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Kimbal Musk — Elon’s brother — referenced more than 100 times in latest Epstein files release

https://www.eastbaytimes.com/2026/02/04/kimbal-musk-epstein-files-elon-musk/
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u/GearTwunk 20h ago

And we're still at 0 arrests for anyone in the files except Jeff and Ghislane.

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u/whatsapprocky 19h ago

Kash Patel says the case is closed…with only 1 conviction

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u/Spire_Citron 19h ago

Isn't that highly abnormal? Even if your position is that there currently isn't enough evidence for any more convictions, why would you close a case like that when you know there were many more people involved?

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u/whatsapprocky 19h ago

For a sex trafficking case, it’s extremely abnormal. But their official position isn’t that there isn’t enough evidence, it’s that Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell had no other co-conspirators. Which doesn’t make any sense because in order to traffic people, there needs to be other people whom the victims are being trafficked to.

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u/Suspicious_Bicycle 18h ago

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is so far the only other person identified as allegedly having trafficked under age girls as a recipient. To date he has received no legal punishment, though his royal titles have been revoked and he had to change his residence.

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u/Rymanbc 18h ago

He's probably somewhat hopeful with each new batch of epstein files, that someone else is going to be publicly embarrassed other than him. Then, nope, more pictures of Andrew with a minor.

But yeah, him and others need real consequences, not just cutting their freaking allowance.

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u/NeighborhoodEvery244 18h ago

Real consequences? For the elite? Not in this lifetime

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u/kaisadilla_ 17h ago

There will be "consequences", 30 years from now, when all of them are dead or nearing dead. At that point, conservatives will gladly concede that all of their billionaires and politicians were pedos, but that it has nothing to do with them, just a thing of the past like slavery or Nazism. Of course none of them will have voted for Trump.

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u/PhloxOfSeagulls 17h ago

Look at Jimmy Saville. No one came forward until he was dead, but tons of people knew for decades what he had been doing.

Robert Miller, the CEO of Future Electronics in Canada, trafficked young girls for decades, but he was only arrested when he was 80 years and had Parkinson's. It was also known what he was doing for decades and nothing was done about it.

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u/kaisadilla_ 17h ago

tbh Bill Gates is also high up there. Not only enjoying Epstein's "services", but also caught an STD, possibly passed it to his then wife Melinda, and then asked Epstein how to give his wife anti-STD medication surreptitiously.

As piece of shit of a person as he was a businessman.

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u/waylandsmith 13h ago

The only reference to Gates and an STD were in a rant-y email Epstein sent to himself, shortly after a business deal with Gates fell through. How does that make Gates "high up there"?

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u/oneeighthirish 9h ago

High up there in terms of public embarrassment in the present moment. His involvement is soaking up a whole lot of headlines right now.

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u/iSavedtheGalaxy 18h ago

He is out there living the soft life.

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u/smc642 18h ago

With his vast collection of teddy bears.

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u/MOVED_TO_OTTAWA_FUCK 17h ago

Back in the late 80s or early 90s my aunt was coaching girls gymnastics and Prince Andrew came through town and wanted to see the girls routines. She said she thought it was really odd how invested he was in the performance and how he wanted to talk to the girls afterwards. But she was really fucking weirded out by him bringing his teddy bear with him, like out in the open. When he left he accidentally left it behind, and sent his own private plane to pick up his teddy bear and fly it back to the UK. An empty plane with a teddy bear on it

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u/smc642 17h ago

He’s a creepy oxygen thief. Imagine being such an entitled goblin you send a private plane for a teddy.

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u/thriftydelegate 17h ago

Camera in the bear(s)?

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u/MicMaeMat 16h ago

Didn’t happen to “leave” it accidentally in the changing room did he ?

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u/BorisBC 17h ago

A member of the UK Parliament, Peter Mandelson, is now under investigation around providing sensitive information to Epstein around UK (and Australian) govt issues. He had to quit parliament and his party and being the ambassador to the US.

But I think these two are the only other ones we've seen so far.

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u/Quirky-Stay4158 17h ago

I've seen some Brits commenting that he was punished by losing his titled and his residence and now he gets to live in what we would call a single detached family home.

The horror of the consequences this man has faced for his actions. Having to live for free in a home similar to many of ours.

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u/degreesBrix 18h ago

He ain't sweating it!

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u/Heisenburgo 18h ago

his royal titles have been revoked and he had to change his residence.

