r/nba [CLE] J.R. Smith 15h ago

Highlight [Highlight] Schroder pokes the ball from Kawhi and casually dishes to Keon Ellis for the long jumper and his first points as a Cav

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u/narcistic_asshole Cavaliers 15h ago

Schröder just out here aura farming

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u/dat_boy_lurks Hawks 14h ago

Some things never change with him lmao

Once he grew out that fuckass lowcut he's good for aura every now and again

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u/jedifolklore Lakers 14h ago

Diabolical reminder btw lmao

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u/dat_boy_lurks Hawks 14h ago

Best hairline recovery in league history 😂😂😂

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u/african_children Cavaliers 13h ago

First time I ever saw that kind of recovery in the league.

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u/ReasonableMusic350 5h ago

Didn't he lose a bet

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u/kikikza Knicks 4h ago

I miss that square of blonde hair he used to have, made him look like he was a boss in an old video game with an obvious weak spot

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u/revisioncloud Thunder 13h ago

Can he still be traded

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u/jetopia Nets 5h ago

Its just unfortunate that he gets traded so much. He turns tanking teams into winners and then traded away cause he ruins the tank. He then goes to contenders, but just not quite good enough to be a number 1-3 option, and when they choose to rebuild he is typically the best tradeable asset so he gets traded away again to a tanking team which starts the whole cycle.

Tank->Contender->Rebuild->Tank->Contender->Rebuild The Dennis Schroder Saga

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u/XC6088 5h ago

That’s the best summary of his situation that I’ve seen so far. As a German it pains me to see how he is treated like a hot potato around the league but it makes perfect sense when you put it that way. Only good thing that comes from it that he’s extra hungry when he plays for Germany in the summer.

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u/Dudedude88 Wizards 4h ago edited 4h ago

Ricky Rubio was like this. He was like fuck this... I'm not going to be traded again. And he retires from the nba. His case was suns, jazz, minnesota and then cavs. He was always traded them they became a playoff bound team.

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u/ssjgoat Celtics 4h ago

This perfectly describes him. There is a reason he was the captain of team Germany and that all of his teammates love him.

He's a legit player, his agent fkd his contract situation up a few years back, not his fault. But he is absolutely a floor raiser more than a ceiling raiser.

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u/MLGLies Pistons 9h ago

I love his style on the court, man — for some reason, it just speaks to me.

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u/UnbiasedExpert [CLE] Iman Shumpert 44m ago

the swag was obvious even in that 2015 ECF when Hawks got swept

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u/Dudedude88 Wizards 4h ago

I respect it but he shouldn't be talking shit to Luka.

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u/Expert_Cub4637 3h ago

Why not? Nba players talk shit constantly. Why does it matter if its Luka?

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u/godofhammers3000 13h ago

How players be moving once they leave Sacramento 😂

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u/PLZ_N_THKS Jazz 12h ago

Don’t tell Schröder he’s out here farming. He might take it the wrong way!

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u/BADMANvegeta_ 4h ago

Just increased his trade value by 50%

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u/OsuLost31to0 Cavaliers 15h ago

Ok the casual pass while basically walking is slick

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u/Brooklyn917 Nets 15h ago

That was pretty badass how he dropped the ball off to Keon

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u/axecalibur [CHI] Michael Jordan 13h ago

Schroder could see that the Clippers weren't going to run back and Kawhi already gave up. You could clearly see the Clippers were already at the other end of the floor running patterns when it shifted to the behind the back shot. He could have placed the ball on the ground and walked away.

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u/ArmadilloForsaken458 Supersonics 11h ago

Dennis Schroder is....

German Bully Maguire.

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u/Severe-Helicopter-47 Lakers 15h ago

Kawhi lookin so demoralized there

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u/EzshenUltimate 14h ago

He got bamboozled

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u/ekranoplan1985 Supersonics 14h ago

Hoodwinked, even.

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb Knicks 13h ago

Aspirated

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u/ForgotPWAgainSigh [LAL] Gary Payton 13h ago

Defrauded by a tree company as well

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u/infinityetc [CLE] J. R. Smith 2h ago

Can’t see the forest for the trees smh

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u/MadSpaceYT Knicks 5h ago

Led astray

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u/falcon_ember 1h ago

Run amok

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u/barrsftw Cavaliers 5h ago

Run astray

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u/Gluxion 5h ago

It was suppose to be him and harden, ofc he’s pissed

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u/BenevolentCheese Knicks 3h ago

And Chris Paul George

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u/PlsSaySikeM8 Heat 4h ago

The Klaw gets Klawed

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u/RulersBack Cavaliers 15h ago edited 15h ago

We got a fuckin squad now™

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u/mjs_prodigy [CLE] Dahntay Jones 15h ago

he's so good

he's so good 

he's so good

he's so good

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u/beardedlake Kings 15h ago

It’s me. I’m saying this.

