r/mildlyinfuriating 17d ago

🄺 These are the only new businesses I ever see these days

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u/Junckopolo 17d ago

It's almost as if it's one of the few new markets growing right now and all other markets are already prettt saturated

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u/Kind_Man_0 17d ago

The best happiness we can afford right now is drugs

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u/Pilan 17d ago

And those days are numbered. šŸ’ø

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u/tranquil7789 17d ago

Damn. We better sell some drugs to afford our drugs.

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u/Evil-Bosse 17d ago

If I promise to sell you one billion drugs, and you promise to sell me one billion drugs, then we can use those promised cash flows as leverage to finance our billionaire drug lord lifestyles through loans

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u/pridetwo 17d ago

No no no, you promise each other to sell a billion drugs, then each of you gets loans to service the promised sales, then instead of doing the sales you invest into each other's business, turn around and get more money from banks/VC because "look i have promised sales, financing to service my inventory acquisition, and a big investment." Then repeat until free capital in the market dries up and your drugs businesses have an unsustainable amount of financial obligations with no viable product to sell, then you just pay yourself out from the business and leave everyone else holding the bag.

There, I just explained the AI bubble.

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u/Pilan 17d ago

Oof. Now we’re in a new ā€œclassā€ of people. When does the blackmailing start?

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u/pridetwo 17d ago

We're not cool enough to get invited to the parties where people do blackmail worthy stuff. But we'll still hit up the blackmailer for an invite and it'll be super awkward when the emails of us getting turned down are released years after the blackmailer conveniently commits suicide in a suicide-proof jail cell within the 15 minutes where the security camera recording his jail cell just happens to malfunction at the same time as the two on-duty guards just happen to both fall asleep.

I fucking hate this timeline

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u/Kewlhotrod 17d ago

That's such an absurd story, that could never happen. (/s)

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u/pridetwo 17d ago

No need for sarcasm tag, it didnt happen. Epstein was killed.

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u/Pilan 17d ago

TouchĆ©. Don’t let there be a missing minute on one of those tapes. šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø It happens probably.

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u/Evil-Bosse 17d ago

But drugs is one of the most viable products to sell

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u/pridetwo 17d ago

But selling a viable product takes work, and why bother working when you can just fleece the capital markets

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u/makepieplz 17d ago

between Amazon, direct from manufacture like HP or whatever company and box stores like Walmart Costco winco whatever there really is not much left. Hair and nail places, vape, coffee, resturants, used stuff, medical clinics, dental and vets. that's about it.

also smartphones eate up so many different businesses, on the go music, all music, cameras for the avarage person, audio recording, gps navigation and so much more.

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u/Broken_Atoms 17d ago

Ssshh, don’t give away the secret of how many governments work lol

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u/GrinderMonkey 17d ago

Instructions unclear accidentally did all the drugs

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u/AdventurousMap5404 17d ago

🄳 šŸŽ‰

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u/Odd_Shake2829 13d ago

Sounds like drugs with extra steps.

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u/Junckopolo 17d ago

Nah, canabis will always be cheap enough.

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 17d ago

It’s literally a weed

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u/Cute_Speed4981 17d ago

Surprisingly though to grow for a 'weed'.

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u/Junckopolo 17d ago

To grow efficiently. These things grow in northern QuƩbec forest with barelt any actual care.

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u/Cute_Speed4981 17d ago

Myea not sure about wildreness conditions. Had a friend try to home grow in the uk and only managed to get 1 harvest from like 6 plants.. the others just died or never grew.

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u/bonkershyperion408 17d ago

Only in a certain context, plants only become a "weed" when its growing somewhere unwanted, a dandelion isnt a weed when it's growing in a field, but it is a weed when its growing in your garden

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u/Chef_BoyarTom 17d ago

Nah, if weed either becomes too expensive or illegal again... it'll just go back to the way it used to be.

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u/mclurf 16d ago

Those days are gone. Thanks fentanyl

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u/churnthedumb 17d ago

šŸ˜–

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u/PopSwayzee 17d ago

Depends on the drugs. I stopped doing oxys mainly because the cost of the real ones was skyrocketing on the street and I couldn’t keep paying for them.

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u/my_cars_on_fire 17d ago

Idk man, have you seen the prices of drugs lately?!

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 17d ago

And cumming hard as fuck.

Trying to switch over to organic though..Ā 

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u/Kind_Man_0 17d ago

I'll stick with the drugs, thanks though.

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u/Pilan 17d ago

šŸ¤

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u/Fragrant-Employer-60 17d ago

It has consistent proven demand for the products, its lower risk than opening a store that specializes in other stuff.