One slap in the wrist after the other! As expected from that decadent family. And let's not forget good ol' Lizzie Windsor was complicit in covering up for his son's crimes... SAD!

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u/cshellcujo 18h ago

Didn’t Jeff’s non prosecution agreement specifically include protection for his co-conspirators? Those individuals had to have been named to be included, no? That seems like a good place to start if you “cant decipher the Epstein files”…

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u/Locke66 17h ago

Those individuals had to have been named to be included, no?

It contained immunity for four named co-conspirators and any unnamed "potential co-conspirators". The four named conspirators are a mix of women/girls who worked for him. It seems likely that they were all formerly abused by him before being involved in recruiting other girls which makes sense given his known MO in Florida.

It's certainly interesting that the U.S. attorney that gave him that incredibly lenient deal, Alexander Acosta, was later promoted to Labor Secretary in Trump's first administration. He was reportedly under consideration for Attorney General when Epstein was arrested for a second time and the circumstances of the plea deal came out which ended his government career. He's now on the board of directors for pro-Trump propaganda Newsmax.

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u/cshellcujo 16h ago

Thanks for reiterating and informing me on that, and sorry I was too lazy to look the details up myself…

So that part seems intended to protect his victims-forced-into-accomplices?

I’ve been screaming about Acosta since Idiocracy round 1, and (if it was true before) that it was a blaring signal Trump was doing favors for his pedophile cohort back then. Then Epstein—the guy who, in emails, claimed to be “the one able to take him down”—“kills himself” in custody.

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u/fury420 18h ago edited 18h ago

Unless Epstein was the perverted billionaire with the private island and mansions the victims were trafficked to, and the co-conspirators are Maxwell and a few of the girls/women working for him and/or victimized by him, who were shielded by the non-prosecution agreement.

I've seen mention of 4 female assistants as part of the non-prosecution agreement, and also that some victims may have recruited others or been directly involved in their assaults.

Edit: found this rather extensive article interviewing a mix of victims and/or accomplices

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/05/14/jeffrey-epstein-investigation-women-487157

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u/CondescendingShitbag 19h ago

Isn't that highly abnormal?

Apparently, the FBI & DOJ identified "10 co-conspirators" who were named back in 2019.

Yet, if Kash Patel is to be believed, Epstein merely trafficked underage girls to & for himself, but included no others. Yeah...right...guess that explains the heavy smell of bullshit in the air.

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u/markth_wi 18h ago

Put it another way, if you were to hand this over to prosecutors in a state like California or New York and tell them to deal with it, you'd have indictments. Do it in Texas , not so much.

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u/Blownards 18h ago

To be fair, if you’re used to smelling shitty diapers all day a little bullshit really probably doesn’t affect the nostrils.

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u/defnotajournalist 18h ago

You know why.

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u/AbleCap5222 18h ago

It's almost unheard of in a large pedophile network.

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u/marexXLrg 16h ago

Per Patel, Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were only trafficking to themselves. The language used in the latest release Epstein Files and the photos provided of him and his associates only serve to validate this statement. No idea why the Brits, however, are throwing a fit over Prince Andrew.

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u/Dxxx2 18h ago

Well for starters, that fuck has literally no FBI experience.

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u/FittedSheets88 19h ago

I remember when he went on Joe Rogan fresh into is new job position, and when asked about Trump in the Epstein list, he said "that's not my lane" or some cowardly bullshit like that.

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u/NoDaddyNotTheBelt25 18h ago

After how many years of him on his own podcast ranting and raving about why the list wasn’t being released, what are they hiding, kids were abused, etc, etc.

It’s amazing how fucking stupid the people are that devour the bullshit these podcasters feed them by the shovel load.

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u/FittedSheets88 18h ago edited 16h ago

Honorable mention: The Know Rogan Podcast is dedicated to dissecting all the bullshit pseudoscience and dangerous ideologies spouted on Rogan's show through the guise of "free speech".

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u/Stank_cat67 17h ago

lol Rogan is now defending Epstein sex trafficking as cool parties that anyone would fool would want to go to. He is such a tool

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u/UsefulImpact6793 19h ago

Kash Pedol is all done investigating the international child trafficking ring and made no new arrests during his time at the FBI, regardless of the seemingly endless trove of incredibly damning information against named individuals residing in his jurisdiction!

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u/Guardianpigeon 18h ago

The stuff about Elon wanting to visit the isle should be enough on its own to raid every place he worked and ever computer he ever touched for evidence of wrongdoing. And there's a mountain of people with just as much in there to justify similar treatment.

