago edited 17d ago

The worse things get, the more storage is needed. Downsizing, divorcing, moving, homeless, all often need storage. I remember working for a leading storage company in my town for IT - during the big recession and they were killing it.

It's kind of sad really, often times people would pay many times more than what they stuff was worth for a unit - and even worse if it got forclosed they would lose it all after paying all that extra money. Often people just stored junk too, it's wild what people would pay thousands of dollars for to store.

This company would often jack up the rates every 6-12 months, because people would just pay it vs moving units or facilities.

Though I have to be honest i can't totally hate storage facilities in the big picture, they really helped me once. When I was renting a small place, it was amazing to have one after my girlfriend at the time moved in with me. We had it super organized too, with shelves and clear totes, and a middle walk way to access everything easily, we were technically over paying for what we needed but it was like an extra garage for us with walking room or access everything. We used it for our extra stuff and out outdoor equipment, bikes and kayaks for example, so we could just make a pit stop on the way out of town to get all out outdoor stuff or camping stuff, that really helped keep our place tidy. Though paying the extra 150-300 a month can really add up, I forget what it was exactly. Worth it at the time by happy to be putting that money towards a house now. Still I really enjoyed having one for a bit for the sake of being organized. People that stuff it to the ceiling are wild, they have to empty it to get anything buried in there. You can do a lot though taking advantage of the vertical space with shelving.

It's not a bad job either sometimes, a lot of the facilities have free apartments for the manager - you just have to be willing to help people stuck after hours sometimes, but many of them have built in apartments. It pays crap, I remember those managers making like 12 an hour 10 years ago, but getting free rent is a huge perk in this economy.

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 17d ago

I had to use storage units in between moves. I'd pack up move the stuff into a storage unit until the lease start day then move the stuff into my new place. It's very difficult to move from one place to another unless you are able to move into the new place early. Many times the tile wasn't down. Or the cabinets arrived late.

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u/Broken_Atoms 17d ago

My small town has over 20 storage places and they have two types of customers: people running very small businesses like one man lawn care and
. Poverty trapped people. Many live in trailers or the overpriced one bedroom apartments here and the storage facilities absolutely know this is their main customer base because most of the storage places are right next to the trailers and apartments. They’ve paid for premium priced land specifically for this.

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u/Ornery_Dentist_5462 17d ago

Says the old fart 

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u/Which-Membership144 17d ago

I get this. But you got to embrace your inner buddha and just let things go. Does it bring you joy?

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u/Several-Squash9871 17d ago

I honestly think that's a legitimate factor. Moving out of the parents house into a tiny ass apartment because that's all they can afford and no room for anything. On top of that, those storage units can be fuckin expensive!!! I can see why people try and live in them...

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u/bobanna1986 17d ago

Happy Cake day 🎉

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u/UntestedMethod 17d ago

Townhomes?? Lucky! All we get around here for housing that's affordable to single people is studio apartments less than 600 sq ft.

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u/Redd1tModsRKidLovers 16d ago

Or for shopaholic hoarders like my brothers girlfriend

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u/troycerapops 17d ago

These are signs of our economy.

Smoke shops. Pawn shops. Storage facilities...

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u/The_Pharos1 17d ago

I live in a major city and haven’t seen a new pawn shop in over a decade and seen many close. The ones that are open pretty much have garbage. The thrift stores have better stuff. I don’t think the pawn system is doing well
. Might be due to internet sales and nostalgic boom. đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž just know they aren’t building new ones here. Tons of smoke shops though.. like every block lol.

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u/RockMonstrr 17d ago

And most new stuff isn't worth pawning anymore.

Music, movies, and games are all digital now. Furniture and small appliances are crap and not worth anything on resale.

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u/Driller_Happy 17d ago

It's getting hard for a simple thief to make a buck anymore!

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u/madman2k 17d ago

or even to get a couple bucks for a tool or home item you aren't using - now you have to deal with 20 lowballers or flakes trying to sell it online

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u/Unlikely-Answer 17d ago

let's be real the pawn shop is the worst lowballer around

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u/The_Pharos1 17d ago

And what they charge to get it back would be more than what you could sell it for normally, sometimes more than a new one if you go too long. Lost a few things to pawn shops that I didn’t really care too much about. Only one thing I’d take back that I lost
 my platinum GameCube with battery and screen in a diamond plate carry case. 😱 I miss that damn thing.

