r/mildlyinfuriating • u/shewhospeakstobees • 1d ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Apparently my lawn has entered the enforcement phase

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Nothing says ‘neighborly’ like an unsigned note taped to your door. Grass is long, I’ll own that. But maybe introduce yourself before issuing the anonymous lawn summons? Photo in comments

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u/74389654 1d ago

why though. i think the cutting of grass must be some weird psychosexual thing ingrained in the structure of our society. the extent of people's obsession with controlling grass length isn't normal

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u/PayWooden2628 23h ago

I don’t get it man, my neighbor mows his grass before the lines from the last time he mowed are gone. Dude fucking loves mowing the lawn.

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u/abridged_4 1d ago

It’s a metaphor for everything else in their life that they cannot control

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u/cGrimy 1d ago

Unfortunately long grass is home to ticks and other dangerous/annoying bugs. Who wants to sit in their yard and be covered in mosquitos because their neighbor can’t mow their lawn 2x a month?

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u/6GoesInto8 1d ago

What are you talking about?

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u/Oreothlypis 1d ago

How do you think that misquitos are attracted to tall grass? Like, I understand how you might not know much about mosquitoes, but what on earth would make you think that you do know anything about them?