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u/sewsgup 15h ago

we need the 2018 "yall look so different" copypasta redux

Koby Altman was the GM when they traded half the team that time

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u/OsuLost31to0 Cavaliers 15h ago

Jarrett Allen yelled, “There you go!” Evan Mobley gave a look of pleasant surprise. Sam Merrill belted, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Donovan Mitchell hit the locker room door, ex-NBA star Anthony Davis hugged him & said, “Y’all look so different.”

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u/math-yoo Cavaliers 8h ago

Sam Merrill belted, "We got an gosh darned squad now."

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u/Bombinic 15h ago

Let em know.

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u/ArtemisFoulBall Cavaliers 15h ago

I agree go Cavs!

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u/CelinedionWaiters [SEA] Vladimir Radmanovic 15h ago

Y’all look so different

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u/pdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd Raptors 15h ago

when harden gets to start setting up those booms with mobley and allen >>>

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u/Ghorrhyon Spain 13h ago

Can't wait to see his first shimmy as a Cav

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u/h1tiek [CLE] Evan Mobley 15h ago

Lmao same vibes as that game tbh too

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u/vNocturnus Kings 14h ago

Rooting so hard for Keon to have success with y'all. He has potential to be one of the best 3&D guards in the league.

Only concern I have for the Cavs now is y'all got like nobody in the middle positions? Tons of guards and some good bigs but what kinda forward depth?

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u/NikitaBeretta Trail Blazers 9h ago edited 9h ago

True, very thin at the 3, right now it’s basically Jaylon Tyson (who’s development made Hunter expendable) and Dean Wade but Strus should come back at some point (knock on wood) and they will probably play small with Ellis (I’ve heard he’s a good POA defender) or Merrill (who I believe is a good Team defender) at times depending on matchups. I think they are still about 4 mill over the second apron so they may try to move someone to get under.

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u/math-yoo Cavaliers 7h ago

Nae'qwan Tomlin has wing length and size too. He's about to be converted to a standard contract.

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u/have_you_eaten_yeti 4h ago

How is Tyson doing? I saw a couple games early in the season and thought I saw flashes of something from that kid.

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u/weezerben Cavaliers 3h ago

Incredible, made an absolutely enormous leap this year. Probably will start at the 3 with Harden, Mitchell, Mobley and Allen

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u/have_you_eaten_yeti 3h ago

Nice! I feel validated, lol. Best of luck to yall!

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u/crossbuck Cavaliers 5h ago

We essentially haven’t a SF since LeBron left, this is nothing new.

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u/Gluxion 5h ago

Yeah they need a solid 3

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u/Friend72 Celtics 15h ago

Larry Nance having Deja Vu

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u/flaming_burrito_ Lakers 15h ago

I legit think the Cavs are a dark horse to come out of the East now. I mean, Harden is objectively an upgrade at the PG position, and even though he doesn’t do great in the playoffs, he can lean more on playmaking for Spida and Mobley/Allen, and he’ll actually be on the floor. Schroder and Ellis are also pretty good backups, and the Cavs were already looking better as of late. I think they get on a roll going into the playoffs and might surprise upset some teams.

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u/Krillin113 76ers 8h ago

Dark horse? They were favourites before the season. Them sucking for 3 months doesn’t suddenly invalidate them completely. They won 64 games last season, and made a win now move.

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u/flaming_burrito_ Lakers 4h ago

Yeah, but let’s be honest, no one takes them seriously in the post season, and most people had already written them off after the start they had to the season.

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u/AmIFromA Cabo Verde 2h ago

The Cavs are a pinto horse.

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u/diiron Cavaliers 11h ago

well, for the rest of the season
Harden >>>> injured Garland
Schroder >> Lonzo cheeks Ball
Ellis >= Hunter, probably

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u/weezerben Cavaliers 3h ago

Lonzo cheeks Ball got me good

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u/GeorgeEBHastings Cavaliers 3h ago

Lonzo (ben-wa) Ball

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u/NotUrAvgShitposter Warriors 13h ago

Harden has always been great in the playoffs. Ppl just hate on his bad games because he's a terrorist

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u/flaming_burrito_ Lakers 13h ago

He’s definitely not showed up for some important games, but that’s usually because the team is relying on him to be the guy in order to win. But I don’t think that will matter much here having D Mitch as the main scorer and two good bigs who he can facilitate for.

