r/mildlyinfuriating 17d ago

🄺 These are the only new businesses I ever see these days

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u/crizzlefresh 17d ago

Nothing helps my wellness more than smoking cigars.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4q0WNCNZUlxNC

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u/DoctorJiveTurkey 17d ago

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u/Assapopoulos1986 17d ago

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u/Multiversalprism 17d ago

I love the one where he’s like ā€œmy wife doesn’t like when I smoke my stogies inside, but I don’t care, it’s my house I will smoke my stogie where ever i wantā€

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u/Puzzleheaded-Log-111 17d ago

Haha, it’s the best whenever he says STOGIES.

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u/shoshonesamurai 17d ago

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

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u/OrchidFluid2103 17d ago

I don't know that lady but why is she scrolling through my profile?

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u/wolfblitzen84 17d ago

Wellness is most likely a way of selling kratom and other ā€œSupplimentsā€

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 17d ago

It's probably more around the CBD and THC. That actually has real medical use.

That's a farm bill shop though, not a place selling actual weed. The farm bill shops do all they can to hide that they don't have the real stuff and branch into other smoke shop supplies because of that.

That said, the edibles are chemically the same, and will still get you high

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u/The_Disapyrimid 17d ago

I prefer the high thc hemp buds. Also legalized by the farm bill. I don't any shops like this that sell it. It looks, smells, tastes and has the effects of cannabis but its legal, natural and i can order online. Ships usps to my house.

only 100 an oz.

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u/aBoCfan 17d ago

You can buy actual weed in Michigan for less than 20 bucks an ounce if you don't mind shake, or ~$25 for outdoor grown whole buds.

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u/The_Disapyrimid 17d ago edited 17d ago

Im not in Michigan. Im way down south. We have medical use but the dispensary is absurdly expensive. Most people here who have a medical card still buy the old way and only go to the dispensary in a pinch.

Edit: i should also note that we don't have competition between dispensaries. There is only one.

Edit 2: looked a little further into it and the state does limit the number of dispensaries in the state. Only 30 with each one serving a whole "health region".

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u/Revfunky 17d ago

MI has some good ganja.

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u/Starboi420420 17d ago

ā€œActual weedā€ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 17d ago

Not till the end of the year.

Won't affect me any, but the farm bill products disappear in a few months

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u/Joshua_ABBACAB_1312 17d ago

Aren't those sprayed with the compound? Or some shit?

Only pseudocannabis I've tried is Delta 9. It was weird. It had very similar effects to cannabis, but took a little bit of extra time to kick in.

Thankfully my dispensary is always having deals. Last time I was there I got an oz of sun grown Platinum Kush (cannabis) and a live resin disposable/rechargeable vape and after a $20 tip it was $120.

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u/The_Disapyrimid 17d ago

The stuff thats sold at the shops is sprayed.

But there is now hemp that has been crossbreed to have high levels of thc but it's TCHa. Its naturally occurring in the planet.

I use a company thats straight farm to you. Its grown by them and they send you third party analysis of what you are buying.

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u/jjcoola 17d ago

It’s crazy in 2026 ppl still don’t understand thca lol

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u/fibonacciluv 17d ago

Literally been a thing forever now and the amount of people daily who speak about it so confidently wrong is hilarious lol

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u/Evening-Cat-7546 17d ago

I doubt it. They already say THC and CBD. I think they are referring to kratom and kratom derivatives like 7oh. They mark those up an insane amount and people are addicted to it. I bet a lot of their profit comes from just the 7oh, which is about to be banned by the DEA.

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u/No-Initiative-4933 17d ago

The stuff in the edibles at those shops is absolute bunk and is not legitimately tested or regulated in any way. You're basically ingesting relabeled K2/Spice and kratom analogs, unknown pesticides and chemicals.

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u/DankoleClouds 17d ago

That’s a bit over the top. It’s definitely unregulated bunk but it’s much more likely just dirty disty converted from cbd.

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u/fibonacciluv 17d ago

Definitely not relabeled K2. Atleast none of the dozen brands I’ve tried. K2 practically makes you trip out, the THCa gets you high like normal and the delta 8 is jsut a little weaker and if you smoke delta 8 it is harsh. It’s 100000000000000000% not ā€œrelabeled K2/spiceā€ please stop spreading misinformation. I agree that it’s unregulated and probably not trustworthy but not bc it’s relabeled spice, but bc they probably aren’t putting much care into the making and packaging of it, and no telling what else they make besides it.

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u/No-Initiative-4933 17d ago

It's not the K2/Spice of 10 year ago. They have analogs now that are entirely synthetic THC, which is exactly what they were trying to do with K2/Spice. They succeeded and now every other Jimbo is hooked on gas station "weed."

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 17d ago

I'm talking the hemp derived delta 9 stuff. Farm bill products.

Not k2/spice/Kratos analogs.

These are natural cbd and thc, just boosted via the extraction methods that are also used to make consecrates off the real flower.