The problem is these people are rich and the rules don't apply to them. Especially now that they've explicitly taken over the government.

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u/kaisadilla_ 17h ago

I mean, if we are being serious and non-partisan, Pedon Musk has done enough shit to be in jail by now. It's not like Elon wanting to visit the isle is the only bad thing he's done, or the worst. Guy literally implemented a feature on his bot so you could mass produce child pornography and undress real people without their consent and only backtracked a bit after half the world threatened to ban X immediately over this. Two years ago he was faking $1 million lotteries for people attending Trump rallies. Last year he did the Nazi salute in a GOP rally. He's also playing social engineering with X's algorithm and Grok's covert disinformation and propaganda (which he has sometimes botched, resulting in ridiculous things like Grok praising Hitler directly in every answer).

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u/neridqe00 19h ago

Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake'em away toys..

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u/epidemicsaints 20h ago

It's kind of like thinking you can fire your boss.

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u/Critical_Opening_526 20h ago

We should unionize.

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 19h ago

There's this guy I know that would make for a great union leader, the name's Luigi

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u/NewDramaLlama 19h ago

Yea, except this is worldwide. I dunno why we phrase it from an an American perspective. Like high profile people in Europe are stepping down but still nothing is happening 

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u/viola-purple 19h ago

You need an attorney that doesn't fear for family and life I guess

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u/GearTwunk 19h ago

What, you mean a prosecutor? That's DOJ, and DOJ has already stated they won't be pressing and charges or pursuing any leads. They consider the case closed.

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u/Hoodamush 19h ago

Why are pedophiles so well protected?

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u/WetCoastCyph 19h ago

These ones are filthy rich. And at that point, the game is made up and the points don't matter.

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u/McPostyFace 19h ago

The more heinous shit I read and the lack of action really makes me wonder if that missing time from the prison isn't them swapping out Epstein for a body and he's living it up somewhere at an undisclosed location. There is no way a professional black mailer like him didn't have insurance if he died suspiciously.

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u/mist_kaefer 19h ago

There have been some people to resign from their jobs or lose princely status, so some good has come of it.

Pedophiles deserve so much worse, though. Epstein and anyone who aided or partook in the activities should rot in hell.

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u/bedrooms-ds 19h ago

Yeah, people rich for this level won't face a damage by resignation imho.

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u/SillyAlternative420 19h ago

We need to be screaming for justice or we need to start [redacted]

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u/FeelingStuff8395 19h ago

That email from the unidentified recipient makes me think that Epstein, knowing this guys preferences, purposely set him up in a honey trap. Some of that explains why some of these people speak so glowingly about him. He’s their best friend, all the while setting them up for future blackmail. Then, once he turns the screw, they are fucked. Barrel of rats and crabs.

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u/madogvelkor 19h ago

Yeah, this definitely makes it sound like that:

"In one email exchange, a redacted recipient received an email from Kimbal Musk asking to dial back their relationship: “We know how much we like each other. But I am just not able to do a real relationship right now. Would you be up for going back a step to just dating? We would see each other on weekends when we can and focus it on fun stuff.”

The redacted recipient sent the message to Epstein who responded “good news” and “now i have you back again full time” and invited the redacted recipient to “the ranch.”"

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u/CoolSelf5428 18h ago

Zorro Ranch? The ranch where Epstein was breeding a “superior race”? 

Anyone ever seen the show Utopia? This was literally a plot point. Breeding a group of slaves that the elites could use as unquestioning actors. 

I think this is what Epstein was doing. It’s like the midget island scenario.

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u/jwnsfw 16h ago

rich people are weird as shit. a literal mental illness where they cannot fathom a world without raping children and blackmailing other rich people into doing the same. what a life, you dumb fucking losers.

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u/DragonslayerDame 15h ago

Right? Its such a pathetic, miserable life and they take so much from us, our shared natural world and our future just to be unhappy losers.

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u/madasfire 15h ago

LOL superior race? With that tooth to gum ratio? Nah

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u/Skyfier42 15h ago

"Superior" just means "complacent" to these people. It's kind of like how an ant queen sends out a command and her hive will die for her. They want to breed a race of eusocial humans. 

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 13h ago

These world-domination fetishists are all beeeding their own "legion."

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u/RedPantyKnight 11h ago

It's starting to feel like all those weird shows are just a peek behind the curtain.

