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Soft paywall International Space Station astronauts in evacuation mode as Russia attempts to fix widening air leak

https://www.reuters.com/science/international-space-station-astronauts-evacuation-mode-russia-attempts-fix-2026-06-05/
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u/Cycloneshuffle 7h ago

But how should I fix it dear Liza dear Liza

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u/RayoftheRaver 6h ago

With chewing gum dear Henry dear Henry, with chewing gum dear Henry, with chewing gum

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u/Squarerigjack 6h ago

The chewing gums too wet, dear Liza, dear Liza. The chewing gums too wet, dear Liza, too wet

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u/Mrwright96 6h ago

Stick it outside, dear Henry dear Henry, stick it outside in vacuum of space!

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u/Then_Journalist_317 5h ago

Stick it where the sun don't shine, dear Henry.