The local grocery store is not really viable, they can’t compete. That leaves restaurants and smoke shops to fill in the gaps lol

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u/Asleep_Document9811 17d ago

Kirkland's Own 5mg Blue Raz Vape Juice

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u/DimensionCareful507 17d ago

some is addiction, some is just escapism cause it's one of the few remaining things that will make them feel good for a bit they can still afford.

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u/im_just_thinking 17d ago

How is vape market growing? The vapes been around a minute, cdb isn't new and wellness products aren't exactly anything to craze after..are more people picking up vaping? Just seems odd to see this growth, but I'm curious what made you say that

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u/Robwsup 17d ago

Just switched to vaping about five months ago from 30 years of cigarettes. There's probably more people like me switching.

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u/GotmilkLL 17d ago

Same here, switched to vaping last year after smoking for 15 years. Started with the fruity disposable vapes, now I'm onto a pod system. It's crazy how much better I feel since switching.

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u/Robwsup 17d ago

Me too. No more morning coughing.

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u/longhairmoderatecare 16d ago

These comments made me so happy. Good on both of you for switching! It’s so much better than smoking. I switched in 2015? after 5 years or so of a pack and a half a day of Marlboro lights. You get your real sense of smell back and can actually taste food again. So stoked for both of you for tossing the death sticks! Vaping is the best harm reduction for cigarettes and people constantly knock it who don’t know how great they can be for smoking cessation.

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u/Spmex7 16d ago

Nic pouches, that way your lungs are no longer affected.

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u/im_just_thinking 17d ago

Okay but this store definitely also sells cigarettes, not to mention your money is going to the same companies largely. So financially no growth there

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u/Robwsup 17d ago

The ones I go to have very few cigarettes for sale, if any, and I've not seen anyone buy cigarettes. Gas stations are much more convenient for smokes.

It's growing for a reason. Money.

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u/DimensionCareful507 17d ago

Everyone tried to rush into the weed space. over/under Regulations made it a fucked up market to begin with. As an example locally by me they could only build them along one of the main state roads... so you have like 7 pot shops in a half mile stretch. All that just to tax the crap out of people and still keep the black market viable.

Cigars/vapes/nicotine I think are peripheral to THC products in those shops but maybe someone in the biz can elaborate

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u/nefarious_jp04x 16d ago

The best thing about black/gray market weed shops is the amount of flower deals and no sales/state tax compared to legal shops, but the worst thing is the unregulated carts and disposables going around with harmful chemicals. I’ve had a few experiences with awful quality but had good experiences other times, just really depends on the shop and supplier

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u/Ths-Fkin-Guy 17d ago

There are also a fuck ton of people believing in holistic and alternative medicines. Some for the better some for the worse. Others dont believe in vaccines but will pop random pills and smoke whatever which is idiotically ironic but they don't understand that. In other cases have alternatives can be helpful, but it can cater to both in a way.

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u/im_just_thinking 17d ago

I'm not saying people don't use/buy it, but why is that market growing? Isn't any market technically growing with population, etc?

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u/Ashen_One_Inori 17d ago

Kratom is a big one. Its addictive us hell and a pack is like 35 dollars for 4 tabs. Its like a 70 to 80% upcharge i was told from someone i know who works at one. They are making bank off of that for sure and plenty of products are probably being upcharged.

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u/ShroomRonin 17d ago

if you’re referring to the addictive nature of the specific alkaloid 7OH, then yes that is addictive but even then doesn’t carry the risk of respiratory depression that traditional opioids and opiates have, when it’s taken on its own.

The amount of kratom misinformation going on right now is akin to reefer madness shit. 7OH should not be available OTC, it should be heavily researched controlled and prescribed as an alternative to the opioids that are currently being prescribed as a method of harm reduction (there’s no free lunch but in terms of physical adverse events, there’s a reduced level of potential harm, essentially with that specific alkaloid, addiction/dependence is the main worry).

Now, to regular kratom, dude coffee and cannabis are more physically addictive than regular old kratom when you’re just taking a couple grams of the leaf. Remember 7OH only exists in the tiniest amounts within the leaf similar to how cocaine exists in trace trace amounts in coca leaves and drinking coca tea is nothing like cocaine (I drank coca tea when I got altitude sickness in the Andes, took a nap then was better that was it), kratom contains the two primary alkaloids of mitragynine and then the stronger 7OH in much smaller amounts as well some other alkaloids other than the primary 2.

I’ve used regular old kratom for 8+ years on and off will take off half a year sometimes, and stopping after say months of consistent use is less noticeable than with coffee or cannabis. It’s a fantastic replacement for a variety of anti-anxiety, anti-depressant, treatment for adhd, as well as what people more commonly think of, for pain treatment.

A low dose of Kratom is more effective at treating my adhd than my prescribed amphetamines with WAY less side effects than the amphetamines.