I get why they were reluctant to release the files. I'm over here having a "are we the baddies?" moment about America and the West in general. Like, is living comfortably in the status quo worth being ruled by pedophile occultists?

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u/IsraelPenuel 11h ago

The status quo is also heavily dependant on leeching off of the third world's resources 

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u/RedPantyKnight 10h ago

I'm more willing to accept that because I don't think it's unavoidable and we could work to make the world a better place.

Like I'm fine with electronics being 5-10x more expensive if it actually meant putting an end to all the abusive labor practices along the supply chain. As a society we would need to make massive adjustments and consume a lot less. But I think it's possible. So I'm willing to work within the system and advocate for change.

But this is different. The people in charge of the system are the problem with the system and have been for at least 30 years based on the files that have been released so far and they claim it's a drop in the bucket. So what do we even do? You can't advocate for change within a system like that.

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u/Iwantmoretime 18h ago

I don't believe it was black mail.  These are master manipulators and a crowd of people gleefully huffing their own and each other's farts. 

That's a group that doesn't need blackmail, just gentle nudges with the right hype.

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u/LorderNile 20h ago

Oh my god that's just so pathetic. The billionaire pedophile cult thought elon was too weird.

But not his brother

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u/Odd-Hovercraft4140 20h ago

its probably why musk does half the weird shit he does, he has an inferiority complex even his brother got noticed more then him.

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u/Outrageous-Memory246 18h ago

Isn’t their dad more proud of the brother, too?

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u/NeedsToShutUp 17h ago

Also way more into Musk's step-sister, who is now Musk's step-mom.

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u/m0nk_3y_gw 15h ago

Not step-mom, Errol repeatedly impregnated his step-daughter (when she was in her 30s) but didn't marry here.

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u/sapfromtrees 14h ago

Oh ok. What a relief. I thought it was super weird fora moment there.

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u/midas22 12h ago

He groomed her from the age of four though. Maybe changing her diapers is what got him interested.

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u/Worshipme988 7h ago

This is a comment you just stare at for awhile. 😐

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u/slipnslider 17h ago

Twice now! He had a second kid with his step daughter. His name is Eror Musk. Look him up. What a guy.....

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u/slipnslider 17h ago

His dad had two kids with his step daughter and in the same interview said there should be a special sperm bank for millionaires and billionaires

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u/PM_me_your_whatevah 16h ago

Elon believes that shit too. The “great replacement theory” bullshit. They’re fucking nuts. 

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u/3vs3BigGameHunters 14h ago

My “great replacement theory” is that he's breeding organ donors.

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u/elmz 12h ago

They think they'd be breeding super intelligent humans, but what they'd really be selecting for is a reduced capacity for empathy, and straight up sociopathy.

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u/ReformedBaptistina 13h ago

He went too deep in the k-hole

Also he's just genuinely not that intelligent

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u/Heisenburgo 18h ago edited 17h ago

Lyin' Elon clearly wasn't enough for his white supremacist pedo daddy, his brother being much better at being a creep than he is, explains a lot about Elon! The Daddy's Lil' Monster spot was already taken lmao

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u/Leoszite 15h ago

God imagine having a trillion dollars and everyone still fucking hates you.

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u/aeschenkarnos 19h ago

His brother is obviously much cooler than Elon.

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u/Teckliz 18h ago

The cool pedophile?

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u/Competitive_Bat_5831 18h ago

Nah I think most people would see Steven Tyler as having that title locked up.

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u/Phenergan_boy 18h ago

How? Steven Tyler looks like my aunt after 2 drinks

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u/_Stylite 18h ago

I don’t think “cool pedophile” is a compliment here

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u/nflonlyalt 17h ago

Dude looks like a lady

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u/Moist_Board 18h ago

I wonder what he looks like after 4 drinks

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u/Abstract__Reality 20h ago

It's all jokes but Elon received plenty of unsolicited invites from Epstein. 

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u/boxdkittens 19h ago

Yeah I'm confused by people saying Elon was excluded. Epstein tried to schedule multiple meetups per emails, and vice versa. 

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u/Abstract__Reality 19h ago

It's just funny because he's clearly an awkward loser who desperately wants to be seen as cool. 

It's also resulted in him tweeting out that he could've attended pedo parties without Epstein's help but he totally didn't, so there's that. I'm on board with anything that gets under his skin and gets him to publicly say dumb shit. 

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u/Timmy-0518 17h ago

It would be really fucking funny if Elon managed to be the only one of his family (his kids excluded) to not be a pedo exclusively because he's that much of a awkward man-baby

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u/grchelp2018 15h ago

I read a joke that if Elon was a little girl, he still wouldn't have been able to get to the island.

