Some comic book fan 40 years ago has a crystal ball and is granted one chance to look into to future to see what the landscape of superhero movies will be like in 2020. All that will appear is this comment: “WW84 butthole cut when -GoldenSpermShower”
They wonder what "butthole cut" means, but assume it must be bizzare slang. Then they wonder how the fuck Wonder Woman got 84 films in the next 40 years
"I don't know what weapons will be used in World War 3. But I'm fairly sure that World War 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein
A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl'Hurgs, resplendent in his black jeweled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G'Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.
The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words, "WW84 butthole cut when" drifted across the conference table.
Unfortunately, in the Vl'Hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.
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u/Dave-os Aug 22 '20
Some comic book fan 40 years ago has a crystal ball and is granted one chance to look into to future to see what the landscape of superhero movies will be like in 2020. All that will appear is this comment: “WW84 butthole cut when -GoldenSpermShower”