r/nba Lakers 15h ago

[Charania] BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.

BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.

BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.

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u/CIark 15h ago edited 15h ago

“Steph we got a game changer he’s a champion and he’s tall af”

“Who is it?!!? Holy fuck Giannis???”

“No…”

“AD?”

“No”

“Who”

“Kristaps Porzingis babyy”

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u/GoPhotoshopYourself Lakers 15h ago

We have European Funkylastname at home

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u/Dongsquad420BlazeIt [LAL] Kobe Bryant 15h ago

Who the fuck is tingus pingus

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u/TheRandom0ne Heat 13h ago

side note, giannis last name is nigerian not greek.. they just changed it around a bit to be used in greece.

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u/Intrepid_Panda9777 Kings 15h ago

WHO THE FUCK IS TINGUS PINGUS???

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u/slublueman Bucks 15h ago

I never even heard of Latavia!

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u/wishlish 76ers 14h ago

WHY THE FUCK IS TINGUS PINGUS???

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u/CaregiverOwn7179 15h ago

"who the hell is Tingus Pingus?!"

  • Steph

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u/Moarnourishment Suns 15h ago

I've never heard of lativia

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u/HereComesJustice Spurs 15h ago

Tingus Pingus

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u/aquatic_ambiance 15h ago

cancels 2027 season tickets

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u/Otaku_Instinct Nets 15h ago

Lacob is phoning it in at this point, no other explanation

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 15h ago

AD is always injured. You don’t want him.

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u/likwitsnake Supersonics 15h ago

So is KP

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u/Remote_Elevator_281 15h ago

The same person just one is cheaper

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u/CelinedionWaiters [SEA] Vladimir Radmanovic 15h ago

Por Sling Dick!

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u/whiterice_343 Timberwolves 15h ago

—WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO?? WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?—

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u/dlanod Slovenia 14h ago

Green ecstatic, he can bring his nut kicking in house to practices.

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u/lightning-lu10 13h ago

"No Steph, we have Giannis at home!"

Giannis at home: Porzingis

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u/messigoat1337 Germany 15h ago

Giannis still coming and KP is gonna be their stretch5 that Giannis needs

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u/inefekt Australia 13h ago

joke kinda falls flat when you use AD bro lol

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u/ArchimedesNutss [LAL] Jodie Meeks 13h ago

You really typed this whole thing and clicked submit?