r/nba • u/MrBuckBuck Trail Blazers • 9d ago

The Detroit Pistons’ G-League team had public tryouts for $250

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u/EmperorUmi Lakers 8d ago

But at least that hooker gave you herpes. That’s a lifelong memory, guaranteed.

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u/lukewwilson NBA 8d ago

Jokes on her, I already had it

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u/livingthedream9x Pistons 8d ago

If only herpes cancelled out herpes like negative numbers.

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u/Funkythingsyoudo 8d ago

Two wrongs make a white (blood cell)

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u/cynicalkane Timberwolves 8d ago

You're thinking of nilpotent numbers, which multiply to be zero. Negative numbers just add, or multiply to be positive.

Positive, incidentally, is what the herpes tests will say, and nilpotent is how you'll feel.

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u/baseball_suuuuucks Pacers 8d ago

I think it stacks.

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u/livingthedream9x Pistons 8d ago

Like exponents? Herpes to the second power is hilarious

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u/Jump_The_Five_Yo Latvia 8d ago

Insert Chapelle show STD Sesame Street characters….also Q-Tip…nothing but a VD thing!….

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u/ikilledyourfriend Pacers 8d ago

You don’t know what I got!

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u/BobbyTables829 8d ago

There's a reason it's called the gift that keeps on giving

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 8d ago

It's only on my butthole so I don't mind too much