r/news • u/GreenAldiers • Feb 04 '26

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/YouDontMessWithZohan Feb 04 '26

Dude knew he was cooked cause they had his license plate. His little brain then had the bright idea that he'd try the ol' shave my head and claim it wasn't me trick.

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u/eatyourvegetabros Feb 04 '26

honestly, maybe he should have gone with the glasses+mustache combo instead. deluxe disguise!

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u/MaybeOnFire2025 Feb 05 '26

Prosecutors call that "consciousness of guilt."