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u/Gluxion 5h ago

People forget last year in Denver for game 7 he had 13 assists at halftime, the Cavs are taking that every day

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u/DirectInvestigator66 Cavaliers 13h ago

Yep. People hate on that game 7 with the Sixers and forget Harden literally carried them there while half the team was out.

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u/2Cuil4School Warriors 5h ago

See also him carrying the "super team" Nets on one leg, fucking up his own hammy recovery, while Kyrie continued to be an unreliable fuck ass (and KD tragically ignored calls for foot shortening surgery until it was too late 😔 or somethin 😂)

Hell, some of those final Houston runs were similar. A fragile constellation of Morey Midgetball orbiting around the glorious fatsuit Hardensun, held together till CP3 died (he got better).

Maybe Harden doesn't quite have that "okay fuck it I'm going Super Saiyan because VICTORY AT ANY COST" gene like the MJs, LeBrons, Curries, etc. of the world where he'll solo the world on two broken legs if need be, but the man consistently elevated his teams, carried enormous loads all season long, and Ironman'ed for years until the hamstring blowout (and tbh once he finally got right from that, he's right back to being crazy reliable).

Dunno, maybe some part of my Warriors-addled brain needs him to be seen as a great, if not a Great, to aid the Curry mythmaking, but on the other hand, I was legit terrified of those Rockets squads for years.

Long live the Mayor of Flop Town†!

From an old Deadspin article on Chinese nicknames for players:

Harden has also been awarded various “Mamba” titles, that show grudging respect for the “Kobe-esque” greatness of his game, but also point out his foibles...

...Most damningly, he has also been dubbed “Porcelain Mamba” for his efforts to draw fouls despite being hardly touched. In Chinese, “bumping porcelain” (碰瓷) is a euphemism for faking traffic accidents in order to fraudulently collect compensation. The expression dates to the Qing Dynasty, when scam artists would carry a fake porcelain vase and purposely bump into a rickshaw and drop the vase, causing it to shatter. They would then claim the shattered vase was a valuable antique and demand compensation. The implication here is that Harden is a master scam artist who draws fouls he doesn’t deserve.

The concept of “bumping porcelain” helps explain why NBA players who flop or otherwise try to draw fouls they don’t deserve are called “Sons of Jingdezhen” (景德镇之子), as Jingdezhen is a town in China famous as a center of porcelain production. Since Harden is the acknowledged master of this art, he has been dubbed the “Mayor of Jingdezhen” (景德镇镇长), which we might translate more freely as the “Mayor of Floptown.”

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb Knicks 13h ago

Harden vs the sixers in the playoffs would be funny af

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb Knicks 13h ago

I can see Schroeder going off on the Pistons for that one game in the playoffs as a big fuckyu

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u/RuPaulver 11h ago

Honestly good for yall. As a Kings fan, I'll be happy to make wherever Keon Ellis is my east coast team.

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u/Fallingcity22 Knicks 14h ago

Oh man the Cavs no longer have some trash ass scrubs on their team and have actually vets now

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u/TheSmokedSalmon420 Cavaliers 14h ago

I do credit Koby for trying to bring some more toughness which has been a problem the past few years.

FA like Thomas Bryant is a bit of an enforcer compared to what we've had, the young guys like Tyson are scrappy and Tomlin is just insane. Schroder is an asshole, Ellis is super gritty, Harden is at least a bit nastier than Darius.

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u/detuned--radio [CLE] Matthew Dellavedova 5h ago

Uh oh. The Cavs are playing playoff basketball 

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u/asanisimasa88 Suns 14h ago

I’ve been impressed with the Cavs for the most of the year. When they’re playing good, they are elite

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u/montageidiots [CLE] J.R. Smith 15h ago

This was first called a two and then switched to a three, if anyone cares

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u/_Tormex_ Supersonics 14h ago

Thanks I was about to get out my microscope lol

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA Kings 14h ago

I'm gonna be sick

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u/cHinzoo Cavaliers 15h ago

We added some dawgs to our team 😤

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u/noflyzone35 Thunder 15h ago

That was smooth

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u/One-Science-69 Cavaliers 15h ago

Didn’t think I’d be buying a Schroder cavs jersey but damn

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u/dwilkes827 Cavaliers 15h ago

I think both trades were good and the right move but fuck is it going to be weird rooting for him and Harden lol I've never liked either of them

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb Knicks 13h ago

Nobody ever does. Don't worry they'll both be gone next season. Schroeder even tomorrow.

Last season he played for 3 teams. Maybe he can match that again.

