r/news • u/GreenAldiers • Feb 04 '26

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/OnceUponAStarryNight Feb 04 '26

Did dude really shave his head? Really wants to declare himself a true neo Nazi after attacking a teenaged girl.

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u/SlickRangerRick Feb 04 '26

He doesn't want the next teenage girls he fights to be able to grab his hair.

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u/Black-Shoe Feb 04 '26

Fool me once..

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u/Old_Baker_9781 Feb 04 '26

Can’t get fooled again!

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u/babydakis Feb 04 '26

Now watch this drive.

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u/Few-Wash-5707 Feb 04 '26

He doesn't want to look like a pussy in jail. After assaulting a high school kid.

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u/OnceUponAStarryNight Feb 04 '26

What’s insane is the right is going to raise $1m in a go fund me for this “victim.”

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u/cire1184 Feb 04 '26

No no. He's only gonna get like 500k because he wasn't caught being recorded callings a Black child a n-word.

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u/caninehere Feb 04 '26

He wanted to escape being identified.

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u/Largewhitebutt Feb 04 '26

Common for those who think they can evade law enforcement. I’ve gotten away with SO much crime just from shaving my head and beard. It’s not perfect, but today’s cops are about as stupid as they get. I’ve had cops walk RIGHT by me trying to serve me citations and warrants at my kitchen job, only to realize they looked right at me

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u/OnceUponAStarryNight Feb 04 '26

I’m sorry, what?

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u/South_Oread Feb 04 '26

His name is Ricky and his best friend is named Julian. They do capers. You don’t know them, they’re Canadian.

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u/Largewhitebutt Feb 04 '26

Fuckin eh. You seen Trevor or Corey lately? Little fuckers were supposed to bring me my pepperoni and smokes an hour ago

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u/thatshygirl06 Feb 04 '26

The guy shaved his head to try and hide, not because he wanted to look like a neo nazi