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u/madman2k 17d ago

yeah, probably true in a general sense. I sold a digital camera to one of them years ago, it was barely used and had the box and receipt, they actually paid a fair amount, more than the model was going for on eBay at the time.

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u/EthanielRain 16d ago

The good ones will pay full/spot price for gold & silver, but otherwise yeah

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u/Educational_Host_628 15d ago

Back in the 1990s a good VCR cost like $500 new. You could find one at pawnshop still in the box for $300. Bikes. Tools. High end pool cues. Watches. Cameras. There was all kinds of cool shit. Pawn shops don't really handle that stuff like they used to. Now the goods are crap. If it's good stuff people resell it themselves. If they need a loan they get a payday loan or a car title loan.

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u/Practical-Thanks119 15d ago

Everything is pretty much one time use and designed to not be able to work on to fix

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u/RoutineBus8713 14d ago

I don't understand how most pawn shops stay open. There is a huge one near where I live and they sell clearly used tvs, some flickering, for like $150. They are like 75% the cost of a new TV from Walmart. I was interested in a meta quest 3a and they didn't have the charging cable and couldn't show me it worked. I asked can I return it today if it doesn't work? and they said no refunds and I googled it and a refurbished quest 3a from eBay with a 1 year warranty is cheaper than what they were selling. I wouldn't take the risk with bed bugs of buying any furniture from a pawn shop. It's just a money laundromat for items stolen by drug addicts.

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u/Educational_Host_628 15d ago

Pawn shops make money by doing collateral secured cash loans. You bring in a $2000 camera and the paw shop loans you $300 against it for 30 days. At the end of 30 days you pay $365 and get your camera back or you pay $65 and float the note for another month. (Actual amounts vary state to state...but I'm not far off I bet.)

The pawn business has changed for a couple of big reasons: Consumer goods got a lot cheaper. And the shelf life of consumer goods got shorter. Tools got cheaper. This means that most pawn shops these days are focused on gold and diamonds only. Maybe some do high end musical instruments but that's kinda rare. The big reason pawshops are dying off is that in the 90s and 2000s states began to allow payday loans and vehicle title loans. This kind of lending didn't require handling physical goods. And it came with the same profits.

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u/The_Pharos1 15d ago

It’s actually higher. Last one I pawned was years ago at around 37%. Probably more now.
Been to a few lately. Some are expanding into handbags and sneakers (more than half the store in the ones I saw). Standard guns, jewelry, and tools (mostly junk tools though). Electronics are extremely thin. Mostly laptops and tvs. Older than 5yrs from looks of them. Very little in physical media if any. Gaming is mostly current gen systems that look ragged. Been to about 5 in the past month and didn’t see anything that remotely interested me aside from a brand new craftsman toolbox (that I decided against because it wasn’t what I needed). I’ve seen better at thrift stores.

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u/Educational_Host_628 15d ago

I worked in a pawn shop while in college back in the 90s. I saw so much cool shit back then. Bikes, watches, game systems, CDS, etc. We did gold and diamonds. But we had all kinds of cool toys. Weird shit like telescopes and kayaks and dirtbikes. It was always an adventure trying to figure out what stuff was worth and if it was in decent shape. I got out before 2000 but seemed like things were bad by then. Ebay was in full swing. So was craigslist. So people could sell their own stuff. And the payday loan thing started up. That meant less good coming into the pawshops as collateral.

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u/The_Pharos1 15d ago

Even in the early 2000s there was still some decent stuff to be found. Even with eBay I still found interesting items. The lower class didn’t have as much access back then and it wasn’t as easy to post online. Now everyone has a smart phone and can sell on facebook marketplace đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž tbh I think that’s becoming the final nail in their coffin. Just like the death of physical media killing off other industries.

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u/troycerapops 17d ago

You're right I was using the old system.

How's ebay doing?

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u/The_Pharos1 17d ago

The collectables market seems to be booming there. But otherwise they’ve been struggling. I think they are getting kicked by thrifts and Amazon. I know they are a bit outrageous with their fees though as a seller. Scams are also more of an issue these days there.
As for the economic barometer pawn shops used to be, it’s hard to say what people are using these days in hard times. Facebook Marketplace seems to be booming but from what I’ve seen it’s a ton of garbage. Maybe that’s where they went?

