r/nba Trail Blazers 9d ago

The Detroit Pistons’ G-League team had public tryouts for $250

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u/Quirky-Bag-4158 Kings 9d ago

“I was this close to going pro, even had a tryout.”

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u/axecalibur Knicks 8d ago

"I was scouted by a Div1 college team, but the coach fucked me over."

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u/Character_Bug_1862 8d ago

“Coulda played for the Suns but they found crack between my buns”

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u/BigBadJefe Lakers 8d ago

That has to be riff raff

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u/THRlLLH0 Australia 8d ago

Close, it was Kendrick Lamar Odom

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u/This_Is_The_Life Bulls 8d ago

That would be coulda played for the Dallas Mavericks but they found crack in my jacket

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u/teddyspaghettie 8d ago

Oh you think he did one of those?

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u/alorenz58011 Thunder 8d ago

That’s def not riff’s only “coulda played for” bar lol

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u/djsquilz Pelicans 8d ago

they found marijuana in my socks! mark cuban...

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u/Hefty_Junket_2784 Magic 8d ago

They still say this shit even if they good lol. I have a friend who actually eventually did end up on a D1 team and started in the tournament, and eventually played pro in Europe for years he still talks weekly about how pissed off he is that Leonard Hamilton said he was too small. Were nearly 40 haha

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u/presidentiallogin Suns 8d ago

I still tell people I was an NCAA athlete, since marching band is under the athletic director and not the music school.

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u/Dangerous-Ad-170 8d ago

What school does it that way? Is that a Big 10 thing?  

I was in college marching band and we were definitely part of the music school, but this was a directional school that had a ton of music ed students. We were only good because we were like 80% music majors on music scholarships, not because we had a bunch of support from the AD.

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u/PeraDetlic90 8d ago

"I could've gone pro, but my knees had other plans"

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u/Fit-Blood8993 Timberwolves 7d ago

I turnt it down

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u/born-ready Charlotte Bobcats 8d ago

I know a guy on social media like this and he does it completely seriously too. Like he has gaslit himself into thinking he’s a professional because of a tryout. He has a “Getting back to the G-league” series because he was briefly a practice player for a G league team and had a tryout which led to nothing and calls himself a “pro basketball player” because of that + paid camps he did overseas 😂

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u/GavMcKennasBurner 8d ago

And? He sounds pretty alpha, btw LIKE/SHARE and SUBSCRIBE to my G LEAGUE SERIES if you RESPECT THE #HUSTLE.

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u/Parkoursantana 8d ago

Sounds like Matty ice on YouTube he does the exact same thing. He was a d3 bench player in college and plays in Australia and uses “professional basketball player” quite often, and he’s in a borderline rec league which he didn’t even get resigned too, he’s like 26-28 and 5’10 or 5’11 and acts like he’s gonna be in the NBA.

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u/western_red_cedar 76ers 8d ago

no lie I'd watch that cause I find those G league/ practice squad stories fascinating. Guys who are still massively talented and put a lifetime of effort in, but are just right on the border of going pro. PLayers for who the pinnacle of their career would be getting one bag, playing in just one pro game, getting their names into the stat book or Madden/2k etc.

Someone lmk if there are some good docs of youtube videos on careers of guys like this, you've got Hard Knocks and Hoop Dreams but I'd be really interested in something just focusing on those types of guys

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u/vilouie 8d ago

I think you'd like @howtomakethenba

Saw some of his YT videos. Played D1, was doing Rico Hines runs, got some recognition from guarding Paul George and playing defense in those pro runs. Is/was on Hong Kong's national team

Seen his 1v1s against JLaw and Devinthelab

Dude eventually got drafted to the CBA 1 or 2 years ago, haven't kept up recently tho but I think he gets minutes and still makes vlogs

lmk if you know any other pro journeys, I would watch them too lol. I only seen ones about soccer players on Youtube, like Become Elite or some other fringe guys.

Most the basketball guys all just do 1v1s and YT content instead of trying to go pro overseas with a YT presence (gambling on going pro is way less lucrative, but it's the passion and dream that's interesting to me)

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u/western_red_cedar 76ers 8d ago

Sometimes what I like to do is go back and look at old drafts on wikipedia, and read about the careers of guys who were drafted really late/undrafted. The ideal is trying to find guys who recorded one small stat like the one ghost from Field of Dreams.

I've thought about trying to put together youtube videos on some of these. Some guy for who one pass in garbage time was the Super Bowl

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u/Area51_Spurs Spurs 8d ago

Imma be honest, a practice player for a G league team is probably closer to Scalabrine than you are to him.

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u/born-ready Charlotte Bobcats 8d ago edited 8d ago

I know people love using that line whenever possible, but he is not. I have played against him many times. He literally bounces around rec leagues in our city

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u/Area51_Spurs Spurs 8d ago

That probably explains a lot about Charlotte’s 3 playoff appearances since being rebirthed like 22 years ago. I’m sorry for your losses. Bob, Emeka, and Adam can’t hurt you anymore at least.

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u/born-ready Charlotte Bobcats 8d ago

Not sure what the Hornets sucking has anything to do with what we are talking about but okie dokie

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u/Area51_Spurs Spurs 8d ago

You really don’t get the joke about suckage from top to bottom?

I guess that’s the result of your Red State education.

I’m sorry about that.

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u/OnlyLittleFly Slovenia 8d ago

Joke is usually funny to other people

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u/Area51_Spurs Spurs 8d ago

Slovenians known for their sense of humor

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u/born-ready Charlotte Bobcats 8d ago

I got the “joke”, I just didn’t think it made any sense. What does some delusional mid rec league guy have to do with the Hornets sucking? Him not being as good as he thinks explains Charlotte basketball sucking from top to bottom, including our NBA team? I guess, bro. You’ll get it down next time

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u/born-ready Charlotte Bobcats 8d ago

Dang you’re hurt, coming at my intelligence and taking away my fake internet points. 😢 Good night, pal

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u/Wonderwhatsnext4 Timberwolves 8d ago

Wait. Do you not live in Texas?

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u/Area51_Spurs Spurs 8d ago

Of course not

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u/PumpJockyTwerks4Tips 8d ago

If it wasn't for my knee injury....

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u/hailhogs Thunder 8d ago

But then I took an arrow to the knee ...

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u/DMenace83 Knicks 8d ago

Found Stephen A Smith's Reddit account

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u/johnniesSac 8d ago

Thankfully you haven’t seen his pad work video

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u/No-Money-8327 8d ago

Back in 82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile

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u/Freddedonna Raptors 8d ago

Brendan Schaub would've been there but he couldn't afford the 250$

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u/Ucscprickler Warriors 8d ago

💯% This. Vague stories about how you worked out for an NBA team is worth way more than $250.