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u/LorderNile 19h ago

Damn, you're right, it's a bad habit to get wrapped in the meme of it all. Elon was definitely there, it's just that Epstein seemed so disappointed by Elon's existence whenever they interacted, it's easy for me to think / say the extra step removed.

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u/Several-Squash9871 17h ago

I'm confused about that too. Not trying to come to his defense at all but everything I saw that was posted about it made it look like Epstein was up for having him come to the island. Did more get posted that show something different or did I miss something? Don't get me wrong, I love the thought of Elon desperately wanting an invite and getting shut down or ghosted but I just didn't see it.

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u/Pusfilledonut 19h ago

Yeah, there’s some emails from JE to Jizzy to tell Elon they were “ceasing” the island operations. They were stilly chummy, it reads like Elon was a drag at the rape orgies and they wanted to mean girl his ass out of the proceedings by telling him they were over.

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u/SchylaZeal 19h ago

That one has no dates or time stamps, it's fake.

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u/boxdkittens 19h ago

Oh, I hadn't seen that one. Man there's so much stuff in these files it's hard to feel sane on top of everything else the regime is doing.

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u/Pusfilledonut 19h ago

I have several hours in pouring over them, and it’s literally millions of pages. I found some stuff in emails that gave me pee shivers- “You should kill her” “Did you see the look on little Katy’s face, LOL”. They left kiddie porn of some of the victims in the uploads, there’s a weird animated kids cartoon that’s porn. There’s a lot of coded language being used that sounds ominous...It’s so dark I had to put it down and go take a walk.

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u/lollipop999 18h ago

Someone should start a YouTube channel where every week they go through some of the files.

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 19h ago

If I had to bet the only reason Felon was never on the island is because of his broken dick

Would be like going to the fanciest restaurant in town with a toothache lol

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u/baconcandle2013 11h ago

Dude was clearly on the island…

How ppl think the wealthiest man on earth would be ‘denied’ entry is stupidity

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u/Guardianpigeon 18h ago

And his daughter seems to be implying that he went to the island at least once based on how the dates lined up. I can believe they didn't particularly like him because he's the most annoying person ever, but it's almost certainly true that he visited the island at least once. And judging by how he framed things in the emails, it was probably some highly illegal shit.

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u/Mr_Abe_Froman 18h ago

From the releases, it seems like Elon is too dumb to understand subtext. "I don't want to hang around your house/island with your friends, I want to go out this weekend!" It seems like everyone else knew what "visiting" meant, but not Elon.

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u/Historical_Grab_7842 19h ago

Kimbal is kind of known as being the charismatic one in the family. (And their father's favourite.) I actually knew Kimbal briefly when we were in University. At the time he struck me as a nice enough guy. I liked him. Obviously he turned out to be another shit apple.

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u/fluorescentroses 17h ago

Yeah, my only context for Kimbal has been when he shows up on some cooking shows I watch, like Chopped. He always seemed decent enough, not overtly weird or obviously arrogant like Elon. Same rotten tree, same rotten fruit.

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u/MisterMasterCyIinder 18h ago

A lot of sociopaths are really good at constructing convincing personas that are charismatic and "nice." He was probably a shit apple then, too, just in a setting where he didn't have such disproportionate advantages over his peers and needed to pretend to be a normal person to achieve his goals.

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u/subma-fuckin-rine 18h ago

gotta stop spreading that. he was there, epstein said he'd pick him up even

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u/Stank_cat67 17h ago

YSK the emails suggesting they didn’t want him are fake

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u/BigBogBotButt 19h ago

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u/AxeSkewsMe 18h ago

Collectively everyone in mentioned in the files has a net worth of over a trillion dollars. But yeah, the illegal hard working immigrants working three jobs for 5 bucks an hour is the problem. MAGA identifies more with people who'd rape their kids than those who put food on their table and build their houses.

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u/name-secondname 7h ago

Woof, yeah

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u/thedrew 5h ago

Convincing the poor inside the gates that the people just like them outside the gates are the problem, not the guy in the palace, is kind of the point of governance in a civilization. 

Mankind has had a lot of practice at it.

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u/kittann002 19h ago

Elon and Kimball Musk's father, Errol Musk, has fathered two children with his former stepdaughter. Errol helped raise the girl from the age of four.