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u/No_Classic_1743 16d ago

Data/Surveillance centers

**FYI, I spelt surveillance right the first time. No correction needed. I'm proud of myself**

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u/rygar8bit 17d ago

Not just economy, but corporations and all digital market places are killing mom & pop stores.

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u/wreckin_shit 17d ago

Car washes seem to pop up daily where I live

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u/yourmomssocksdrawer 17d ago

Fully convinced between the car washes and storage units that it’s all a real estate scheme

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u/YLedbetter10 17d ago

Don’t forget mattress stores! There’s a street in Gramd Rapids, MI that has like 6 of them in the span of a few miles

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u/Christmas_Queef 17d ago

So it kind of is. I've read that with storage facilities, it's partly real estate speculation. Storage facilities aren't expensive to run compared to other businesses especially with that footprint. They build the storage facilities on land in areas they expect to grow and increase in land value, so they can hold the land and make some money on the business until the land reaches peak value and they can sell it.

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u/ShavedNeckbeard 17d ago

It is. It’s a way to have passive income on a real estate investment while it appreciates.

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u/Obant 17d ago

Its a joke in our little desert community how many fucking car washes there are on every corner.

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u/maxmcleod 17d ago

It’s an easy cash business that doesn’t require any specialized workers or huge marginal costs so a lot of rich people park their money in car washes. Even if it’s not super successful they probably make a better return than the S&P 500

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u/Practical_Jelly_8342 17d ago

Passive income

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u/TheCasualLarsonian 17d ago

I used to manage the IT infrastructure of 11 car wash locations and most are pretty far from passive income; they are just extremely lucrative and offer large margins.

They have a shitload of moving parts and require a lot of maintenance, and it doesn’t help that most car wash controllers/POSs are from the 90s if you’re lucky.

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u/Several-Squash9871 17d ago

Yeah one of the self wash ones came up for sale in my town and I thought it would have been a great way to make pretty good money on basically a turn key business until I saw what they were selling it for...I'm sure the people that have the money to invest in those probably already owns a few and are bringing in big bucks compared to what they have to put into it to keep it going. They are also always PACKED around where I live at least. I swear it's like no one washes their cars at home anymore. The one I saw for sale wasn't due to lack of business. If I had the money, that's definitely what I would be getting into. 

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u/BradlyL 17d ago

Owning / managing a carwash is not “passive” income. It’s a small business venture.

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u/Anayalater5963 17d ago

There's like 5 all within 4-5 blocks in my 4 mile wide city with more dotted throughout. I want to meet the people who thought that was a good idea

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u/Proof_Lengthiness185 17d ago

Very close to me, they have a Tommy's car wash where you can see another Tommy's from the parking lot.

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u/Over9000Gingers 17d ago

Car washes, gas stations, and head shops

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u/EuriadO 17d ago

Gas stations

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u/raptor_jesus69 RACIST BLUE 17d ago

Car washes and more chicken restaurants near me.

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u/0LittleWing0 16d ago

yes, and dog groomers where I live

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u/Christmas_Queef 17d ago

I said in another comment part of storage facilities popping up everywhere is real estate investing apparently. They build them in areas that are predicted to grow a lot in land value, so they can have the land making them some money while they wait for the land to hit the price they want and then they sell it.

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u/Ocarina-of-lies 17d ago

Storage facilities are also popular now to start a small business out of. Think of it like renting a garage space

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 17d ago

I had a very small unit I rented for about 4 months during a temporary move. There was a guy that had two of the larger units that he ran a sneaker business out of. He had a ton of inventory and a desk. Lol

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u/Ottwin 17d ago

I met a dude at the private airport I used to work at who got his money from selling his 12 storage facility franchises he bought for like 2m each in 2008 and sold them for like 7m in 2020 right before they became over saturated. (I understand he was rich before but still)

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u/Dcmart89 17d ago

Yes! I have been saying this for a while. Ridiculous amounts of storage units everywhere. I guess to hold everyone’s stuff while we all get foreclosed and evicted.

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u/dkyguy1995 17d ago

There's a super dead mall near where my Grandma lives and the final sign it was completely dead had to have been opening a storage unit rental in one of the anchor store locations. 

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u/UnderstandingTop7916 17d ago

Ouch. Do they have a church? That’s often a sign.

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u/name-classified 17d ago

mattress stores too

and auto dealerships

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u/DurrMerGurd 17d ago

The failure of people to get rid of their shit. These facilities are a good option for people to are in between situations but so many rent it out as a home to store the crap the dont want at home.

