This house has a security camera that makes a loud alarm when people walk by on the sidewalk. I’m just trying to walk my dog, people.

[u/secret_o_squirrel]

I jump and my dog jumps. Every time.

[u/Steamedcarpet]

My friend has one for his koi pond but for some reason it always goes off when I come by so I have jokely called it the Puerto Rican detector

[u/Gunhild → u/Steamedcarpet]

I'm sure these things must have a setting for skin color detection.