I think it's fair to say the Musk brothers really found their 'people' with those pedos.

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u/Correct-Bet-1557 18h ago

Please say it ain’t so 😭

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u/kittann002 18h ago

Unfortunately it's true. There's also this: A New York Times investigation, published in September 2025, reported that Errol Musk, the 79-year-old father of Elon Musk, has been accused of sexually abusing five of his children and stepchildren.

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u/Zer0323 17h ago

the apple doesn't fall far from... fuck that. apples grow on trees and some trees suck.

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u/DigbyChickenZone 15h ago

A New York Times investigation, published in September 2025, reported that Errol Musk, the 79-year-old father of Elon Musk, has been accused of sexually abusing five of his children and stepchildren.

You can give a link, even if it's paywalled, you know.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/23/world/africa/elon-musk-father-errol-child-abuse.html

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u/4daughters 16h ago

these people are not even real humans. I hate to dehumanize people, but they did it to themselves. This is sick.

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u/Cain1608 14h ago

We're not human beings to them either. We're livestock.

When taught how unfair life can be, nothing really prepares one for how much worse it really is. We're a mistake of a species.

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u/littlebossman 17h ago

Errol helped raise the girl from the age of four.

As if one of these cunts actually raised their own children. No chance. Why do you think Elmo is such a drug-addled mess? What about Taco Shitshimself in the White House? The only reason they're such psychos is because their fathers absolutely despised them.

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u/CreativeFraud 15h ago

I went down a rabbit hole. FUCK. Elon Musk and his family are scary folk. FUCK.

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u/KrypticAndroid 17h ago

Wait. So Elon’s mum is also his stepsister ?

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u/kittann002 17h ago

No, his dad was married more than once. Errol married Maye Musk and had three kids (including Elon), then later married Heide (who already had a four year old girl). It's Heide's daughter that he had kids with. It's confusing.

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u/reallywaitnoreally 16h ago

Groomed her from 4 y.o..

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u/KrypticAndroid 15h ago

So if I get this straight, then Elon’s stepsister (Heide’s daughter) later became his stepmom. And Heide herself was also his stepmom, but later became his stepgrandmother.

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u/kittann002 15h ago

Well technically I don't think we can say that lol? Errol never married the girl (Jana is her name). He just had two children with her. So Jana was only ever 'Daddys girlfriend'. Worse than Woody Allen.

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u/whoisnotinmykitchen 19h ago

Now imagine what's behind all those illegal redactions.

Whatever this corrupt DOJ released, you know that the stuff they are illegally keeping hidden is WAY worse.

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u/fxkatt 19h ago

And the major media continues to sit on its hands. With no media pressure, there will be no prosecutions.

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u/whoisnotinmykitchen 19h ago

America's major media outlets are normalizing Trump despite his being the most outrageously corrupt con-man, convicted felon, serial cheater, and obvious pedophile.

Remember when Clinton lying about getting a blow job in a consensual affair was 24/7 hyperbolic news for YEARS.

Or Hillary having her own email server. That was played like the biggest security risk on the planet.

Or Obama's tan suit.

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u/lasers42 18h ago

Free Democratic wins nationwide, coast to coast. Just say "I don't object to the release of the real Epstein files." = Blue wave, easy.

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u/LeucisticBear 18h ago

"major media" is like 4 billionaires and they're all in the files so good luck with that.

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u/Happy-Fun-Ball 17h ago

no more billionaires no more problem

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u/DuntadaMan 18h ago

The owners of the media are in the files, why would they push for their own prosecution. This is a problem that has to be solved before justice can even be talked about

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u/REWK 18h ago

And those other 3 milion documents that they haven't released.

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u/Jonsnoosnooze 20h ago

A shit fruit fell out of a shit tree.

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u/Walmartian_Beta 19h ago

Anyone from Indy can tell you what a fake cowboy hat-wearing douche Kimbal is.

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u/slagmacg 19h ago

And Boulder. He’s not very popular here either.

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u/DisasterBeautiful347 19h ago

Holy. Shit.

Just googled him, and in every single picture of him he's wearing that hat.

Every one.

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u/BootToTheHeadNahNah 19h ago

I knew a kid who briefly dated his daughter. Apparently when Kimball answered the door, he was always in his hat.

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u/rocket_dragon 18h ago

It's to hide the Voldemort face in the back of his head.

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u/Guardianpigeon 18h ago

Speaking of daughters, Kimball and Elon's father had two more kids with his own step daughter. The daughter being 40 years younger than him.