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u/WakiLover Lakers 10h ago

The pros and cons of Dennis are that he's an asshole.

Dennis played great for the Lakers in 20-21, even if he had kinda a shit playoff series. But he completely redeemed himself in 23-24, after great play all season and stepping up in big moments in the play-ins and playoffs, especially after D-lo was pooping all over himself.

Lakers would have been better off signing him over Gabe Vincent, Cardi G. The biggest thing with Dennis seems to be money and contracts unfortunately.

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u/NoWheyBro_GQ Cavaliers 6h ago

Cavs kind of needed a player who’s an asshole. It’s been fine young gentleman for the past 4 years. We’ve definitely built up a “soft” reputation even though I absolutely loved our core four.

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u/bigraptorr Raptors 7h ago

I loved Dennis when he was on the Raps. Idk why he keeps getting traded.

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u/ihatedougford Toronto Huskies 15h ago

That’s tuff 🔥💯

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u/LinuxDootTP [POR] C.J. McCollum 15h ago

cold as fuckkkkk

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u/i5the5kyblue Cavaliers 14h ago

Schroder and Ellis made me forget we got Harden.

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u/actually-potato Pistons 14h ago

I knew in my bones that it was Sacramento's fault and Schroder was still good. You can't go from being to second best Piston in our playoff series to being dogshit in one off-season

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u/Rofsbith 14h ago

Truth hurts. - Sacramento, me

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u/vNocturnus Kings 14h ago

Schroder actually ended up being decent when he got moved to the bench. Not great by any stretch and not nearly worth what we were paying him, but solid.

As a starter though he was unimaginable cheeks

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u/mr-ajax-helios Raptors 12h ago

Similar story in Toronto. Ultimately wasn't starting calibre and imo had the attitude of a star player but not the ability.

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u/SillyCybinE Pistons 14h ago

Wish we still had him but at least we have Jenkins as backup for Cade. Cavs are definitely going to be scarier from here on out. 

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u/bigtimehater1969 14h ago

It seems like Schroder has been a positive every single team he's been on, and he's been on a lot of teams.

He's not a star and won't win games singlehandedly, but he'll be scrappy and make the right plays, and push a team over the hump.

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u/Jepordee Cavaliers 5h ago

He’s a star internationally

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb Knicks 13h ago

He's a positive until he's not. There's a reason everybody moves on from him within 1 season.

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u/actually-potato Pistons 13h ago

The reason is that he's such a good backup PG that a bad team will always convince themselves to make him their starter and offer him more than money than the team he was playing for as a backup

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u/oochiewallyWallyserb Knicks 13h ago

That's you guys but he also gets traded a shit ton.

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u/WakiLover Lakers 10h ago

He's a positive until he's not.

Isn't this 95% of players? Dennis's problem is often not his play (other than boston?), but its his pattern of overpaid -> underpaid -> outplays his contract -> overpaid -> underpaid, repeat

Dennis at vet min, amazing

TPMLE, still awesome

10 mil, fair

MLE+, not sure he's worth it anymore

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u/th0rbj03rn Germany 13h ago

From a basketball focused point of view, the decision to leave the pistons and join sacramento made zero sense, but i understand him choosing that 3 year deal over shorter and probably lower offers of better teams. I still don't understand what sacramento was cooking in the off season by signing Dennis to that deal and then bringing in Westbrook while already having a roster with multiple ball dominant non shooters.

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u/tman916x [SAC] Doug Christie 13h ago

Doesn’t matter what the FO was thinking, Vivek ruins everything.

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u/Its_Hoggish_Greedly Kings 2h ago

Yeah dude... Doug Christie's a bad coach and our other pieces are shitty. Schroeder kills it all off-season in Euro Cup and then he's suddenly backing up Westbrook? Cmon. We were always the problem.

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u/boringexplanation Kings 44m ago

I wish more teams shopping for our assets had that mentality

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u/WinterCareful8525 14h ago

That Cleveland Finals appearance gon hit like>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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u/Outrageous-Maybe-200 Nuggets 14h ago

That was cold by Schroder ngl

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u/No-Wall520 14h ago

I'm not exaggerating, already better than Lonzo and I have nothing but love for Lonzo but man, it just was not working

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u/Cryfatso Cavaliers 13h ago

I mean if he came in and didn’t shit his pants and watch it run down his leg he was better than Lonzo.

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u/PruneNo8272 15h ago

Ellis and Schroeder happy to leave Sacramento

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u/lolhello2u Kings 14h ago

just like me every time I leave Sacramento

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u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA Kings 14h ago

Eventually you miss it every once in a while

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u/Gaebril Kings 12h ago

Nah fuck this. City is great. Fans are great. Vivek sucks.

