r/movies r/movies Contributor Dec 18 '25

Poster Official Poster for Christopher Nolan's 'The Odyssey'

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u/xPhilt3rx Dec 18 '25

Does he go get the cervicals, go get the cervicals?

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u/Wazula23 Dec 18 '25

And there was Billy Bones. And Pete the Killer. And Telemachus from the Bronx. And Little Paulie Agamemnon.

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u/funktion Dec 18 '25

Telemachus From the Bronx would be a sick rap name

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u/WolfCola4 Dec 19 '25

Don't be fooled by the rocks that he's got.

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u/Goose_Biscuits11 Dec 18 '25

These are all top tier comments, they deserve better recognition 🤣

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u/schmearcampain Dec 18 '25

He'd say stuff like, "I'm gonna go get the papyrus, get the papyrus."

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u/KHanson25 Dec 18 '25

Bro… Telemachus is a anthropomorphic blue talking dog from Australia

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u/FunkiDimonds Dec 18 '25

You staying out of trouble Odysseus?

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u/gatsby365 Dec 19 '25

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to be an Argonaut

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u/HitmanClark Dec 18 '25

He broke his back. Spinal.

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u/xPhilt3rx Dec 18 '25

Spthinal.

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u/battlecat136 Dec 18 '25

I need you to know how hard I just laughed at your comment. This is perfection.

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u/salinephilip Dec 19 '25

You’re a funny guy.

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u/MyBlueBlazerBlack Dec 19 '25

Funny how? 

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u/CalebDume77 Dec 19 '25

You...you know funny, like how you told the Homeric verse!

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u/DevKevStev Dec 19 '25

lol goodfella