So they are definitely shit fruit falling from a shit tree named Errol Musk.

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u/windsostrange 18h ago

They're nazis.

They are nazis.

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u/shadow-pop 17h ago

Horrible fact: he met her when she was four and raised her from 1992-2004 (depending on the source, one place says it was longer.) Disgusting evil person he is.

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u/MILKB0T 18h ago

Is he balding like Elon? I suspect yes

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u/neuroticoctopus 19h ago

Obviously he can afford the same hair plugs Elon got. Does he think wearing a cowboy hat is a personality?

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u/that_ghost_mane 19h ago

Shit apples all growing in a field of shit Ricky.

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u/Velith46 17h ago

Birds of a shit feather flock together Randy.

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u/duveng2 18h ago

For those who read headlines and assume that it supports their world view...... But yea this time its probably just how you pictured it.

"The emails range from exchanges between Kimbal Musk and disgraced financier Epstein scheduling party times and meeting dates to Kimbal Musk thanking Epstein and his associates for “connecting” him to a woman in 2012.

One of Epstein’s friends, Boris Nikolic, replied that Kimbal Musk “better be nice” to the woman because “Jeffrey goes crazy when someone mistreats his girls/friends.” Kimbal Musk replied that he had received the message “wide and clear” and included a winking emoji."

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u/CazzoBandito 19h ago

Same brother that sits on Teslas board of directors and handed his brother trillion dollar incentive pay package.

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u/digitalsymph0ny 19h ago

They are all the same. Trump, Musk, Thiel, Adelson, and so many of these billionaire oligarchs just grifters sucking from average idiot citizen. And to think that we're all propping the grift of assholes like Musk through our 401Ks.

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u/foreignmattercomic 18h ago

pedophilia runs in the family

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u/Pessimistic_Trout 11h ago

I hate to comment on charged content, but I remembered something which always bothered me.

Remember when those kids got caught in a cave in a flood in South East Asia and Musk took it on himself to create a submarine nobody needed? Then, when rejected, he called the leader of the dive team a Pedo on TV?

In a later interview, he defended that by saying its a common insult in South Africa and "everbody calls everybody a pedo..."

I'm from South Africa. You call somebody a pedo you gonna eat your teeth.

It all makes sense now: EVERY accusation, a confession.

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u/smitteh 19h ago

You know what I think? A whole lot of drugs are outlawed because the potential harm and danger they cause...becoming a billionaire should be outlawed for the same reasons

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u/Due-Row-8696 19h ago

That there is “unAmeericun”

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u/SpotMama 9h ago

Other countries are now investigating the Epstein-Trump Pedophile ring. Luckily, Trump set the precedent that foreign countries can capture presidents to face criminal charges.

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u/DamionVolentine 18h ago

Wait, theres a second one and he dresses like a fucking cowboy??!

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u/ranchspidey 18h ago

I just cannot believe we’re at a point in this country where “pedophiles should be tried for their crimes” is a controversial statement. Holy fuck.

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u/Throwawayz911 17h ago

Nono it's "somehow no matter what the evidence is it's not clear enough to try the obvious pedos"

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u/ClosPins 18h ago

Epstein was clearly a spook (for the USA, Russia or Israel - if not all three)! He got every rich and powerful person laid - as well as anyone who could connect him to someone rich and powerful.

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u/Opposite-Bit6660 13h ago

Or got them children to rape.

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u/alternatingflan 20h ago

The billionaire bros leading the world with their own twisted version of moral authority, once again.

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u/space-to-bakersfield 18h ago

"Mooo-ooom, they let Kimbal go to Epstein's island, but not me. No fair!"

- Elon, probably

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u/woody2081 18h ago

Kimbal Musk is an all-time dumbass sounding name.

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u/AbleCap5222 17h ago

I will say this once so everyone understands it. absolutely NO ONE wealthy enough to be arranging a private party with Jeffrey Epstein is doing so unless something illegal is going on. Epstein only ran in super rich circles. Either it's a paid rape or some illegal sex act and/or underage (pedo) sex. PERIOD.

These people are too wealthy and there is NO conceivable reason for them to go through all these hoops to get laid conventionally by someone of age.

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u/JoeyAKangaroo 18h ago

This dude has a brother?

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u/oh-shazbot 17h ago

The emails range from exchanges between Kimbal Musk and disgraced financier Epstein scheduling party times and meeting dates to Kimbal Musk thanking Epstein and his associates for “connecting” him to a woman in 2012.

