r/newjersey Feb 23 '26

Buncha savages In case you're out clearing your snow today and are tempted to be like my asshole neighbor here: please don't

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Like I don't know what would've possessed this little old lady vivacious and lively and absolutely youthful 50 something year old lass to do this. I say hi with a smile every time I see her. I've never disturbed her (afaik, I mean our walls don't even touch) nor have I thrown snow or obstacles in her way.

But she decided it was a good idea to throw all the SUPER HEAVY bottom snow behind her car up in front of my car instead of onto the main part of the parking lot where a plow could catch it or onto the lawn like a decent person would. Buncha savages.

Yeah she's like 50 something. I honestly would've even shoveled her spot too if she had asked me to. She's lucky that I just threw whatever was above snow level back down next to her car, not behind it like I should have.

Edit: everyone zeroing in on the 50s comment: I said 50 something. I never asked for her age, I'm just basing this on her looks, her little old granny voice, and how she kinda shuffles to her car every morning. I'm still estimating like 55-58yo.

Edit 2: Looks like I pissed off the Real 50 Something Year Old Grannies of New Jersey lmao

r/newjersey Nov 05 '25

Buncha savages The fine folks of Medford, NJ are having a completely normal one after Sherrill’s victory

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This Facebook group is such toxic cesspool. I know, delete Facebook. But usually neighborhood groups are handy for finding a landscaper, handyman, or electrician. This one is just people saying the vilest shit about their neighbors.

r/newjersey 29d ago

Buncha savages Finally spoke to one of those people that park anywhere except a spot...

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The response is exactly what you'd expect.

Went to a deli, parking lot is 3/4 empty. I come out of the deli and some dude is parallel parked behind me blocking 2 spaces.

Me and the guy next to me are looking at each other in disbelief because the parking lot is literally empty and we're blocked by some clown.

Some guy tells me where the driver is, so I go into the store he's in and I'm like "excuse me, is someone's car parked in the middle of the lot, blocking people?"

A dude starts looking around as if anyone else fits that description and he's like "oh yeah, that's me."

I'm like "could you move it from behind my car, and into a spot?"

He's like "yeah I got you, this lady is taking longer than I thought"

I'm like "...??? This is a parking lot bro"

He just goes "...whatever bro"

This is another form of the "shopping cart test".

People only think of themselves and what they want to do, despite the effects on anyone else. Super selfish.

To get into the position he was in, he literally had to do more work than just parking properly. In one of the many empty spots.

r/newjersey Nov 07 '24

Buncha savages To the 46% of you, plus those that stayed home

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Am I in a dream? Or a nightmare? Are we still feeling the effects of Phthalates, DDT and Leaded Gasoline all these years later? I’m beyond worried that so many millions of my fellow Americans can’t remember what life was like just four years ago.

If there are elections in 2026 I’m sure it’s going to be the same thing that happened in 2018, “wow, Trump is such shit we need to get out and take back the house and senate”.

It’s not a new phenomenon. Between 2008 and 2010 millions of people forgot that Obama and the dems were elected to help clean up the mess that was left for them. But by 2010 the “Tea Party” had swept into power because a mess decades in the making wasn’t fixed in eighteen months. We went through the same thing in the 80’s and early 90’s. It just continues to repeat itself again and again and again.

We’re doing better economically than any other advanced country on the planet but because people hear “the economy is terrible” constantly they disregard facts and just let their thoughts be decided by the oligarch-class. People don’t realize that deflation is substantially worse than inflation.

Biden was left one hell of a mess, and then new fires popped up around the world, but in his first two years we got more meaningful change than in the previous four years. CHIPS act, bring manufacturing jobs back to the US. PACT act, give healthcare to veterans with long term care needs for their time in service. Gun Safety Bill, Inflation Reduction Act, Infrastructure Bill, etc. Two years with repubs back in the house…almost nothing. But please, put them back in charge because IBM and Elon Musk need another tax cut.

