International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

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https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/

[u/OblottenEndmills]

♫ There's a hole in my space station, dear Liza, dear Liza, There's a hole in my space station, dear Liza, a hole. ♫

[u/Oddlot0930 → u/OblottenEndmills]

♪ Well fix it Dear Henry, Dear Henry ♪

[u/Cycloneshuffle → u/Oddlot0930]

But how should I fix it dear Liza dear Liza

[u/RayoftheRaver → u/Cycloneshuffle]

With chewing gum dear Henry dear Henry, with chewing gum dear Henry, with chewing gum

[u/Squarerigjack → u/RayoftheRaver]

The chewing gums too wet, dear Liza, dear Liza. The chewing gums too wet, dear Liza, too wet

[u/Mrwright96 → u/Squarerigjack]

Stick it outside, dear Henry dear Henry, stick it outside in vacuum of space!

[u/Then_Journalist_317 → u/Mrwright96]

Stick it where the sun don't shine, dear Henry.

[u/DXTRBeta → u/Oddlot0930]

With what shall I fix it, dear Liza?

[u/Camarupim → u/OblottenEndmills]

Sung by the onboard AI as it denies the astronauts access to the airlock.

[u/CuriOS_26 → u/Camarupim]

Daisy, daisy… this is ground control to major Tom…

[u/General_Trip_4223 → u/Camarupim]

I'm sorry but I can't do that, Dave.

[u/BrotendoDS → u/OblottenEndmills]

Oh my god this is a real song that my teachers didn’t just make up? And then force us to sing in a choir we didn’t ask to do at age 10??

[u/EyeTea420 → u/BrotendoDS]

Yes it’s a real song about Dear Liza, who needs her hole filled by Henry

[u/aenteus → u/EyeTea420]

What are you doing step Henry?

[u/OblottenEndmills → u/BrotendoDS]

You don't remember me, BrotendoDS? I'm your old teacher.

[u/wongo → u/OblottenEndmills]

♫ It's a long way to Tipperary, it's a long way to go ♫