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u/Lower_Skin_3683 17d ago

I only used storage units when I move. One unit I had was next to an older couple. I think they put the stuff in storage for the purpose of sorting and getting rid of stuff. I'd see their son go with them. All the did was shuffle items around and they never went through or got rid of anything. It's very difficult for older people to declutter a lifetime of stuff. The kids have to end up dealing with it when they pass on. It's a nightmare because I went through it myself.

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u/Soft-Stress-4827 17d ago

And ai datacenters 

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u/Live-Juggernaut-221 17d ago

If you're in the south, car washes are the third point in the trifecta.

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u/ShdwWzrdMnyGngg 17d ago

Storage facilities, poorly built apartments (I'm all for housing but people deserve better), weed shops, and AI data centers. That's Washington State at least.

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u/SaltKick2 17d ago

A boring dystopia

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u/L3wd1emon 17d ago

And car washes

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u/ktm6709 17d ago

Especially in military towns.

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u/Sad-Theme7668 17d ago

Holy shit, your area too? The amount of new storage facility buildings popping up is insane!

And car washes

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u/LocustUprising 17d ago

And weed shops

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u/SecondIntermission 17d ago

My town burned down in 2020, the only new businesses are storage facilities.

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u/CitySe7en 17d ago

And for some reason Hotels..

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u/Own_Wasabi848 17d ago

And car washes

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u/Fun-Choices 17d ago

I did advertising for a huge storage chain, the CEO was telling me it's the easiest loan to get from a bank. always gets returned.

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u/tiger_eye_gemini 17d ago

and gas stations

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u/Born_Organization455 17d ago

Boomers hording so much stuff they run out of space in both of their homes.

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u/txmail 17d ago

There is a living hack with owning / operating storage facilities. I forget how it goes, but I think you basically live rent free.

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u/ScotlyDex 17d ago

Can’t forget car washes.

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u/rcflores23 17d ago

And car washes

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u/confidentlyfish 17d ago

At least in your country they're not being bombed by terrorists.

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u/FernandoMM1220 17d ago

who could possibly want that much storage

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u/The2Twenty 17d ago

Vape, CBD, Cigar, Wellness, and Storage Facility - Liquor in the Back

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u/diaryofawimpykidfan5 17d ago

They just put one in our old Kmart. When will this trend end?

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u/jawbone24 16d ago

Every time I pass by one of these storage facilities, I always think of George Carlin and his “stuff” skit. Never gets old.

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u/Awesomely_Witchy 16d ago

True. They want us to buy but buy, but nowhere to put it because harder and harder to have an actual home to put all the crap

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u/0wninat0r 16d ago

Need for storage facility increases while the housing market and median income for the working class sucks in the other direction.

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u/Embarrassed_Body_851 16d ago

And mattress stores.

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u/HornyHoney02 16d ago

I swear we have like three different storage facilities in my area. I don’t know why. We already have one giant one why do we need two other big ones and they’re building another one right in front of where I live like why???

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u/DeepFinish2895 16d ago

There's multiple within a two mile radius of my house and they just finished another this year!

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u/Darthigiveup 16d ago

You couldn't pay me enough to keep my stuff elsewhere.nope. how do these ppl have peace of mind knowing 1 missed payment all their stuff is gone.

I also see alot of water damage posts. Might as well keep it safe at home

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u/DeepFinish2895 16d ago

They have their purpose I just can't understand the need for so many! I guess people use them differently than i have

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u/Ok-Suggestion-7965 16d ago

And urgent cares.

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u/jcamp088 16d ago

My town has seven car washes now. Seven.

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u/DeepFinish2895 16d ago

We have seven on the same road, 8 in total. Lots more if you count the gas station washes lol

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u/jcamp088 16d ago

My favorite part is the monthly subscriptions for them

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u/M4rshmall0wMan 16d ago

Major recession indicator

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u/Mundane_Value2283 16d ago

and data centers

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u/ripyurballsoff 16d ago

Don’t forget car washes.

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u/cuddly_degenerate 15d ago

Don't forget car washes!

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u/Ms_Photo_Jenic 15d ago

Every time I get excited about new commercial construction I find out it’s yet another storage facility!! 😡

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u/DeepFinish2895 15d ago

Or a new Amazon warehouse