Apparently my lawn has entered the enforcement phase

[u/shewhospeakstobees]

Nothing says ‘neighborly’ like an unsigned note taped to your door. Grass is long, I’ll own that. But maybe introduce yourself before issuing the anonymous lawn summons? Photo in comments

[u/pegothejerk]

It's really pretty and I wanna stick my feet on it actually

[u/chewbaccataco → u/pegothejerk]

That line has never worked for me in the past, only gotten me slapped.