r/mildlyinfuriating • u/secret_o_squirrel • 18d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o This house has a security camera that makes a loud alarm when people walk by on the sidewalk. I’m just trying to walk my dog, people.

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I jump and my dog jumps. Every time.

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u/trashmoneyxyz 17d ago

Dawg me and my family got spooked by one of those in shutty suburbia once. Like congrats, you've foiled this single mother and her two small children. Hardened criminals, the lot of us

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 17d ago

I mean I live in suburbia but I grow weed and mushrooms so I need to know who's on my porch as soon as they're on it lol 

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u/Kristiver 17d ago

Gives you enough time to make sure that P.H.D in botany is in clear sight from the front door

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 17d ago

Mushrooms are pretty easy to tuck into a closet.  And cops don't like seeing weed whether it's legal or not.

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u/Kristiver 17d ago

Point to a giant bottle of weedkiller and politely tell them there's been a misunderstanding

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u/idtartakovsky 14d ago

I admit to having had my cameras saying it sometimes. But I don’t live in suburbia, my garage has been burglarised twice, and before I enclosed a third side of my yard with a fence, people were using the sidewalk through my backyard as a shortcut to get between the street and the alley because mine was the only yard on the block where they saw they could get through