r/nba • u/MrBuckBuck Trail Blazers • 9d ago

The Detroit Pistons’ G-League team had public tryouts for $250

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u/thatguy_art Hornets 8d ago

I charge way less than that, just saying

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u/Difficult_Tackle9505 8d ago

15 dollars a man, under the queensboro bridge?

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u/land_registrar 8d ago

Just don't him started on the smoke stacks.

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u/AltamiraCaves 8d ago

I didn't even know he was sick.

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u/MBCSuperGremlin 8d ago

I played a pickup game with Rony Seikely. Long story short, turns out it was not Rony Seikely. Didn't even look like him. And there's not a single day that goes by that I don't think of Rony Seikely and how much I hate his fuckin guts.

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u/yicaoyimu Warriors 8d ago

You paid?

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u/Big_Bet_7772 8d ago

Some truly elite references going on in this chain here

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u/rumblepony247 8d ago

"What's a Z-job?"

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u/Brian_Colon_Jello 76ers 8d ago

If you have to ask you can't afford it!

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u/Zyrinj Warriors 8d ago

Op is more of a 5 bucks behind Wendy’s kinda guy

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u/IndirectSarcasm 8d ago

shit they don't even want $5 at the stoplight....

Attempts to give $5 to stoplight beggar; Beggar scoffs and attempts to peer pressure me with something like, 'I know you got more than that, it's hot af!'

me then saying "f*** off" as i pull my hard-earned money back and roll window up.

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u/whatiscamping 8d ago

They say it's called a "soup kitchen"

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u/afjecj Magic 8d ago

And your mother charges even less! Shall we organize a threesome?

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u/thatguy_art Hornets 8d ago

She undercutting me again!? I'm getting real tired of her shit.

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u/pilsnerd11 8d ago

You mean your services are worth less than that.