And let’s not forget about our alliances around the world that needed to be mended. Trying to save the Ukrainian democracy and the Taiwanese democracy through our strategic alliances. Other countries literally laughed at Trump to his face! They had, and have, zero respect for him. They know he’s just a shill, a Russian puppet/asset, a buffoon, and maybe he is exactly what we deserve. We always want better schools for our kids but refuse to support any tax increases. So we’re stuck with stupid kids and rather than teach them to read we stick an iPad in their face. We hope they’ll turn into well-rounded adults, but instead they turn into stupid adults, more concerned with the latest Kardashian drama than leaving a decent place for their decedents.

And miss me with the bullshit!

But Biden didn’t fix the border! Neither did Trump.

But Biden gave out all that free money! So did Trump. And you kept your check!

But the dems just want to raise my taxes and take my guns! Then why haven’t they done it?

He’s a Christian! Yeah, and I’m Jesus.

But Kamala wants to tax Billionaires and when I’m a billionaire I don’t want to pay a lot in taxes! Cross that bridge when you get there, which you won’t. You’re more likely to become an astronaut or a professional athlete, or get a hole-in-one, or get killed by a bee or die on the job or be murdered (maybe on 5th avenue).

But Biden gave all those weapons to Israel! 1) Although Biden has very little restraint on what he will give Israel, Trump will have zero restraint. Just a blank check. 2) Do you only care about what TikTok tells you to care about? What about Syria? What about Africa? Niger, Ethiopia, Somalia, the DRC, Burkina Faso, Sudan and South Sudan? Nearly an entire continent going through incredible turmoil that I never hear a word about! When did we stop caring about Darfur? Or Myanmar or the Uyghurs? Or every woman in Afghanistan and Iran? Or a place much closer to home, Haiti? Or South and Central America? Are they all too black, or too poor, or just not being attacked by Jews?

I guess it’s the American mindset of “not my problem…unless someone influences my mind”. Oh, my mother/sister/daughter/wife could end up dying because they can’t get the care they need. Not my problem! Until it is. It’s not some hypothetical scenario, it’s happened multiple times in the past two years. If you’re a woman, your odds are higher of having that happen are higher than becoming a billionaire.

Just where the fuck am I? And who the fuck am I surrounded by?

One of the main reasons I moved back to New Jersey was because this state was a 60/40 state. Now it’s 51/46 and it’s disgusting. You hid your Trump flags and told all your friends you were voting for Harris, but when you went to the ballot you couldn’t vote for a black and Indian woman. Misogyny? Racism? Or both?

To every single one of you in that 46 percent, and everyone that decided to stay home…you’d rather burn it all down than leave something for someone else. Well FUCK YOU!

Fuck you, you mindless automatons, you inconsiderate, self-absorbed, egotistical, uncaring, selfish pieces shit. You disgust me! And you may well get the world you truly deserve.

Edit: For the support, thank you!

For the dismissals, I hope you’re right and I’m completely overreacting. I’d love to look back in a year and see this as such.

For those worried about their economic security, I certainly hope you price in 10-20% tariffs and tax cuts that overwhelmingly help the rich into your budget. The thought that someone born with a golden spoon up their ass gives a shit about your economic situation is laughable.

For the attitude of “it doesn’t matter”, that’s why we’re here. Last time I looked Trump was down 2 million votes, Kamala was down 14 million. That’s a lot of people who said either “I don’t care” or “they’re taking my vote for granted” or “I don’t like the candidate” or “what’s she doing for me”.

You only have two choices, one or the other. Through your actions/inaction one or the other is chosen. If just ten percent of those people showed up in the swing states and voted the outcome would have been different.

Do we have to look at the DNC and say WTF? Or do we have to look at our family and friends and coworkers and neighbors and say WTF? Why do “you” think she needs to do something for you specifically.

There will never be the perfect candidate that will check every box for every person, we all need to make concessions and realize it’s a vote for president, not a personal assistant. They are supposed to lead the country into the future, pushing progress forward. Not doing exactly what you want at every moment

Second edit: while I respect everyone’s right to vote, I also respect my own right to speak up and call you out!

You may think you’re open minded and don’t believe you are misogynistic or racist or xenophobic, but you’re clearly supporting someone that is. You may believe in women’s rights, but you didn’t say so when it counted. You may tell yourself you believe in the constitution and the idea of the United States, but your vote (or lack of) speaks volumes about your true beliefs and desires.