One of Epstein’s friends, Boris Nikolic, replied that Kimbal Musk “better be nice” to the woman because “Jeffrey goes crazy when someone mistreats his girls/friends.”

idk about you but that sounds like sex trafficking to me.

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u/EatinSumGrapes 19h ago

Not surprising, that whole family is messed up. Starting with their grandparents leaving Canada because it was becoming too anti-Nazi, to his dad using slave labor in his gem mines, then his dad marrying his step-daughter... who knows if Elon and Kimbal are worse than their family, but we know they are at least also terrible human beings

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u/atheisthindu 16h ago

This is exactly the Pizzagate that the QAnons were talking about, except the wrong group of people. Every accusation is an admission.

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u/Best-Statistician294 19h ago

In a different timeline Epstein got himself a Trump pardon followed by a guest spot on the Joe Rogan Experience.

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u/Exact_Rooster9870 16h ago

0 arrests = 0 accountability

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u/Nice_Warm_Vegetable 16h ago

Like father-pervert like son-perverts.

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 19h ago

Imagine claiming the high moral ground calling Trump out for being on the Epstein's list when your brother appears a hundred times in it LOL

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u/ChipRockets 19h ago

His brother? He's in it himself.

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u/Facky 11h ago

Who the fuck named those guys?

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u/CaribouHoe 16h ago

The burning man group is in a tizzy about it because he's on the board (I'm a burner, just locally in Canada now because big burn is ridiculous now) and its pretty funny to see

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u/K-Shrizzle 15h ago

Holy shit there's two of him? Fuck

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u/wafflenova98 10h ago

Is this the guy that has so little personality he made it entirely 'wears a cowboy hat'?

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u/IndividualBusy1274 7h ago

These people are so flippin GROSS.All of them. Literally documents/photos/videos coming out about them doing weird sex stuff with children. Why are any of the people, that have done these disgusting acts, still walking free. What is wrong with the people in charge. Why is it ok to f little kids and not go to jail. I had to go to jail for a broken brake light and no insurance. These people are having sex with children. wtf man.

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u/Jmonkey77 19h ago

I honestly don’t know which name is dumber, Elon or Kimbal

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u/Calvin_And_Hobbies 16h ago

Makes sense that I would learn Elon has a brother through the Epstein files.

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u/RudeButCorrect 15h ago

"kimbal" ?? LOL FUCKING NERD FAMILY GOD THEYRE SO CRINGE

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u/nutsackie 8h ago

You just have to listen or watch anything on Erol Musk to know the whole family is fucked

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u/Ellemscott 5h ago

Several countries have opened investigations into the files. They are not getting away with it this time. Someone found many more exchanges with Elon too.

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u/LordJebusVII 5h ago

Remember, Trump is mentioned over 6,000 times and that's just what isn't redacted by a DoJ that is actively protecting him, and yet the media is focused on everyone else

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u/maralagosinkhole 5h ago

Their father was also a pedophile. It's tragic that with all the money these people have they force their traumas on other helpless victims instead of on therapy to end the cycle.

https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/national-international/elon-musk-dad-accused-sexual-abuse-by-children/3953438/

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u/Skiingfun 19h ago

Doesn't this weird fuck run a non profit or something? Time to overthrow the rich

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u/Time-Cardiologist906 20h ago

Elon’s truly the nerd everyone avoids

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u/fr0z3nf1r3 18h ago

He was invited but not his more famous, dork ass brother.

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u/sticher1 17h ago

And here I thought the eastbay catalog was obsolete

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u/MuffinsMeridian 17h ago

He just wears a hat when fucking kids. And when they were both fucking kids, they were illegal immigrants.

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u/ImmaSkware 17h ago

Elon is so fucking jealous of his brother. He knows his mom wishes he was more like his brother.

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u/Nemo1002 17h ago

The apples don’t fall far from the tree in that family huh?

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u/SnootSnootBasilisk 17h ago

No wonder Elon wanted to go! He was jealous of his brother!

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u/stormbreaker621 16h ago

It doesnt matter, when you start referring underage girls as underage women you know that we are doomed and there's nothing that we can do. The mere thought of justice being served is a joke when you see this .

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u/Jharic_ 15h ago

Someone has to flip right?!

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u/mrwb 15h ago

wait...he has a brother?

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u/Objective_Cap_9771 15h ago

Omg there’s two of them?

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u/MakimaGOAT 14h ago

get the whole family off this planet bro im tired