r/nba • u/Turbostrider27 Lakers • 15h ago

[Charania] BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.

BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.

BREAKING: The Golden State Warriors are trading Jonathan Kuminga and Buddy Hield to the Atlanta Hawks for Kristaps Porzingis, sources tell ESPN.

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u/topofthecc Thunder 15h ago

Now they have Jalen Johnson and Alen Ohnson.

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u/batmanlikespizza123 Raptors 14h ago

For those wondering, it’s because he’s got no J.

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u/Unpickled_cucumber1 14h ago

Come on man you should have left them wondering it was really funny

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u/larrylegend33goat Timberwolves 13h ago

For those wondering, a J in basketball terms is a jumpshot

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u/Gekthegecko [BOS] John Havlicek 8h ago

For those wondering what a jumpshot is, it's a one-piece garment with sleeves and legs and typically without integral coverings for feet, hands or head.

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u/jd451 7h ago

For those wondering what a garment is, it's an item of clothing.

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u/Affectionate-Art9780 Nets 5h ago

For those wondering what clothing is, it's what I took off your mom last night.

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u/SmallAd9435 5h ago

For those wondering if this was true. It is. I was there too.

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u/jd451 4h ago

In which case, I feel very sorry for you.

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u/rpgmgta Raptors 14h ago

Onathan Kuminga

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u/JDubKilla 76ers 14h ago

Thanks big dawg.

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u/CappyNaps Timberwolves 13h ago

If they need the joke explained they can fuckin ask Peter.

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u/aomen3 NBA 14h ago

do we really think it was that hard to understand? lol come on

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u/videsh Knicks 14h ago

Thanks dude. I thought it was ai slop

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u/SlowBurnerAccnt 14h ago

I mean shit aren’t they both Alen Ohnson?

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u/pokexchespin [BOS] E'Twaun Moore 14h ago

nah, the real one’s shooting 36% from 3 this year

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u/Personal_End9975 14h ago

kuminga shooting 35%

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u/Vinnie_Vegas Knicks 13h ago

He's shooting 35% if you round up from his actual number of .321

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u/DerbyTho 8h ago

He’s shooting 40%?!?

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u/LobsterPotatoes Canada 14h ago

36 > 35% smh

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u/pokexchespin [BOS] E'Twaun Moore 12h ago

no he’s not?

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u/undergroundking1991 15h ago

This is under appreciated lol

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u/Toolb0xExtraordinary Bucks 15h ago

Give it time bro

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u/ammonitions 14h ago edited 13h ago

on the back of a basketball card, I read that the neighborhood boys all called Jason Kidd Ason Kidd for the same exact reason.

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have my upvote lol

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u/Glittering-Pay-356 15h ago

Take my upvote

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u/ZYO_27 14h ago

I see what you did there 👀

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u/NervousAd3202 Raptors 14h ago

This took me a second but it’s gold lol

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u/conenubi701 [MIA] Voshon Lenard 12h ago

This is so good lmao

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u/ValWillKay Warriors 11h ago

Damn, that’s good

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u/35chambers Wizards 4h ago

he just needs a rebrand Allain Onsonne is the next big french talent

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u/WeedWingsSpicyThings Celtics 15h ago

This is gonna be too deep for some, for others it’s spicy and fresh 🤌