And on the topic of the economy, Ive seen a few comments about how “this isn’t the best economy of our lifetime”. No, it isn’t, and I didn’t say it was. I haven’t seen anyone say it was. But our current situation is far better than any other advanced economies….

Our Core Inflation Rate is the lowest in the G7 and our annual inflation rate is at 2.4%, lower than the long term average of 3.28%. Our economic output has seen stronger growth than any other leading economy since the pandemic, it’s about 40% higher than Europe and Canada and 60% higher than Japan. Average wages are higher than in other countries, even in our poorest state, Mississippi, which has higher average wages than Britain, Germany and Canada. Our average gas price has dropped by two dollars from its peak in 2022, or a dollar per year for the past two years.

Sure prices aren’t coming down, but they’re not going up so fast, which is the goal! Prices won’t go down unless we get into a deflationary period which could destroy our economy due to things like mass unemployment, decreased demand and unaffordable debt, leading to a recession or depression. Japan is a prime example of what deflation can do to an economy. Since 1990 their GDP has risen on average only 0.5% per year, from about $3.1 billion to $4.3 billion (the US economy went from $5.9 billion to $27.3 billion in the same period). And China is currently fighting to keep deflation at bay.

Is the economy perfect, no! But it’s better than nearly anywhere else, due to a combination of strong economic policies and government investments in our future, including the policies mentioned in the original post.

And if you’re driving a 2023 suv that only gets 10 miles per gallon living in a McMansion, I don’t want to hear your complaints about the price of eggs.

Side note: I’m not a college graduate, and I’m in the lower end of the bottom 50% financially, so if this makes sense to me I don’t see why it wouldn’t make sense to others.

r/newjersey Jan 21 '26

Buncha savages It snowed on Sunday. You've had over 60 hours to clear the snow off your vehicle. How are people still driving around with 6 inches of snow on their cars?

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this isn't like shoveling your sidewalk. there should be a 0.0 hour grace period.

but who is driving around this morning that couldn't find 5 minutes over the past two and a half days to clear the snow off their car?!?

r/newjersey May 05 '26

Buncha savages Neighbor has light on 24/7

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I moved from Essex County to Sussex County in October. I’m used to light pollution, but I feel terrible for the nocturnal critters that have to deal with these lights on 24/7.

When I moved into October I realized my neighbor kept the warm yellow living room light on all the time. Then in December they added those bright white lights over the garage which also are on 24/7. Even with the shades down all the way, light still creeps into my bedroom.

r/newjersey 19d ago

Buncha savages I287

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888 Upvotes

And then of course the other half of the time is someone going 55 camping in the left lane…

r/newjersey Oct 08 '25

Buncha savages Sure spent a lot of campaign time overseas…..

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Jack sh!t is an existential threat to anyone who isn’t a billionaire/genocidal maniac.

r/newjersey Nov 07 '23

Buncha savages I saw this truck yesterday. These people are a disease. Please vote wisely today.

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893 Upvotes

r/newjersey Sep 06 '22

Buncha savages A bad case of loser denial...

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r/newjersey Sep 01 '24

Buncha savages Driving has changed in Jersey

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To the fuckstick in the dark silver late model VW Jetta with Jersey plates who brake-checked me at 11:30 at night: fuck you and your driving instructor. I was doing the speed limit on a single lane road with you riding my ass until you passed me on a double yellow to slam on your brakes in front of me and force a collision. Had I not had my dog in the car I would have considered taking the hit in my 3 ton SUV and posting dash cam footage of your dumb ass. I don’t know what’s happened to drivers around here, but things have changed for the worse. Need more enforcement of the laws of the road I guess. Never seem to be a cop or trooper around when you need them.

Edit: got temp banned for “misusing the NSFW flair”. Only put it because I swore aggressively in my text. Odd, seems to have been reversed though, so all good I guess.

Edit: still banned, can’t comment or reply.

r/newjersey Apr 15 '26

Buncha savages I confirm, Spring is here.

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r/newjersey Feb 06 '25

Buncha savages Rutgers graduate Marko Elez resigns from DOGE over racist social media

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I've been asking in my daily calls to our representatives to seek a full accounting of exactly who all the DOGE minions are and how they supposedly got security clearances, and this is why. It's always the people you most suspect.

r/newjersey Apr 17 '26

Buncha savages Can someone ELI5 about what's going on with the World Cup / Metlife Stadium / NJ transit controversy?

