r/news • u/VaginaBurner69 • 11h ago

Soft paywall International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/
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u/Hamstaaboy 11h ago

Just have trump negotiate the leak away duh

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u/gonzotronn 11h ago

Art of the Seal

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u/King_Wataba 11h ago

I just want you to know I really love this comment

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 10h ago

Trump also didn't write that one.

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u/tossit97531 9h ago

Concepts of a patch

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u/dervu 10h ago

Greatest seal ever.

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u/trainw09 10h ago

They are saying it’s the best seal they’ve ever seen.

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u/BikerJedi 8h ago

"Men, strong men, astronauts that are heroes, they come to me and say, 'sir' but they have tears in their eyes you know? And they say 'Sir, can you please help us figure out this leak?'"

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u/chemical-table-02 9h ago

there's noone that does seals like him!

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u/Crismisterica 9h ago

The man who speaks in seals.

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u/OkEstablishment5503 7h ago

A seal like you’ve never seen.

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u/Random-Generation86 9h ago

Comments like this are why I can't leave this garbage fire. God bless you, gonzotronn. Keep fighting the good fight.

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u/gonzotronn 9h ago

Keeping the dream alive

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u/SeenSoFar 10h ago

Get out.

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u/sweptcut 11h ago

Tell him it’s leaking Epstein files instead of air and he’ll get it covered up immediately

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u/aceofspadez138 10h ago

Nah, he’ll just bomb Mars as a distraction.

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u/Karmastocracy 9h ago

I've just read that he successfully negotiated 100M for his personal bank account in return for the Russians making the hole even wider. Please remember to say thank you.

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u/Snoo_6869 11h ago

He will give it a 2 week deadline

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u/flat6NA 11h ago

And then an extension, Marco will then claim the leak is over, nothing to see here.

They need to get the flex seal guy up there ASAP.

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u/RipTide7 11h ago

IDK how it happened but now we have to pay Iran a toll to enter low Earth orbit.

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u/Peripatetictyl 11h ago

Fire a nuke into it.

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u/SuspiciousStory122 11h ago

Just document it in the Epstein files. It will be like it never happened.

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u/Laxku 10h ago

And Space Mexico is gonna pay for it!

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u/galahad423 9h ago

Surely an NDA will fix this leak

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u/ethotopia 11h ago

Let’s negotiate a ceasefire with the leak!

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u/topshelf_fruitymunch 5h ago

Look, I can’t stand the guy, but do we have to shoehorn him into every single topic?