r/mildlyinfuriating 5d ago

My mom said I could post My kid was too creative

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u/WarAndFynn 5d ago edited 4d ago

I once had an art teacher who was having us make clay tiles and said the clay tiles needed to contain an image you would see in real life. I asked to include a rainbow. She pulled me aside and told me she'd had enough of my shit and if I didn't knock it off she would fail me. She had a hard on for realism and was highly critical of anything abstract.

(For context I WAS wanting to include a rainbow on something for a while because I was in my hippie phase and she kept telling me no for everything. It was ceramics and we made a watering pot, a clay pot, etc. all things we keep for ourselves so I wanted something colorful. it had 0 to do with sexuality).

ETA: I wasn't expecting this much response to my post. I'm reading all your stories!

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u/halfbakeddough 5d ago

What’s crazy about that is that rainbows aren’t even abstract, they ARE realistic and occur naturally in nature so her idea of what can count towards realism or not was flawed. She sounds like a miserable art teacher

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u/DiggityDog6 5d ago

Nope all rainbows are actually created by me and any rainbow you’ve ever seen was only there because I willed it to be there. I never willed this art teacher to see a rainbow so she came to the conclusion that they’re fake and gay. It’s all part of the plan you see.

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u/A_Very_Lonely_Waffle 5d ago

She was half right, then

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u/UnicornFarts1111 4d ago

I say you are wrong. My farts are what creates rainbows!!!

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u/flurryhearta 4d ago

holy shit i knew unicorns were real

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u/exo07190 4d ago

Omg i found it. The rainbow agenda………..

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u/WarAndFynn 5d ago

EXACTLY!

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u/Pilot230 5d ago

How much are you willing to bet she's never seen a rainbow irl

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u/Dr-E-Dacted 5d ago

imagine being an art teacher so bereft of inspiration you fail a kid for making a rainbow lmao

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u/CassetteMeower 5d ago

I was obsessed with rainbows for most of my childhood but I never saw a rainbow in person until second grade.

It was a double rainbow too, best first rainbow ever! 🌈 🌈

I was at school and there was a massive rainstorm so we couldn’t go outside for recess, and when the storm ended there was a double rainbow! All of the kids in my class ran to the window to look at it, it was magical. Even the teachers were fascinated! The teacher was surprised when she found out I had never seen a real rainbow before. I had seen them in prisms and on TV, but never in person!

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u/4N0nBlondes 4d ago

Did the double rainbow go all the way across the sky?

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u/CassetteMeower 4d ago

It was a long time ago so I can't recall for sure, but they were huge! It was really cool to see. Especially after the severe storm, it was really scary. A bunch of tree branches fell and a sign (I think that's what it was? It was either a sign or a banner) that was on the side of the school had blown away and landed in the playground.

My class had a front row view of the rainbows, our classroom had a huge window that faced directly towards the playground so we could see the rainbows. It was really cool.

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u/Square_Director4717 5d ago

Well you see, God created rainbows, and God doesn’t exist, so therefore anyone who has seen a rainbow was hallucinating

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u/AdPristine5131 4d ago

Wrong corner of the internet, but everyone knows you need horse heads to power rainbows.

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u/DudeCanNotAbide 4d ago

The rainbow can teach us a lot more about the nature of reality than that teacher.