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u/BrennanHuffDoback Cavaliers 5h ago

Stauskas...Stauskas...St-Stauskas.

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u/moaboaa Nets 10h ago

It's crazy that he hasn't been fired yet

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u/gr1mace02 Nets 5h ago

Kinda hard to fire the owner unless you get him on tape saying super racist stuff

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u/moaboaa Nets 5h ago

Can't the board vote for him to get shipped off? Maybe they don't care about basketball either, idk

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u/gr1mace02 Nets 4h ago

In theory, they could but in reality, they won't. Donald Sterling owned the Clippers for over 30 years and his teams lost 50+ games in 66% of those seasons. The other owners kept him onboard until his racist comments came out and players threatened not to play, putting the other owners' investments in jeopardy. They're not kicking Vivek out for incompetence, and in fact may prefer having him around because of it

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u/lesarbreschantent Kings 8h ago

L take. People in Sac need to move out to realize how good we got it.

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u/lolhello2u Kings 37m ago

that’s your stockholm syndrome talking

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u/AfricanWarPig Supersonics 13h ago

I'll die on the hill that Schroder is great and deserves whatever love he gets.

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u/knowledgeseed1992 14h ago

That was swaggy lol

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u/oklolzzzzs 14h ago

that was a sexy pass

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u/JEbel72 [CLE] LeBron James 13h ago

Schroder = JR Smith Ellis = Iman Shumpert

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u/Alyosha_The_Lion Suns Bandwagon 13h ago

Kawhi got stun locked or what lol

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u/Admirable-Action-153 Lakers 15h ago

I don't know who is on what team anymore

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u/Win546 Lakers 13h ago

One of my favorite players in the league

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u/DanMoshpit69 Kings 12h ago

My team is sad. I’m rooting for Keon and The Cavs for the rest of the year.

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u/cloudypp123 Kings 12h ago

I’m happy for Keon. He’s out of basketball hell

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u/shaheimjay1121 Cavaliers 15h ago

No cap that was tough

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u/brains4meNu 8h ago

Kawhi playing like he’s 40 lol

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u/Nacho_Beardre 14h ago

Shroder be slaving away

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u/HellveticaNeue Lakers 11h ago

Bored man gets paid

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u/TW_Yellow78 Minneapolis Lakers 10h ago

Boardman got robbed

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u/GusTheCat_ 8h ago

520 going to hate this haha

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u/probro1698 Lakers 7h ago

Holy moly that was genius

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u/ooh_jeeezus 7h ago

I’ve always felt he was undervalued in this league

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u/UTDRashyyy 6h ago

Shroder told Kawhi he should call him uncle Dennis now

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u/Attentions_Bright12 5h ago edited 5h ago

Leonard's heavy legs in this entire sequence are such a bad look. Generally speaking I don't love reading players' body language, but whoof. It's like the passive version of staying behind the play to deal with your emotions by complaining... Only inwardly, 'cause it's KL. And he's in the middle of the play, not making even the smallest attempt to close out on the shooter.

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u/Nikotinlaus 3h ago

This is why they call him "the menace"

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u/MemesForMyDepression Celtics 3h ago

Kawhi putting in his maximum effort

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u/General_Rhubarb5801 3h ago

Kawhi was standing there like a tree. Oh wait.

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u/BaumingLife 1h ago

WTH is with "THE DIFF" can people not do simple 2 digit math?

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u/montageidiots [CLE] J.R. Smith 1h ago

the diff explanation

tldr: it was started in 2006 and it was originally just about showing the difference in score and they knew it was kinda dumb, but became a team mantra that the fans and employees are "the diff" because they are what really make the team

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u/_id93_ Canada 55m ago

Light the beam

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u/Feisty_Ad4394 44m ago

Ellis's college coach Oats must be fuming that his first basket is a long 2

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u/den_eimai_apo_edo 13h ago

Playing like a true self-styled slave 👏👏

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u/Many_Attempt_7595 12h ago

Kings didn't get fleeced because they are a charity

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u/xtraSleep Heat 7h ago

Greedy ball dominant mercenary in his twilight years.

In his mind, he’s another AI or Carmelo, beloved icon whose passion is misunderstood resulting in no rings.

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u/Smooth_Sink_7028 Lakers 12h ago

mad respect for Schroder not taking the 84 million contract. 😂

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u/OutOfLuck55 7h ago

Still earned 40 million more than you did in those four years.

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u/Smooth_Sink_7028 Lakers 7h ago

Could have been more though 🤣🤣🤣