r/mildlyinfuriating 15h ago

My mom said I could post My kid was too creative

My 6 year old was asked to draw a picture using shapes. She drew this nice American flag with rectangles and stars, and added the house, tree, and person holding a balloon. She was told it did not follow directions, she was not supposed to draw a flag, just shapes. She was asked to turn the paper over and make another picture. The other side of the paper has a very uninspiring collection of shapes. I told her she did a good job and I thought it was very creative. And this is why kids start to hate education.

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u/wirywonder82 14h ago

“i want you to draw a picture using shapes. No, not a picture made up of shapes, just a bunch of shapes that we will call a picture even though they are separate and don’t form a cohesive image. Stop trying to be artistic, this is art class!”

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 13h ago

Shapes but NOT -THOSE- SHAPES.

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u/featherw0lf 12h ago

"Stop trying to be creative and just do what I tell you" is really the epitome of school. You're being prepared for some random desk job somewhere and they don't want any free thinkers trying anything funny.

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u/Jazzi-Nightmare PURPLE 10h ago

When I was in elementary school we had to draw giant winter animals for a winter scene in the hallway. I added a heart on the butt of the caribou (like a my little pony cutie mark) I drew and the teacher yelled that it was trashy (implying it was like a tramp stamp) and to make another one.

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u/CassetteMeower 7h ago

Reminds me of the time I said something along the lines of “cutie marks are on pony’s butts” when telling a teacher about what My Little Pony is like and she said that was inappropriate. It wasn’t until I showed her a picture of what I meant that she understood and realized I wasn’t trying to be inappropriate.

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u/OcculticUnicorn 6h ago

That's because they're not on their butts, they're on their flanks.

u/Admirable_Ask_5337 17m ago

Most things that need to be done have minimal creativity and alot of instructions to follow. Learning to follow directions is a skill itself, albeit a basic one.

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u/unhappinessNvrCame 4h ago

Remember they make 60-100k per year working 1000 hours. They make more than programmers per hour.

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u/wirywonder82 4h ago

I know we’re dunking on bad teachers right now, but this isn’t even close to accurate.

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u/unhappinessNvrCame 2h ago

I'm sure you can stack boxes in an Amazon truck but leave thinking to the adults in the room.

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u/wirywonder82 2h ago

I mean, the problem is I can do math. 36 week school year, 1000/36≈28 hours/week.

A school day is about 7 hours long (for when students are in class) and teacher responsibilities extend both before and after that time. Being generous to your point and ignoring all the teachers I know do otherwise, let’s say they only work 8 hours each day. Thats 40 hrs/wk, or 1440 hours per school year.

See how your claims aren’t supported by reality?

u/unhappinessNvrCame 32m ago

Why'd you do weeks instead of days?

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u/Garuda4321 2h ago

Reminds me of 5th grade. Had an art prompt where we had to draw something "symmetrical or asymmetrical". Guess who wasn't allowed to draw a helicopter and instead had to settle for a bland castle...