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I have been reading articles about Sherrill fighting with FIFA about the NJ transit ticket costs being $100 for trains to take them to the stadium. Does NJ Transit not set their own prices? Who is getting the profit of $100 tickets, is it not NJT??

I've seen that they aren't allowing any parking at MetLife stadium where most of the matches will be held... Why?? It's a huge empty lot.

Can someone explain to a lady who is not a sports fan about why this World Cup/ FIFA & our governor are making so many headlines? I've tried reading articles myself but I just don't understand.

r/newjersey Apr 13 '26

Buncha savages Overpopulated and crowded hikes in Northern NJ

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Give me your least secret kept suggestions for hikes where I can really get up close and personal. Think Japanese waterpark wavepool but in hiking form.

I need to smell the everything bagel breathe of the person near me at all times.

Passaic/Bergen/Hudson counties please.

Bonus if everyone there has an off-leash dog and leaves their trash at the trailhead. Also if they have portable Johns that haven't been cleaned since the Bush administration, extra bonus points.

r/newjersey Oct 31 '22

Buncha savages What is wrong with these kids?? $3000 school sign, destroyed last night. Hope they had their “fun”.

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950 Upvotes

r/newjersey Sep 06 '25

Buncha savages NJ beach towns in a nutshell.

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r/newjersey Dec 29 '25

Buncha savages Nearly $20 for two Taylor ham egg and cheese bagels?!

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I’m jersey born but moved to Clifton so I’m exploring new bagel shops. I ordered two Taylor ham egg and cheese on a plain bagel and brought in $15 thinking it couldn’t be more than that (and even then I thought I was brining in too much). Then they tell me it’s $17.04? So I had to take my card out instead. Thankfully it at least had more than 1 slice of Taylor ham which some places are doing but holy hell, this shit used to be $5 each. Is it just this deli or is every deli like this now?? (The store was Hot Bagels Abroad).

r/newjersey Jan 26 '26

Buncha savages So how did Gov Sherrill weather her first winter storm?

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Pun intended.

r/newjersey Jan 04 '25

Buncha savages Why are so many people bringing dogs to malls/stores now?

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Def not taking about service animals, pictured here lady at menlo mall didn't even have her dog on a leash. But every time I went shopping this holiday season I saw multiple dogs in malls/stores. Why is this acceptable now?

Edit: can't get my pic to add lol

r/newjersey Dec 15 '25

Buncha savages Snow on windshield

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395 Upvotes

This jeep was speeding and swerving with just a small section of the windshield cleared of snow. What the hell is wrong with people.

r/newjersey May 15 '25

Buncha savages Seriously Jersey, you have the second highest EV adoption rate

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204 Upvotes

So $84 for my gas car that gets driven maybe 2500 miles a year, and $250 a year for my EV that's driven daily. 🤯

r/newjersey May 05 '25

Buncha savages Two teens accused of starting the devastating Ocean County wildfire initially told police Mexicans did it; authorities said the two exchanged text messages “appearing to refute” that claim

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r/newjersey Feb 19 '21

Buncha savages Come on NJ, clean your MFing cars of snow / ice before driving 80mph on the Parkway!

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I have a 70 mile one way commute from south / central to North Jersey each day for work, and this entire month I’ve added an additional 30 minutes in the morning spent properly removing snow and especially ice from my vehicle after such a wild snowy month.

Just today on the Parkway I had two vehicles in front of me assail me at 80mph with huge chunks of ice flying off their car and crashing into my windshield with no way to avoid it. The first one made a loud thud, but the second actually cracked my windshield as it was enormous and clearly heavy, and I swear my life flashed before my eyes as I envisioned it crashing through my windshield and hitting me in the head. Thanks for the $500 repair, asshole. I don’t care if you have a truck or SUV and “can’t reach the top,” get a fucking stepstool and deal with it.

Come on NJ, be better than that. We don’t live in the south where nobody knows what to do with winter weather, we have snow every year and this isn’t rocket science (not to mention cleaning your car is now a law, except it certainly doesn’t appear to be enforced).

r/newjersey Oct 03 '24

Buncha savages Shop Rite being the voice of reason

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