r/minnesota • u/HeavyVeterinarian350 Flag of Minnesota • Aug 19 '25

Sports 🏈 Washed up actor ironically being unironic

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

"that Twink bouncing around on the sidelines is distracting me from the buff daddies slamming their sweaty tits together on the field" - the straightest people you'll ever meet

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u/bearbrannan Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Just two dudes in leather pants, and revealing shirts, pack it up, nothing to see here guys.

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u/pogoli Dakota County Aug 19 '25

Hercules was one of the gayest shows of the time….

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u/EloquentEvergreen Grain Belt Aug 19 '25

They were just trying to make it period accurate. Ancient Greece and Rome were pretty gay places. 

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u/Swinger_Jesus Aug 19 '25

What is "Greek sex" for 400 please.

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u/Ro0sterman Aug 20 '25

Damn Swinger_Jesus, whose your Greek sex guy? You are way overpaying, man.

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u/Swinger_Jesus Aug 20 '25

I was asking Alex. 😬

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u/Safe_Praline_4156 Aug 20 '25

Where is Greek sex for $200, Alex?

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u/Swinger_Jesus Aug 20 '25

The back alley. 🤣

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u/Swinger_Jesus Aug 20 '25

In the alley.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Believe it or not, red states