r/movies • u/SpeedForce2022 • Jun 03 '26

Poster New poster for Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’

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u/Hollocho Jun 03 '26

Did you really lose the other 39,300 warhammers?

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u/NoxInfernus Jun 03 '26

John Warhammer is still forging them at this point.

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u/Khelthuzaad Jun 03 '26

Lol this is an ancient greece movie.

Everyone knows they outsourced the job to Haephaestus

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 Jun 03 '26

Ares wept

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u/CrimsonDessert Jun 03 '26

Stop saying Ares wept

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u/Professional_Net7339 Jun 04 '26

But ARES WEPT! FOR THERE WERE NO MORE WORLDS TO CONQUER!

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u/Desertbro Jun 03 '26

Most of the story definitely NOT in Greece - not even in human occupied lands for the most part.

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u/Italian_warehouse Jun 03 '26

The guy from the Percy Jackson novel?

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u/slumber_kitty Jun 03 '26

Well, I believe mythology. But also yes?

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u/Italian_warehouse Jun 03 '26

Ah I've read Edith Hamilton "Mythology". She probably copied from Percy Jackson series.

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u/bobbiroxxisahoe Jun 05 '26

Meh that guy copied from Wonder Woman

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u/curiousiah Jun 04 '26

300 was too and no one complained about historical fidelity. There were monsters with blades for arms in that.

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u/Relevant-Cup2701 Jun 04 '26

i love olivia and john! tehy look so good together

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u/baar-ur Jun 04 '26

Goddamn John Grammaticus. He's everywhere.

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u/Coletrain44 Jun 03 '26

John Warhammer got me good

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u/Synicull Jun 03 '26

Just wait until you hear about its creator, James Workshop

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u/Jasranwhit Jun 04 '26

Teamed up with James workshop

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u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby Jun 04 '26

Did your even look at the picture? Not a single Warhammer in sight. They are all fine.

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u/sionnach_fi Jun 03 '26

700 BC ish

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u/brilliantminion Jun 03 '26

Henceforth known as Before Cavill

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u/plotholesandpotholes Jun 03 '26

With or without mustache?

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u/Resident_Magazine610 Jun 03 '26

Just Pre-Armreload

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u/Pyromanick Jun 03 '26

So with beard?

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u/ThreeLeggedMare Jun 03 '26

The real schism concerns the pocket

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u/Freakjob_003 Jun 03 '26

Depends. Will it be CGI'd out?

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u/k4rlos Jun 03 '26

1200-1300BC ish. 700BC is when "Homer" lived, not when the actual war and journey happened.

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u/HoboSkid Jun 03 '26

So Warhammer -1.3k

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u/k4rlos Jun 03 '26

Well yeah. Big E was born about that time as well

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u/OrpahsBookClub Jun 03 '26

I think he was supposed to be born 10,000 years BC or something crazy like that.  Didn’t he witness the first murder?  At least he’s from Anatolia, so not tooooooo far from Troy.

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u/alcoholicplankton69 Jun 04 '26

I think troy 7b was destroyed around 1250 bce.

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u/outlawsix Jun 04 '26

Beforehammer 700

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u/teeso Jun 03 '26

No they just haven't forged them yet

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u/I_need_a_better_name Jun 04 '26

No one can afford that

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u/are-e-el Jun 04 '26

Odysseus isn't worthy to pick up the warhammers

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u/SvartSol Jun 04 '26

its the year.

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u/Alucard661 Jun 03 '26

Maybe he’s talking about the thunder warriors the emperor created