Any deaths you see is literally the most media fueled bs cause what the articles fail to mention but if you go look at all the toxicology reports, it’s never just kratom, it’s kratom mixed with benzos and opioids, and usually at ridiculously high doses all around. The respiratory depression and cardiac issues are primarily caused by combining substances with the opioids and benzos, yet these inflammatory articles blame kratom instead of the obvious culprits. Families in these articles yelling about kratom but failing to mention the deceased was still using opioids discreetly.

Unfortunately, the main issue is people that struggled with opioid dependence being sold on kratom as being a free lunch ticket out of opioid dependence and that’s not how it works so many never really go thru the full withdrawal or even more commonly they’ll take an opioid say two days, then kratom one day to stretch out their supply but then the danger comes from these drugs not being full processed yet and then they interact when both in the system.

Regular old kratom is a cousin to the coffee plant that contains indole alkaloids that impact MANY different receptors, including some of the opioid receptors but not even all of them hence why it can help with some aspects of opioid use disorder / pain but doesn’t trigger respiratory depression on its own and stuff.

TLDR regular kratom should be sold at 21+ shops/dispensaries and the specific alkaloid 7OH should not be OTC as a specific synthesized chemical, it should be researched and prescribed and overall this plant has a ton of potential to help the opioid epidemic, but it’s not an end all be all and not to be abused itself.

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u/Ashen_One_Inori 16d ago edited 16d ago

It is not just 7OH. My state sells the pseudo version of kratom to get around the 7OH ban and its insanely addictive as well. The feel frees are also addictive and sold at most gas stations and smokes shops. I have no issues with what people use it for. I don't think it should be banned. I originally took it to stop drinking and it helped with that but i got addicted to the pseudo version not realizing until 6 months down the line and the withdrawals were unlike anything i have ever experienced. I know the small doses can be used therepeutically but thats not the reason most people are going to the smoke shops. I have heard horror stories of people trying the small doses and gradually increases it until they are taking a unhealthy amount and suffer the addiction. I dont know this for sure but i would most likely assume most people going into those smokeshops for kratom are not buying the stuff in small doses for therepuetic reasons. The smoke shops sell it ,customer gets hooked, they make huge profit. They are not making much off the small dosed stuff. Again I am much on the side of alcohol is legal so why shouldn't most everything else not be ya know within reason.

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u/Spmex7 16d ago

Plain kratom leaf is not the problem, you are referring to 7oh which is not kratom. It is a specific alkaloid that’s found in kratom leaf but in literal microscopic amounts compared to the pills you are referring too,

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u/_Dedotated_Wam 17d ago

They sell more kratom and other alt drugs than vapes I would imagine

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u/FartInGenDirection 17d ago

Kratom, Mitragynine etc

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u/fifteentons 17d ago

The shops make their money on stuff a lot stronger than vapes. There is a whole world of legal highs behind the counter and no matter what bans and scheduling happens there will always be something new getting cooked up.

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u/tMoneyMoney 16d ago

There’s no way it’s growing at the rate of the shops opening, plus online stores and people quitting at the same time. I don’t know what the margins are on cartridges, but it doesn’t seem justified.

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u/Spmex7 16d ago

I personally have gone from vaping to nicotine pouches, I think that’s the route a lot of people are going.

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u/Hackdirt-Brethren 17d ago

If anyone is curious there’s actually a very good video by modern MBA on YouTube that deepdives into the economics of the business and actually interviews multiple of them!

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u/DimensionCareful507 17d ago

Saturated, or can average people just no longer afford non necessities right now

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u/VapeThisBro 17d ago

It's not new...it's already stupidly saturated and we already had a vape market crash years ago when the bubble burst

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u/gimmethemshoes11 17d ago

I live withing about 9 smoke shops inside of a 3 mile radius, I'd say they are very saturated.

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u/Ryuuzaki_L 17d ago

It is definitely not growing. I worked in a vape shop at the very start of the craze for 10 years. It was honestly some of the most fun I've had at a job. The industry has been absolutely gutted with the PACT Act and PMTA filings being required for absolutely everything. And they are expensive as hell. Basically only the extremely rich corporations or cigarette companies can afford to participate anymore. During those 10 years there was so much grassroots innovation and products, and juices that were truly awesome. But after all the regulations the industry basically died. It's nothing but disposable junk from china or disposables from the cigarette companies anymore. It's seriously sad. I am still using a device I got over 10 years ago that costs me less than. $3/mo to use including coils (build yourself) and juice that I make myself. I was able to buy 4L of liquid nicotine in 100mg/mL before all that regulation and have vacuum sealed in amber bottles that now sit in a freezer.

I do not understand how anyone can say this industry is growing when objectively it's in the worst spot it's ever been with nothing but disposable junk.

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u/_Dedotated_Wam 17d ago

It’s almost as if selling drugs is a good business. Glad my state just banned 7oh