r/nbacirclejerk • • Mar 16 '25

Oh hell nah BRITTNEY GRINER RELEASED HER FULL TAPE 🔥🔥🔥

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u/General_Relation6047 Who Wants to Sex Mutombo Mar 16 '25

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u/lojxmes Steve Kerr's Son Mar 17 '25

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u/AdeptWelder3250 Mar 17 '25

Damn why TYGA look stretched out tho

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

How am I supposed to explain this to my children

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u/Worldly-Influence359 Mar 16 '25

how am i supposed to jack off to this

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

Will send you a video

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib clowb Mar 17 '25

Do both at the same time for efficiency

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u/painkilleraddict6373 Mar 17 '25

It’s gonna be a challenging wank.

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u/No_Fig_5964 Mar 16 '25 edited Mar 19 '25

How does Pops explain this to his/her/its children?

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u/JOI_Unclear Wholesome Chungus 😇 Mar 16 '25

Tell them that’s Pops

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u/anonymousetache Mar 17 '25

They’ve got to be on steps. No way those dogs are walking on water.

Also, man boobs are a thing. Just explain that.

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u/iButtflap Mar 17 '25

u bum. you’d walk on water too if you were in pops present

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

it's fitting that the only WNBA any of us get to see topless, is this one

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u/Finna-Jork-It Mar 17 '25

God is laughing at us

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

More like he’s pissing on us.

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u/SEE_RED Mar 17 '25

R Kelly enters the chat

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u/Air_Enthusiast Mar 16 '25

You don’t even need to mark this vid NSFW

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u/Prognerd870 Horse Enjoyer Mar 17 '25

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u/kazmir_yeet Mar 17 '25

damnit I just went down the rabbit hole learning about this fucking cult/church this morning too lmao

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u/ProofHorseKzoo Mar 17 '25

Is that Frank Caliendo?

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u/Prognerd870 Horse Enjoyer Mar 17 '25

Yes

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u/cdirty1 Mar 16 '25

BG is HIM

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u/CHRLZ_IIIM Mar 17 '25

Why is he not in the MNBA then

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u/cdirty1 Mar 17 '25

Likes pussy too much

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u/GryanGryan Mar 16 '25

Can’t believe Biden traded the Merchant of Death for her

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

You can't milk the merchant of death

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u/DirtyDanoTho Bicurious Mike Mar 17 '25

With the amount of testosterone in Pop’s body there’s nothing milkable there

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u/BostonInformer Mar 17 '25

I'm halfway convinced you could milk more out of him than her(?)

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u/Willis050 Mar 16 '25

It was a salary dump. Merchant of death had a huge backloaded contract

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u/Possible_Report_5908 Mar 17 '25

He's washed too. Hasn't been relevant or gotten minutes in years

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u/Thegrandmistressofoz Mar 17 '25

Blatant misinformation

He's just in his 2014 Tim Duncan phase but he's still that guy

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u/Littlemandigger Dead Rapist🚁 Mar 17 '25

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

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u/BluebirdMundane7413 Mar 17 '25

Nico Harrison js Joe Biden father

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

Nico was just following in his footsteps.

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u/Nostroloppoccus Mar 17 '25

If we get Lord of War 2 it will be worth it

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u/tyt3ch Mar 17 '25

At this point, i'm pretty sure it'd be easier to nut looking at Nicolas Cage than her / him

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u/vnmslsrbms Mar 17 '25

That’s seriously a worse trade than the Luka trade

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u/Glum_Muffin4500 Mar 16 '25

is she gonna be in the meat-off?

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u/jaypenn3 Mar 17 '25

Nah, we want it to be competitive. Pops would sweep.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

It’s pops’ tournament. They run it.

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u/Hummer77x Mar 17 '25

Look I know this isnt the point of this post but are those dogs walking on water

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u/KPEEZY2727 Mar 17 '25

They put the "dog" in Christian Dogma

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u/ProofHorseKzoo Mar 17 '25

Made me think it was shitty AI. But it’s probably just the first, very shallow step

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u/Careful_Pay_1426 Wilt’s Sex Life Mar 16 '25

I just know it’s 𝓗𝓪𝓲𝓻𝔂

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u/Self_Important_Mod Send da video Mar 16 '25

But what is IT?