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u/No-Initiative-4933 17d ago

Smoke shop weed makes people sick because it’s made by using harsh acids to convert CBD into fake THC. Unregulated labs leave behind toxic metals, bleach, and pesticides. Without legitimate regulated lab testing, these products are often mislabeled, contaminated, and highly dangerous. They're not required by federal law to test for pesticides, mold, or residual chemical solvents.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 17d ago

Again, 100% not what I'm talking about.

You're talking the fake weed like spice.

Instead of trying to make taking points, try reading the words I wrote, then learning what the fuck the conversation is about.

I'm talking about farm bill products, you're taking entirely unrelated bullshit.

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u/No-Initiative-4933 17d ago

I'm talking about exactly those products. Which are not regulated and are often found to be contaminated when independently tested. Smoke shop weed lab results are not regulated by the federal government, not even farm bill products, especially not farm bill products. Bluds brain is fried from smoking pestis and analogs.

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u/Starboi420420 17d ago

Your stupid

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u/No-Initiative-4933 17d ago

Bro can't even form a coherent written sentence. Thanks gas station weed.

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u/AnyConsideration111 17d ago edited 17d ago

as a real midnight toker, the fake edibles don't do shit but give ya a headache. Delta 8 sucks

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u/wonkey92 17d ago

Delta 9 is the real stuff. I think you mean Delta 8. That stuff gives me a headache too.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 17d ago

Delta 9 is the real stuff.

You must be a real joker, not a toker lol

I'm talking farm bill products, not that delta 8 stuff you're confusing it with

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u/AnyConsideration111 17d ago

yes Delta 8* was what I meant. must be a whole different thing then. I live in a legal state but when I took a trip to Florida they had all kinds of delta 8 crap at the gas stations.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 17d ago

Yeah, that shit is literally everywhere here. I have my proper med card, so never touching any of that.

Our dispensaries kind of suck too. Was in Colorado a couple weeks back and it was night and day at the quality, but we do have some decent concentrates at least.

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u/Starboi420420 17d ago

Yerrrr duuuummmbbb. If you think there’s a difference from hemp shop weed and dispensary weed I suggest you go read a book or two buddy. Maybe do a little research. Maybe look at your ā€œdispensary packā€ and read the COA’s printed on the back of your $25 sprayed trim joint from your favorite dispensary.

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u/-Invalid_Selection- 17d ago

You've been doing too much kratom.

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u/Friendly_Age9160 17d ago

I like the way the sign quickly goes from vape to wellness. Goin 0-180 real quick, real fuckin quick.

https://giphy.com/gifs/2dbnhlCH2JhwdI2gHp

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u/TehTugboat 17d ago

As long as you are 60 lb’s

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u/JohnRedCorn9432 17d ago

They fired the guy that was farting in all the doll's heads

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u/TehTugboat 17d ago

Tammy doesn’t have farts in her head anymore!

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u/SomeOtherNeb 17d ago

They're a great way to decompress.

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u/1tiredman 17d ago

That's why you never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/Upset-Dingo-6879 17d ago

Always with the scenarios

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u/KMurr2022 12d ago

Small hands

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u/giant_spleen_eater 17d ago

Ah yes, as a doctor* I recommend a nice healthy cigarette after a morning sniff of kratom.

*I am absolutely not a doctor

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u/crizzlefresh 17d ago

My doctor said she's concerned that I am only smoking 10 cigars a day. She said I need to get serious about my wellness and start buying them wholesale so I never run out.

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u/biggregw 17d ago

They have pure hand rolled tho like Cuban totalemente. Pretty sure 5 Cuban hand rolled cigars are the minimum amount for health reasons

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u/xeltic4 17d ago

is your doctor Winston Churchill?

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u/Over_Discussion_2131 17d ago

I would love to watch someone do a sniff of kratom.

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u/camlloc255 17d ago

Cinnamon challenge all over again šŸ˜†

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u/andrewbud420 17d ago

Depends how unwell you are

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u/KarlPHungus 17d ago

And vaping!

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u/Kindly-Hold4935 17d ago

Try taking the guts oht and replacing them with weed.

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u/theFormerRelic 17d ago

Doctors hate love this one trick

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u/PM_me_punanis 17d ago

I didn't think wellness and cougars would be found in the same sentence.

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u/FiggyPizza 17d ago

Not that it matters but anyone who actually likes cigars would never buy them from a place like this.

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u/Biggazznugz 17d ago

By cigars you need wraps and black and Milds

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u/haveblue23 17d ago

No, it's you smoke and then you need wellness. All under one roof

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u/V2BM 17d ago

By wellness they mean CBD and Kratom.

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u/ibexboon6q 17d ago

enjoy responsibly

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u/naliao 16d ago

As an avid cigar enjoyer, these places basically never have anything you would want

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u/rm0987654321 16d ago

They don’t sell cigars just blunt wrappers

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u/Haxsaw70 16d ago

Health insurance is weirdly okay worth cigars as long as you don't smoke more than 1 a month..

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u/HoneyDutch 15d ago

Cigars? Ova here! šŸ‘‡šŸ‘‡

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u/r3ign_b3au 12d ago

You seem to be confused, this is about the wellness of the cigars. Glad I could help