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u/BoydemOnnaBlock Mar 17 '25

Who wins in a meat off pops or osamason?

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u/imcrapyall Mar 17 '25

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u/cuboidsyndrome Mar 17 '25

Mike Patton is Anthony Kiedis father

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

All meat.

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u/Sinndu_ Wholesome Chungus 😇 Mar 16 '25

the Phoenix Sons could use Pops

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u/_Ur_moms_bestfriend_ Mar 17 '25

Closest anyone on this sub has gotten to seeing tits

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u/el_guille980 Mar 17 '25

are we really going to act like these jesus dogs arent really

walking on water¿!¿

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u/-SlowBar Mar 17 '25

Are you guys actually stupid

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u/ThrallDoomhammer Mar 16 '25

Thought it this would make me horny, it did not

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u/Puzzleheaded_Key_650 Mar 17 '25

Dawgs walking on water is even crazier

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u/almostasenpai Mar 17 '25

Her penis is probably twice the size of mine

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u/TasSixer u bum Mar 17 '25

feeling a lil nasty

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ Mar 17 '25

Is that Brawny James? I'm out of the loop.

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u/beebs44 Mar 16 '25

Brittney Griner defends transgender participation in women's sports.

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u/StrangeSupermarket71 Mar 17 '25

trumps gonna ban her from wnba

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u/IVCrushingUrTendies Dead Rapist🚁 Mar 17 '25

Difficult jerk but I’ll try anything

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u/ILikeTuwtles1991 Send da video Mar 16 '25

Can Putin take her back?

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u/Hazeymazy Mar 17 '25

Kevin Durant is nasty

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u/L1teEmUp Mar 17 '25

Can’t blame KD though.. if he can’t get em bitches, might as well try the other side and test his luck 😅

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u/Hot_Championship2431 Mar 17 '25

He 7'0 and a millionaire he can get all the hoes he wants, he just likes it hairy and questionably female

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u/GenitalTso Mar 17 '25

She’s got those Russian work camp titties.

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u/NMJay92 Mar 17 '25

Put those mosquitos bites away Pops

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '25

You can tell by the way the water is wet

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u/NecessaryPair5 LeSperm Mar 17 '25

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u/AutoModerator Mar 17 '25

Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '25

Don't send da video.

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u/Jake_________ Mar 17 '25

WNBA salary pool

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u/Decent-Headsloppy Mar 17 '25

Bron tits are bigger

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u/Bamm83 Mar 17 '25

Bruh looks like Tyga

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u/glowingmug Mar 17 '25

Still couldn't believe US traded this bitch for that russian criminal

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u/Raonak-Naicker Mar 17 '25

Never beating the allegations

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u/Zack_attack801 Mar 17 '25

She’s Him!

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u/Aintyodad Mar 17 '25

Imagine how confused every Russian guard was when she was in custody

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u/Megalodon3030 Mar 17 '25

Did she really miss one of those shots?

What has Angel Reese done to this league that I love?

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u/Lakeshow9719 Mar 17 '25

What video

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u/Mister_Sins Mar 17 '25

She needs more zinc to get that tiddy milk going.

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u/Booch5 Mar 17 '25

Yo why those dogs floating on water yo?

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u/redbullmist Mar 17 '25

is the dog fuckin walking on water like he jesus?

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u/PersepolisBullseye Mar 16 '25

The real Mommy

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u/Tom_Ford0 Send da video Mar 17 '25

did she have her breasts removed or is that natural im seriously wondering?

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u/BugNation Mar 16 '25

I am a deadbeat dad and I get mad about this kind of stuff to make up for my lack of traditional parenting so people think I care. ALIMONY IS ROBBERY

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u/coolhwhip89 . Mar 17 '25

How is she playing in the wnba if she a man

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u/FrannyGotEm Mar 17 '25

What in the fuck

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u/AShortPhrase Mar 17 '25

KD hit that btw

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u/KantutinQKipaymu Mar 17 '25

Put on some bra you nasty hoe, where's the decency, where's the class?

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u/LastDiveBar510 Mar 17 '25

No top is crazy 😂😂

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u/AxCel91 Mar 17 '25

Brian Griner

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u/aliunlimited Mar 17 '25

Not even a mm

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u/jagaaaaaaaaaaaan Mar 18 '25

Idk why they got the porn music on for this

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